What would you not do to the barking dog next door

samhail · 29-12-2008 07:26PM #1

bark bark bark
non stop !

worst thing that i would actually do that ive come up with is buy one of those dog whistles and blow it all night o.0 hmmm

Cunny-Funt · 29-12-2008 07:27PM

Nothing, instead I'd ask the owners to sort it out.

Plug · 29-12-2008 07:29PM

We had that problem, theres nothing a bit of rat poison can't sort out!

Kold · 29-12-2008 07:31PM

What would you not do to the barking dog next door

I'd draw the line at oral I'd say.

Irjudge1 · 29-12-2008 07:31PM

Plug wrote: »

We had that problem, theres nothing a bit of rat poison can't sort out!

It's illegal to murder you know.

Sharpshooter · 29-12-2008 07:32PM

Try posting over in The Animal and Pet forum , OP.

They come across things like this a lot , and might have some sound advice for you.:)

Gordon · 29-12-2008 07:33PM

Dog whistles won't do much. It probably will give you sore ears though, you don't hear dog whistles but you'll notice a tinnitus feel in your ears after a while of blowing the whistle. I tried that with a dog next door once and it just annoyed it a bit and didn't stop it from barking more, sometimes it made the dog bark at it.

antodeco · 29-12-2008 07:33PM

Get yourself an elephant!

samhail · 29-12-2008 07:35PM

I conisdered to post on the Pet forum, but thought more *inventive* ways could be sourced from here.

Ive got a nice pair of GI ear defenders, i bet they could protect me for a little while. hmmm

Rowley Birkin QC · 29-12-2008 07:37PM

Ask for help in the Shooting forum.

Saibh · 29-12-2008 07:39PM

Used to have the same problem - especially at night. Used to phone the neighbour's an odd night - if I was kept awake, so should they.

Bought a ultrasonic device online, but didn't get a chance to use it as I moved away, don't know if it works.

antodeco · 29-12-2008 07:39PM

Send it to the moon. Think theres a dude on here planning to head up!

RoundyMooney · 29-12-2008 07:44PM

Gordon wrote: »

Dog whistles won't do much. It probably will give you sore ears though, you don't hear dog whistles but you'll notice a tinnitus feel in your ears after a while of blowing the whistle. I tried that with a dog next door once and it just annoyed it a bit and didn't stop it from barking more, sometimes it made the dog bark at it.

Plus a haoin.

I have a "dog dazzer" here (which is pretty much an electronic dog whistle).

Fairly ineffective at little more than making the dog mad (and loud), although it's supposed to repel them.

The problem invariably lies with the owner rather than the dog anyway, but you might as well be talking to the dog in many cases.

pebbles21 · 29-12-2008 07:45PM

jump over the wall/fence and throw the dog into your garden and see how the owners like it for a change

samhail · 29-12-2008 09:07PM

$%^&*() dog.

i just re-read the charter of this forum and im guessing that since this is a useless thread its going to be locked and im going to be banned from AH.

ill probably be site banned too. hopefully its only for a period, i might be back in a few years. ill miss ye guys.

just wanted to get in before the lock !!!!!!

happy new year everyone !

connundrum · 29-12-2008 09:20PM

samhail wrote: »

just wanted to get in before the lock !!!!!!

This in its self is a banning offence of late or so I've heard.

ejmaztec · 29-12-2008 09:23PM

You could do what some guy in the US did. He threw a firework over the wall and the dog caught it. RIP Dog.

themadchef · 29-12-2008 09:31PM

You're going about it all wrong.

Make friends with the poor little helpless puppy. A mans best friend and all that. It's that or spend your nights thinking up new ways to kill it.

samhail · 29-12-2008 09:31PM

connundrum wrote: »

This in its self is a banning offence of late or so I've heard.

just another excuse.

ejmaztec wrote: »

You could do what some guy in the US did. He threw a firework over the wall and the dog caught it. RIP Dog.

ah now i wouldnt do that.
fireworks are too pretty.

ejmaztec · 29-12-2008 09:37PM

samhail wrote: »

ah now i wouldnt do that.
fireworks are too pretty.

You won't notice as you'll be running in the opposite direction. :pac:

Wertz · 29-12-2008 09:44PM

Usually barking dogs, that aren't reacting to disturbance, are looking for attention, or are bored.
Anytime I have problems with barking dogs, I go out into the back garden...the dog will stop barking for a wee bit to see what you're going to do...the instant it starts barking I let a roar at it. I'll have to do this at most 3 times before the dog gets the message and pipes down for the night. In oither words you pretend to be a bigger dog and they STFU because of pack mentality. It wakes my neighbours but I couldn't give a sh*t.

Toiletroll · 29-12-2008 09:46PM

Try a spoon!

galwayrush · 29-12-2008 09:47PM

Don't let the bitch back home untill she stops barking.:rolleyes:

podgeandrodge · 31-12-2008 07:21PM

This might be...barking up the wrong tree...but this is what I did.

Put this official form in the neighbours letter box (not completed - just giving a hint)

http://www.corkcoco.ie/co/pdf/213066694.pdf

Hasn't worked yet so going to half complete it and drop it in again as a second hint.

Sea Sharp · 31-12-2008 07:29PM

Throw him a bottle of dreamy sleepy nighty snoozey snooze.

marcsignal · 31-12-2008 07:30PM

1 Juicy Steak + 1 Teaspoon of Alphachlorolose Technical is your only man.

Step 1 - Cook Steak Medium Rare

Step 2 - Sprinkle Alphachlorolose Technical powder over steak

Step 3 - Lob Steak over garden wall and whistle

Step 4 - Go back to bed and await Step 5

BARK BARK BARK

*smells and eats steak that lands in garden*

BARK BARK BARK BARK zzzzzzzz

R.I.P.

Step 5 - Enjoy the Silence

Biggins · 31-12-2008 07:47PM

Get a megaphone.

When the dog starts barking, every time he does shout into it and out a window
"Would the people at house number XX please do something about their mutt - I'm here studying the Kama Sutra and the doggie position is one your animal keeps pestering me about!"

Berty · 31-12-2008 08:02PM

As you are asking what would we NOT do to a dog.

You should defo not give it chocolate.

LEIN · 31-12-2008 08:27PM

Have a very loud party tonight! Later when some one is drunk enough challenge them to kidnap the dog!

galwayrush · 31-12-2008 08:32PM

my next door's dog keeps trying to shag a cat, so he's got enough problems of his own.:D

LEIN · 31-12-2008 08:38PM

galwayrush wrote: »

my next door's dog keeps trying to shag a cat, so he's got enough problems of his own.:D

Lol id say thats funny.

What would you not do to the barking dog next door

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