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Its more than a all for one remote...........

  • 08-12-2008 07:39PM
    #1
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭


    For sale in all good manly shops.

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  • #2
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    in a perfect world


  • #3
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Too many options there for my liking. We all know when teh wimmins just aren't getting the message so one of these should do the trick...
    taser.jpg


  • #4
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    ha ha ha even better


  • #5
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    smashey wrote: »
    Too many options there for my liking. We all know when teh wimmins just aren't getting the message so one of these should do the trick...

    O RLY?....
    good luck getting a tasered wimmin to make you sambos..


  • #6
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    star-pants wrote: »
    O RLY?....
    good luck getting a tasered wimmin to make you sambos..
    Orly?

    The sambos would have been consumed at this stage. The taser comes out when she starts waffling on about shopping or hair or some other wimmins stuff. :cool:


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  • #7
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    smashey wrote: »
    Orly?

    The sambos would have been consumed at this stage. The taser comes out when she starts waffling on about shopping or hair or some other wimmins stuff. :cool:

    ooooooh I seeee.... so no back rubs after sambos then? :cool:


  • #8
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    star-pants wrote: »
    O RLY?....
    good luck getting a tasered wimmin to make you sambos..
    Toasted sambos...


  • #9
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    I wonder if you can taser bacon ... in an emergency ?

    Cooking with power tools ... how manly is that ?


  • #10
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    smashey no tasering the wimmin folk or encouraging other to do so.
    Look what ever you and Mrs smashey get up to with the cattle prod is between two
    consenting adults but it's not for everyone and many wimmin folk won't like it at all.


  • #11
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    smashey no tasering the wimmin folk or encouraging other to do so.
    Look what ever you and Mrs smashey get up to with the cattle prod is between two
    consenting adults but it's not for everyone and many wimmin folk won't like it at all.
    No worries, we've moved on to tasering food and cooking with power tools.

    I think it's possible to cook some bacon with one of those heated paint strippers. :D


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  • #12
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I don't need a remote. Here's what I do:

    clapping-hands-lg1.jpg


  • #13
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I don't need a remote. Here's what I do:

    clapping-hands-lg1.jpg

    A very girly pair of hands there Tom!


  • #14
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    A very girly pair of hands there Tom!

    It's not his hands, it's her hands, warming up to slap him ;):D


  • #15
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    A very girly pair of hands there Tom!

    Be quiet you and get back to work
    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    It's not his hands, it's her hands, warming up to slap him ;):D

    :D


  • #16
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Be quiet you and get back to work

    Don't you oppress me OPPRESSOR!


  • #17
    myflipflops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Why is there a minus option on the breast control bit?


  • #18
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I don't need a remote. Here's what I do:

    clapping-hands-lg1.jpg

    You have The Clap ?


  • #19
    ruthiedv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭ruthiedv


    pwhite587 wrote: »
    Why is there a minus option on the breast control bit?
    In case we start spilling your beer.

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