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Fault logging form

  • 03-05-2000 02:42PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭


    Please complete and return

    Computer Problem Report Form

    1. Describe your problem:
    ________________________________________________________________
    ________________________________________________________________

    2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
    ________________________________________________________________
    ________________________________________________________________

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
    ________________________________________________________________
    ________________________________________________________________

    4. Problem Severity:

    A. Minor__
    B. Minor__
    C. Minor__
    D. Trivial__

    5. Nature of the problem:

    A. Locked Up__
    B. Frozen__
    C. Hung__
    D. Strange Smell__

    6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

    7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

    9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

    10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try
    to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

    11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

    12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

    13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

    14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

    15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it?
    Yes__ No__

    16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem
    yourself.
    __________________________________________________________
    __________________________________________________________

    17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the
    problem occurred?
    __________________________________________________________
    __________________________________________________________

    l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were
    logged in?
    __________________________________________________________
    __________________________________________________________

    l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

    20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00?
    Yes__ What's a VCR?__

    21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

    22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem?
    Yes__ No_
    23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work?
    Yes__ No__

    24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on?
    Yes__ No__

    25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top?
    Yes__ No__

    26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

    27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__


Comments

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    lol - I could have done with that in my last job smile.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    ROFL smile.gif
    Oh god that's just too funny!
    Like Kharn, I'd love to make everyone fill out that form before they call. smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    ROFL
    smile.gif
    Reminds me of my old job...good one Canaboid!

    smile.gif


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