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Try to rape me would you?

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  • #32
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Sure don't you know rapists would invent some kind of anti-rape mechanism buster buster. On detection of the device inside a woman a metallic shield would cover the penis, and do battle with the barbs.

    I reckon theres a market there for it!


  • #33
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Bet the price of it is a Rip Off as well...............:p


  • #34
    owenmakken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭owenmakken


    The taught of having sex with a black African would be enough to turn me off, - why would you wnat to? unless your' into manly frames and banana BO


  • #35
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    the blacks like the blacks


  • #36
    Voodu Child
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    Pity the poor product testers, I wonder how many prototypes they had to go through before getting it just right :pac:


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  • #37
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    owenmakken wrote: »
    The taught of having sex with a black African would be enough to turn me off, - why would you wnat to? unless your' into manly frames and banana BO
    Would you ever fúck off.


  • #38
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,227 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    owenmakken wrote: »
    The taught of having sex with a black African would be enough to turn me off, - why would you wnat to? unless your' into manly frames and banana BO
    Banned.


  • #39
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Banana'd.

    FYP for the added irony.


  • #40
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    owenmakken wrote: »
    The taught of having sex with a black African would be enough to turn me off, - why would you wnat to? unless your' into manly frames and banana BO
    Banned.

    Edit: Damn cushion.


  • #41
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    owenmakken wrote: »
    naughty

    Banned!
    MOD HAT TRICK!!!


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  • #42
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,227 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote: »
    Banned.

    Edit: Damn cushion.
    If you make mod of the year over me, I'm going to point out this one moment where you were slower than me as opposed to the other way around. Hopefully they'll take it away from you and give it to me.


  • #43
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    The great Mod Wars of AH , december 08............. tis the stuff if folklore.:D


  • #44
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    If you make mod of the year over me, I'm going to point out this one moment where you were slower than me as opposed to the other way around. Hopefully they'll take it away from you and give it to me.
    And I'll point to modutils. :)


  • #45
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,227 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote: »
    And I'll point to modutils. :)
    I think you should check modutils again. It says I got him first.


  • #46
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    How f*cking cynical does a woman have to be?


  • #47
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Kold wrote: »
    How f*cking cynical does a woman have to be?

    To be fair Kold, if a woman is gettin raped, I think she's probably entitled to be somewhat cynical.


  • #48
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Fizman wrote: »
    To be fair Kold, if a woman is gettin raped, I think she's probably entitled to be somewhat cynical.

    To be fair Fizman, if a girl is ramming a torture device up her cooter, expecting to be raped, I think she's maybe going about this the wrong way.


  • #49
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I think that means it can only be removed from your cock by a doctor.

    Doc: "Hi Jimmy, what can I help you with today?

    Jimmy: "Well doc its like this. You know the way I have this problem about not being able to stop raping my neighbour Sally? Well Sally got this new thing recently and its caused me a bit of bother...........


  • #50
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Theres no need for girls to get so snappy. Were going to have to nip this in the bud before it gets too common.


  • #51
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    Don't tell Snyper


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  • #52
    loobylou
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭loobylou


    Why does it take a doctor to remove it? Like, do they get a special key or something?


  • #53
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    loobylou wrote: »
    Why does it take a doctor to remove it? Like, do they get a special key or something?

    If that was the case I would go to a locksmith.


  • #54
    ART6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭ART6


    I would have thought a four-ten shotgun cartridge there would do just a well -- they're about the same size as a tampon, and would have the advantage of instantaneous ejection of the offending organ while eliminating any possibility of reoffending in the future:D


  • #55
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I think you should check modutils again. It says I got him first.

    Er...don't you think you should MODERATE and remove his deeply offensive comment?


  • #56
    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    How long before someone invents the opposite of this, with the barbs on the outside..

    Methinks there'd be more of an outcry about it.


  • #57
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,247 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    simple, rapists bring a cuecumber, try that first, if it bites, beat her twice as hard


  • #58
    Stones85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭Stones85


    Kinda pointless, if any demented scum was thinking of raping a woman, surely he'd know about this thing. Sure wouldn't he just tell her to take it out??

    Who's to say that this device could be abused and used on an innocent fella by some twisted witch?

    Can men wear this???

    Gotta question the person's mindset who made this...:eek:


  • #59
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,247 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    Stones85 wrote: »
    Kinda pointless, if any demented scum was thinking of raping a woman, surely he'd know about this thing. Sure wouldn't he just tell her to take it out??

    Who's to say that this device could be abused and used on an innocent fella by some twisted witch?

    Can men wear this???

    Gotta question the person's mindset who made this...:eek:

    that, also what about when some drunk harlett forgets she has it in and brings some fella back


  • #60
    onewoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭onewoman


    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    simple, rapists bring a cuecumber, try that first, if it bites, beat her twice as hard

    Is this supposed to be funny? Making a joke of rape and violence against women? Why has this revolting and offensive comment not been removed?


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  • #61
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    onewoman wrote: »
    Is this supposed to be funny? Making a joke of rape and violence against women? Why has this revolting and offensive comment not been removed?

    Because its typical AH dark humour. PI is that way -->


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