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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • #11072
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    alanmurphy83 wrote: »
    I always find that when you fall asleep with a beer in your hand you never ever spill it.

    Possibly, I rarely KO while still drinkin so cant comment.

    alanmurphy83 wrote:
    I would be more interested in why your bird keeps texting him back if its annoying. Either way take it to PI, no doubt you will be advised to dump her and then join some clubs and go traveling.

    Its grand, she showed me all the texts, thats how I know about it. Her texts are very short. Basically its her best friends boyfriends best mate.....confused?! Basically he was tryin to find out what was goin on with a night out but all the texts had the sly "babe" and "xxx" thrown in. D1ckhead.

    But yes, Ill get myself a few hobbies, travel the world and show her how over her I am. :rolleyes:


  • #11073
    DeadSkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭DeadSkin


    Sick as a dog yesterday, Saturday night was the first time out in months. Hangover just about gone.

    Oh, all Bond films suck ass :D


  • #11074
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I was at the Boards Fancy Dress Party in TP Smiths on Saturday night.


  • #11075
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    I was at the Boards Fancy Dress Party in TP Smiths on Saturday night.

    Any use? Wat ya dress up as?!


  • #11076
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Morning lads.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I’ve got myself a case of the guy who thinks its fine to text my bird with texts beginning with “hey babe” and ending with “xxx” (which is beyond ghey btw) and won’t take the hint when she says “my boyfriend” in every second sentence. :mad: God damned vermin!

    TBH, if he is starting messages with babe and ending them with xxx, i'd say you're safe enough, sounds like a mincer tbf.

    Can't agree with you on Bond, thought it was very average. Not a patch on the Bourne series.


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  • #11077
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Any use?
    Yes.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wat ya dress up as?!
    A lady.


  • #11078
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    charlie mchugh wrote: »
    TBH, if he is starting messages with babe and ending them with xxx, i'd say you're safe enough, sounds like a mincer tbf.

    Big time. ANY guy who puts x’s at the end of a text is a steamer tbh. Its ONLY acceptable (somewhat) if the recipient is your bird, and even then it’s a bit ghey. I never do it personally. I’d be worried about myself if I did tbh! As for “babe” well there’s only one person any man should ever call babe!

    I’m not worried about him Charlie, I’m just annoyed cos I’d LOVE to just ring him up and tell him to GTFO! Or better yet Id love to introduce him to Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary just for bein cheeky!

    charlie mchugh wrote:
    Can't agree with you on Bond, thought it was very average. Not a patch on the Bourne series.

    I wouldn't compare the 2. Bourne is pretty much unbeatable so no point comparing anything to it cos Bourne > everything.


  • #11079
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    A lady.


    tbh Pics or GTFO?! :pac:


  • #11080
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Evening


  • #11081
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Ah yes Halloween costume, here is a photo of mine for your enjoyment.


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  • #11082
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Is that a Carlton Cold I spy?


  • #11083
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Is that a Carlton Cold I spy?

    It is.


    I go through all that effort for the costume and you comment on the carlton cold.:rolleyes:


  • #11084
    Gelio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,238 ✭✭✭Gelio


    Hold on now important question:
    Was there a hole to get the beer bottle in


  • #11085
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    ajeffares wrote: »
    Hold on now important question:
    Was there a hole to get the beer bottle in

    I'll post a pic of me drinking in a minute.


  • #11086
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Here ya go. There is a flap not a hole. So when I was drinking you couldn't really see it.


  • #11087
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Charlie


    JamieRedknapp_468x515.jpg

    Top Top Halloween costume Alan.


  • #11088
    Gelio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,238 ✭✭✭Gelio


    alanmurphy83 wrote: »
    Here ya go. There is a flap not a hole. So when I was drinking you couldn't really see it.

    Ha ha, genius.:D


  • #11089
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was there a hole at the back for easy access as well alan!! :pac:


  • #11090
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Was there a hole at the back for easy access as well alan!! :pac:

    Hey! I do the chop bustin around here. Its not my fault some bloke is stealing your bird away from ya. No need to take your anger out on me.


  • #11091
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Was there a hole at the back for easy access as well alan!! :pac:

    Were you lookin to bum him???? :confused: :eek:

    xxx babes.


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  • #11092
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    alanmurphy83 wrote: »
    Hey! I do the chop bustin around here. Its not my fault some bloke is stealing your bird away from ya. No need to take your anger out on me.

    Ah u can give but u cannae take!! Hahaha! :pac::D

    Nobody is stealin my bird amigo!

    charlie mchugh wrote:
    xxx babes.

    :(


  • #11093
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ah u can give but u cannae take!! Hahaha! :pac::D

    Thats right.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Nobody is stealin my bird amigo!

    hmm sounds like a minger. :)


  • #11094
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    alanmurphy83 wrote: »
    hmm sounds like a minger. :)

    Touché my friend! Touché!


  • #11095
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Time for tea me thinks.


  • #11096
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=65876&d=1225669926


    here is my outfit and there are number of photos of kazabel (sorry Des) in the events forum


  • #11097
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Was there a hole at the back for easy access as well alan!! :pac:

    ............
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ah u can give but u cannae take!! Hahaha! :pac::D

    :eek::eek::eek:

    TBH, starting to think some other bloke is going out with this 'girlfriend' and you're the soft lad txting babes and xxx. :pac::pac::pac:


  • #11098
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Time for tea me thinks.

    Where have you been hiding!?


  • #11099
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Lol Des that costume is made of win, especially now that I know what the placard said!


  • #11100
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Charlie


    That Kazabel wan :eek:

    3.gif3.gif3.gif


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  • #11101
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,579 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Mam and Dad were away over the weekend and got back this morning.
    Their plane got hit by lightning as it was taking off. Thought that was fairly interesting


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