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Witcher · 24-11-2008 11:44PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Oh my God, I hear enough of this at work, please stop, you nerds.

:eek:You sir..have earned my scorn.

jill_valentine · 24-11-2008 11:45PM

I'm a Computer Science student who works in a game shop. I do not bandy around the word "nerd" lightly. I save it only for people who have weird format dance-offs.

You nerds.

Witcher · 24-11-2008 11:46PM

vtec wrote: »

Probably, but that's because everyone already has an xbox, if not 2! they cant keep selling them if everyone has one already. i have more than 1 myself.,

and its because Sony are increasing prices on everything, not just the 80gb George foreman lookalike.,

Yeah...but this means that more people have bought PS3's than xbox's..not

that some people own several Xbox's

Masada · 24-11-2008 11:47PM

Blay wrote: »

:eek:You sir..have earned my scorn.

I think the name would imply, "Sir" is actually a Ma'am.,:D

andy g · 24-11-2008 11:49PM

i h8 ps3

Masada · 24-11-2008 11:49PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

I'm a Computer Science student who works in a game shop. I do not bandy around the word "nerd" lightly. I save it only for people who have weird format dance-offs.

You nerds.

meh, im not really a nerd, and infact, i dont even see my xbox that often, never mind play it.,

But i do enjoy baiting those typical Sony fanboi's who R teh epic WiNz N beat down 360's fail clanz!

OzCam · 24-11-2008 11:54PM

<yawn> Boring.

Can we have the old Xtina back? She's become very, well, prim since she got married. Thank God the voice is still there.

Turncoat · 24-11-2008 11:59PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

I'm a Computer Science student who works in a game shop. I do not bandy around the word "nerd" lightly. I save it only for people who have weird format dance-offs.

You nerds.

You don't work at the game stop on henry street by any chance, do you?

jill_valentine · 25-11-2008 12:05AM

Nope. That's about the only one around Henry Street I've never worked in though.

Turncoat · 25-11-2008 12:08AM

Just asked because when I bought my 360 two weeks back. The sales girl called her a colleague a nerd for arguing with a customer over the ps3. Just thought it might be you.

Shiva · 25-11-2008 12:09AM

Blay wrote: »

Yeah...but this means that more people have bought PS3's than xbox's..

Allow me to settle this for you....

Xbox 360 vs Playstation 3

You're welcome.

weeder · 25-11-2008 12:10AM

eeejits, the best fps on any console by far is goldeneye 64

jill_valentine · 25-11-2008 12:10AM

Sharad wrote: »

Just asked because when I bought my 360 two weeks back. The sales girl called her a colleague a nerd for arguing with a customer over the ps3. Just thought it might be you.

Ha!

No, not me.

Although I stand by her sentiment...

andy g · 25-11-2008 12:11AM

xbox360 trained hard all season well won

zero19 · 25-11-2008 12:43PM

Shiva wrote: »

Allow me to settle this for you....

Xbox 360 vs Playstation 3

You're welcome.

Pffft Atari Jaguar FTW :rolleyes:

Dr_Pepper · 25-11-2008 01:50PM

12:31 < DOC> I'm happy knowing theres one place where i am the king, and i can go and you cant do ****
12:31 * DOC runs away to northrend tears flowing
12:32 < Richie> yeah but while you rank higher in the social standings there, it automatically lowers your standing in the real place where the rest of us dwell.,
12:33 < DOC> your jsut ****ing lucky mate...fair enough your higher lvl and do more dps in RL... lucky i tell you

NakedDex · 25-11-2008 03:51PM

Ok this has gotten to the stage of being just plain sad in a boohoo way instead of a lets poke the emo kid sort of way.

To bring things back to the awesome level I bring you awesome news.

Steven Seagal is actually a cop.

A proper real, fully commissioned deputy Sheriff in his home area of Jefferson County. He has apparently been an active deputy Sheriff, kicking the asses of criminals in between making movies about kicking the asses of criminals, for two decades.

Why is this such awesome news? Well, as if hearing that Steven Seagal is a real life hero that could kick the snot out of you for running a red light in the real world wasn't enough, they're making a TV show, called Steven Seagal: Lawman (which sounds like a movie already), following him as he delivers incredibly witty dialogue to the real criminals he's about to beat and lock up.
I somehow doubt that it'll be aired here, but I do hope it will. I'm sure the pirates amongst you will set sail on a torrent toward a few episodes of it.

Imagine being arrested by Steven Seagal... Chuck Norris is going to have to join the Marines and deploy to Iraq or something in order to keep up with Seagal at this stage. That said, Seagal was a Navy Seal in Under Siege already...

jill_valentine · 25-11-2008 04:17PM

I think it's dangerous. I mean, imagine being mid-crime only for The Ponytail himself to come waddling into view to try and arrest you. You'd just assume it was the product of too many substances and late nights watching ****ty b-movies.

NakedDex · 25-11-2008 04:46PM

But think of what this means. Your average man-on-the-street now has a chance of being punched by Casey Ryback, possibly even for no reason at all. And what better crime deterrent than a slew of movies with questionable dialogue about a calm hero suddenly going ape and kicking the snot out of eight thousand bad guys in order to find out why his milk delivery didn't include cream that morning.

OzCam · 25-11-2008 05:36PM

We all know by now that he was the first Westerner to be awarded a 7th dan in Aikido, but is there any truth to the rumour that he was also the first 7th dan to be kicked out on his arse for bringing the sport into disrepute?

NakedDex · 25-11-2008 05:45PM

I doubt it. His name isn't Dan for a start.

G3-Nut · 25-11-2008 05:50PM

NakedDex wrote: »

Ok this has gotten to the stage of being just plain sad in a boohoo way instead of a lets poke the emo kid sort of way.

To bring things back to the awesome level I bring you awesome news.

Steven Seagal is actually a cop.

A proper real, fully commissioned deputy Sheriff in his home area of Jefferson County. He has apparently been an active deputy Sheriff, kicking the asses of criminals in between making movies about kicking the asses of criminals, for two decades.

Why is this such awesome news? Well, as if hearing that Steven Seagal is a real life hero that could kick the snot out of you for running a red light in the real world wasn't enough, they're making a TV show, called Steven Seagal: Lawman (which sounds like a movie already), following him as he delivers incredibly witty dialogue to the real criminals he's about to beat and lock up.
I somehow doubt that it'll be aired here, but I do hope it will. I'm sure the pirates amongst you will set sail on a torrent toward a few episodes of it.

Imagine being arrested by Steven Seagal... Chuck Norris is going to have to join the Marines and deploy to Iraq or something in order to keep up with Seagal at this stage. That said, Seagal was a Navy Seal in Under Siege already...

Im pretty sure it will be aired on the Bravo channel, thats on Sky digital if anyone didnt know

Masada · 25-11-2008 07:01PM

Id love to see seagal policing the streets,

can you imagine how quick the crime rate would drop in that area, especially with his famous "hand in the air" magazine changes.,lol

hes a legend, and chuck norris wouldnt stand a chance against him.,

G3-Nut · 25-11-2008 07:11PM

vtec wrote: »

Id love to see seagal policing the streets, can you imagine how quick the crime rate would drop in that area, especially with his famous "hand in the air" magazine changes.,lol

hes a legend, and chuck norris wouldnt stand a chance against him.,

Personally think that arnie would be the most awesome cop...with all his crazy phrases, he even used a G3 indoors, the guy had a gun to his daughters head, and arnie just shot him in the face with hip fire LMAO...

hrta · 25-11-2008 07:31PM

vtec wrote: »

Id love to see seagal policing the streets, can you imagine how quick the crime rate would drop in that area, especially with his famous "hand in the air" magazine changes.,lol

hes a legend, and chuck norris wouldnt stand a chance against him.,

just get the government to tax crime, it would be gone over night.

Masada · 25-11-2008 07:48PM

nah, armed robbers would just bring their accountants as accomplices.,

Stercus Accidit · 25-11-2008 08:23PM

Steven segal, seagull, seegalls whatever is a twat.

His films are painfully bad, I can barely imagine him, laying down the law, in real life, most likely on jaywalkers or people with their trousers too low or something.

His "wit" would make a WoW addict cringe at the social awkwardness that would ensue.

He is fail, and I don't use that lightly.

Masada · 25-11-2008 08:26PM

Yeah......

Butcha wooden say dah to e's face though woodja...

Stercus Accidit · 25-11-2008 08:27PM

I wouldn't be able to look at that cnuts face for a start.

G3-Nut · 26-11-2008 12:28AM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

I wouldn't be able to look at that cnuts face for a start.

because you would be runnin booiiiiii!!:D

Besides what would he do when he met this, i bet segal wouldnt even have the balls to tell him that hes flyin low lmao

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