Funniest date?

the_syco · 2008-12-29 02:50:13

After reading this, I'm thinking a lot of lads here will have funny dates, so I made this thread. I'm a dateless bo||ox so far, so I have zero in the way of stories, good or bad, so I'll laugh at yours :P :pac:

29-12-2008 02:50AM

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After reading this, I'm thinking a lot of lads here will have funny dates, so I made this thread. I'm a dateless bo||ox so far, so I have zero in the way of stories, good or bad, so I'll laugh at yours :P :pac:

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#2 29-12-2008 02:59AM

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That thread welcome both male and female input.
Do you mean for this to be a serious thread ?
Please explain how this fits in with the aims and lifetyle of the brotherhood.

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#3 29-12-2008 03:15AM

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Thaedydal wrote: »

That thread welcome both male and female input.
Do you mean for this to be a serious thread ?
Please explain how this fits in with the aims and lifetyle of the brotherhood.

To help Guide The Brothers into not making the same mistakes, on our quest to find the perfect Brotherette?

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#4 29-12-2008 04:00AM

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Went on a date once, went back to the pothential brotherette's house to "hang-out", She asks me to make her tea, I oblige, I go to the fridge for milk, and I realise there is something amiss.

THERE WAS NO BACON!!! None.

I was thinking, maybe she has eaten her supply of Bacon and now there is none left because she is a Bacon Noob.

I question her, and she tells me she doesn't eat pork, I ask her is it due to religious reasons, because that would be my only way of accepting such insolence and she was hot.

No, she say, I don't like the taste!!!!!!!

Thats right, she is an evil b1tch!!!!

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#5 29-12-2008 10:43AM

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minidazzler wrote: »

Went on a date once, went back to the pothential brotherette's house to "hang-out", She asks me to make her tea, I oblige, I go to the fridge for milk, and I realise there is something amiss.

THERE WAS NO BACON!!! None.

I was thinking, maybe she has eaten her supply of Bacon and now there is none left because she is a Bacon Noob.

I question her, and she tells me she doesn't eat pork, I ask her is it due to religious reasons, because that would be my only way of accepting such insolence and she was hot.

No, she say, I don't like the taste!!!!!!!

Thats right, she is an evil b1tch!!!!

OK, this thread has to be closed now, that's just going too far. She asked you to make tea and you did????

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#6 29-12-2008 10:50AM

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Zaph wrote: »

OK, this thread has to be closed now, that's just going too far. She asked you to make tea and you did????

I was thinking the same thing, he went back to her place and he had to make the tea? crap hostess!!

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#7 29-12-2008 12:56PM

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A chance to snoop is always good!!!

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#8 29-12-2008 04:09PM

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Making tea for a wimmins, then snooping round through her drawers?

TLL thataway
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#9 29-12-2008 04:12PM

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LostinBlanch wrote: »

then snooping round through her drawers?

I thought that was the objective Explains a lot though

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#10 29-12-2008 04:14PM

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I look forward to rereading the Ladies lounge stories, except from the 'perpetrator's' POV.

Hmm... once took a date to see the Wallace and Grommit movie. THAT was funny.

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#11 29-12-2008 09:04PM

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Galvasean wrote: »

I look forward to rereading the Ladies lounge stories, except from the 'perpetrator's' POV.

Hmm... once took a date to see the Wallace and Grommit movie. THAT was funny.

What? The movie or the date?

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#12 29-12-2008 11:33PM

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LostinBlanch wrote: »

What? The movie or the date?

The movie was funny. Since the movie was an integral part of the date, the date became funny.

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#13 31-12-2008 09:11AM

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A girl was introduced to me and a friend one night but she didn't get to hang around and chat to us. The friend who introduced us all later told me that girl wanted to pass me on her number so I got in touch and we arranged to meet.
I waited at the meeting point until she showed up. We debated what pub to go to and began walking to it. She then turns and asks me "Didn't you wear glasses?"

"No, that was my friend":eek:

She insisted she didn't get it wrong but I have my doubts:pac:

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#14 31-12-2008 12:25PM

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Funniest date

How has no-one replied with April 1st yet?

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