I has flavour...

Tom Dunne · 20-12-2008 07:21PM #1

We have all been there at some stage.

We have been consumed by the euphoria of an idea that really seemed like a good idea at the time, only to slowly realise that we suddenly find ourselves in a situation, of our own doing that, in hindsight, is not the brightest of ideas.

I don't have a lot of experience with changing my skin colour. On the whole, I am quite happy being milky white, overweight and hairy. At this present moment in time, I would really, really like to be milky white again.

Having said that, if ripping what little dignity I have left to shreds makes a child's Christmas that tiny bit better, well then it's worth it.

So without further ado, I hereby present me, as a minstrel. A very unwell minstrel.

Viewers of a nervous disposition and young children should be aware that some of the following pictures contain images of a graphic nature. Oh, and nudity. :cool:

Tom Dunne · 20-12-2008 07:24PM

And more...:o

Zaph · 20-12-2008 07:25PM

Ruu_Old · 20-12-2008 07:26PM

Dale Winton would be jealous. Fair play to ya, Tom.

ChewChew · 20-12-2008 07:28PM

baaahahaaaahahaha. Love the jumper Mr. Grumpy! well done you!:D

Zaph · 20-12-2008 07:30PM

Steve · 20-12-2008 07:32PM

Jesus Tom, I didn't think you'd do it.. you just earned the kids another fifty from me.

Kudos, brother.

Kold · 20-12-2008 07:36PM

I think I read the OP 3 times but am still unaware as to why the hell you would do that...

Tom Dunne · 20-12-2008 07:37PM

Kold wrote: »

I think I read the OP 3 times but am still unaware as to why the hell you would do that...

Um, for charity?

trout · 20-12-2008 07:37PM

Well played.

kev_s88 · 20-12-2008 07:45PM

bahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

my face hurts from laughing and i only looked at one picture

i actually cant bring myself to look at the rest in fear of facial spasm or cramp.... great work though Tom.the childer will be proud of ya

Tom Dunne · 20-12-2008 07:51PM

This stuff wasn't supposed to be so friggin' dark. And no sign of it lightening up at all. :eek:

Although, it smells nice.

Zaph · 20-12-2008 07:51PM

trout wrote: »

Well played.

Don't know about you Brother trout, but I reckon that was money very well spent so we didn't end up looking like that.

trout · 20-12-2008 08:04PM

Zaph wrote: »

Don't know about you Brother trout, but I reckon that was money very well spent so we didn't end up looking like that.

Just as well I had my big brain in that night ... spotted the setup a mile off, like a leopard spots a lame herd animal ... or something.

*shakes head*

Thankfully, we have not seen anything of the paper undies or 'candid' shots ... so far

LostinBlanch · 20-12-2008 08:04PM

Jaysus Tom, give you a hat, cane and stripey jacket and you could be one of the lions tea minstrels!

Fair play though.

niceirishfella · 20-12-2008 08:17PM

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Um, for charity?

I do a lot of work for charity myself, but don't like to talk about it.:D

Hagar · 20-12-2008 08:25PM

Fair play Tom. You're officially a legend.

Wibbs · 20-12-2008 08:36PM

Did we briefly have a fling in 1992?

Class man. Class.

smashey · 20-12-2008 09:37PM

I wouldn't worry about the tan if I was you, I'd be more embarrased by wearing that geansai. :eek:

trout · 20-12-2008 09:41PM

I thought the geansai was the icing on the cake ... I mean ... it's a joke ... amirite ?

Ye gods and little fishes ... he's hardly wearing that jumper without a sense of ironing is he ? :eek:

smashey · 20-12-2008 09:45PM

trout wrote: »

I thought the geansai was the icing on the cake ... I mean ... it's a joke ... amirite ?

Ye gods and little fishes ... he's hardly wearing that jumper without a sense of ironing is he ? :eek:

Obviously a Christmas pressie from Granny. I bet he has the matching socks.

ChewChew · 21-12-2008 01:15PM

smashey wrote: »

Obviously a Christmas pressie from Granny. I bet he has the matching socks.

You know the way lucy lu was in boston recently?? Well. . . . . :eek:

Splinter · 21-12-2008 03:15PM

ChewChew wrote: »

You know the way lucy lu was in boston recently?? Well. . . . . :eek:

i can confirm the validility of this statement...

Tom, excellent, im in pain from the laughter

Toto Wolfcastle · 21-12-2008 04:08PM

Oh dear God.

I am so very sorry that I asked you to do this Tom.

It really is very dark.

However I think others will join me in saying:

BAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Tom Dunne · 21-12-2008 04:12PM

janeybabe wrote: »

It really is very dark.

You reckon? Don't get me started on the itching.

I really didn't think it would be that dark. Oh, and it sparkles. There's some glittery sh1te in it too.

Toto Wolfcastle · 21-12-2008 04:14PM

Tom Dunne wrote: »

You reckon? Don't get me started on the itching.

I really didn't think it would be that dark. Oh, and it sparkles. There's some glittery sh1te in it too.

What the hell kind of tan did you use?

Tom Dunne · 21-12-2008 04:19PM

janeybabe wrote: »

What the hell kind of tan did you use?

Em, this stuff.

I'm new to this whole tan stuff.

Mint Sauce · 21-12-2008 04:21PM

janeybabe wrote: »

What the hell kind of tan did you use?

and how much of it

fair play to ya, kudos for sharing

Toto Wolfcastle · 21-12-2008 04:21PM

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Em, this stuff.

I'm new to this whole tan stuff.

Ah jaysus! No wonder it turned out so dark!

That stuff is pretty easy to get off though. Soup and water usually does the trick.

Tom Dunne · 21-12-2008 04:24PM

irish-stew wrote: »

and how much of it

Only four tubes. There's a lotta brother to cover.

janeybabe wrote: »

Ah jaysus! No wonder it turned out so dark!

That stuff is pretty easy to get off though. Soup and water usually does the trick.

No, the deal was a week.

Though I am told I am sleeping on newspapers for the duration of that week.

GAAman · 21-12-2008 04:25PM

Brother Tom, lots of respect for that. When i read the original thread even before you agreed to it i thought it wouldnt get off the ground. Fair balls man

I has flavour...

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