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Should I have a pint tonight?

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  • #32
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    looptheloop wrote: »
    Do it - you could be run over by a bus tommorow......

    Bus driver will be breathalysed of course..


  • #33
    Graham_B18C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,620 ✭✭✭Graham_B18C


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    if it's only one pint then no. what's the point poisining yourself / ruining what you've got going if you barely get to feel the effects?
    Is there a such thing as only having one pint? Never knew it existed!


  • #34
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,788 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Grahamo999 wrote: »
    Is there a such thing as only having one pint? Never knew it existed!
    Yes, it's called who wants tequila.


    Do Tequila's!


  • #35
    Gandalf23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Gandalf23


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  • #36
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Bus driver will be breathalysed of course..

    Is he going boozing with his best mate the bus driver:P


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  • #37
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Actually I could do with a pint myself.


  • #38
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Of course you should have a pint this evening. It's Tina Turners 69th birthday.
    Tina Turner, 69 and drink is the stuff dreams are made of.


  • #39
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Do not listen to their poisonous words...Have a drink and think it over.


  • #40
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I think if you have to ask, then you dont want a drink.


  • #41
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Overheal wrote: »
    I think if you have to ask, then you dont want a drink.
    Rubbish logic. Pighead would hate to be asking you for the time.


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  • #42
    samhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    biko wrote: »
    ...
    Tries to PM banknotes but they won't stick to screen.

    did you notice that bank notes are just under 3.5in wide.
    3.5in slot in your computer.

    coincidence ? i think not.


  • #43
    jaykay74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    silvine wrote: »
    +
    I am off the beer 30 days

    -
    I wanted to a go a month without booze.

    Well?

    According to some joke email I got recently if you had been drinking tinnies heavily for the past 30 days and recycled the empties you'd be in a lot better financial shape so my advice is to give me the name of a better spam filter for my email.

    And get yourself to the pub man, you are a mess, clean shaven, coherent... for shame.


  • #44
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    ScumLord wrote: »
    As long as you don't buy it in a pub. Boycott pubs.
    Hear hear.
    $4.50 in my local.
    The only reason I went to the pub on Sunday was because my friend, who is renting my back garden from me, would only pay me if I went to the pub with him. I didn't have a choice.

    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Why a pint? Ask the barman for exactly 567ml of beer.
    568
    /pedant.
    ScumLord wrote: »
    Duh, you put it in the dvd drive. :rolleyes:
    Isn't that where the pint glasses go?


    OP, do you really need to ask?
    Get the fúck out of here and go get drunk.

    /first sip. Aaaah.

    Heh. There's an ad on at the moment about not drinking too much. Ads are stupid.


  • #45
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Have a game of Darts as well while you're there, if your local has a dart board.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsdaA5b8-vs


  • #46
    silvine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭silvine


    Had a pint. Or three to be exact. Nearly missed last bus home and feel the worse for it today. I blame everyone here.


  • #47
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    if it's only one pint then no. what's the point poisining yourself / ruining what you've got going if you barely get to feel the effects?

    agreed.. get hammered instead


  • #48
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    silvine wrote: »
    Had a pint. Or three to be exact. Nearly missed last bus home and feel the worse for it today. I blame everyone here.
    That's no way to talk to people that only mean you well.


  • #49
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    It's my birthday.

    There's a reason.

    Go for it.

    Happy birthday.

    I want to go for a pint too, but don't gots no monies :(


  • #50
    silvine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭silvine


    Apologies. I'd forgotten how irritable post pints make me. The solution? More pints!


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