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Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭NakedDex


    The patients have overrun the asylum again. I'm back in here until order is restored again, lest I say something others may regret on my behalf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭Jimbobak47


    Watch out there's mad folk about! Order will never be restored as long as im here!!
    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    NakedDex wrote: »
    The patients have overrun the asylum again. I'm back in here until order is restored again, lest I say something others may regret on my behalf.

    Makes no sense to me in this state, therefore, ooga booga booga!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Makes no sense to me in this state, therefore, ooga booga booga!

    Are you still using that ridiculous user name?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,170 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    The Master wrote: »
    Are you still using that ridiculous user name?:D

    Its better than yours:p


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Its better than yours:p

    At least mine is possible to pronounce!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    See custom user title :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    You should of picked "Son of sam" instead.,lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    Its better than yours:p

    Here now lethal not very nice and I think its a pretty funny and smart user name because think of it people will be asking "where is Master" or "Where is The Master" see he was thinking about it.
    I honestly was thinking on changing my xbox live name to Master just so people had to call me Master mainly for a cheap laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭k99_64


    There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
    There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Turncoat


    http://www.pakin.org/complaint This link generates an automatic complaint. This is what I got when I entered Airsoft Boards. Airsofters I bring you epic lulz

    @ Mods : If this is inappropriate please delete and my apologies.

    As you read this letter, you may feel confused at points. If you do, keep reading. The rationale underlying Airsoft Boards's canards is confusing. Fortunately, as you read the superfluity of examples about how Airsoft Boards has been trying to usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times, this letter will slowly begin to make some sense. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a particularly macabre insurrectionist who was insisting that we're supposed to shut up and smile when Airsoft Boards says garrulous, venom-spouting things. I tried to convince this baleful misanthrope that if Airsoft Boards got its way, it'd be able to promote group-think attitudes over individual insights. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that.

    Airsoft Boards's revenge fantasies have proven to be a complete disaster in both theory and practice. Not that I've come to expect any better from Airsoft Boards. Airsoft Boards has been fairly successful in its efforts to place the worst sorts of dangerous, heinous despots there are at the top of the social hierarchy. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of flagitious theologasters. All I can tell you is what matters to me: Airsoft Boards contends that its publicity stunts prevent smallpox. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?

    Airsoft Boards occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to shift our society from a culture of conscience to a culture of consensus. Show me where it says Airsoft Boards has the right to threaten the common good. There are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Airsoft Boards finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that it try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that the problem with Airsoft Boards is not that it's hypocritical. It's that it wants to blacklist its enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. There is one final irony to my story. Airsoft Boards's confreres care more about speaking, acting, and even thinking like Airsoft Boards than they care about what makes sense.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    Are you Right dominant or Left Dominant?
    What direction is she spinning?

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    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,023739,22556678-23272,00.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,175 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Well when I first started looking at it she was going clockwise then after 10 secs shes going ccw and I can't changer her back, lol:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭OzCam


    Clockwise, and after reading the explanation I'm not surprised. Can't make her spin the other way at all. Great t-

    Ahem.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    How many MPG does your body get?

    http://www.thecarconnection.com/mpg-quiz/index.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭NakedDex


    vtec wrote: »
    Are you Right dominant or Left Dominant?
    What direction is she spinning?

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    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,023739,22556678-23272,00.html

    What does it mean if I can change her rotation at will? Takes a couple of seconds but I can do it repeatedly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 897 ✭✭✭tonky


    Clever. Clockwise to me. Can someone turn up the lights a bit :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    NakedDex wrote: »
    What does it mean if I can change her rotation at will? Takes a couple of seconds but I can do it repeatedly.

    It means your capable of switching activity in your brain to parts that Right dominant people cant, righty and lefty brains work differently and being able to switch between both is most common among ambidextrous people who can see the image both "as it is factually" and "as it must be"., hence why it switches., she goes counter clockwise for me immediately but then i can switch her whatever way I want.,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    NakedDex wrote: »
    What does it mean if I can change her rotation at will? Takes a couple of seconds but I can do it repeatedly.

    Fair play.

    Cant even look at that picture without getting a headache, long day at college, still here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭NakedDex


    vtec wrote: »
    It means your capable of switching activity in your brain to parts that Right dominant people cant, righty and lefty brains work differently and being able to switch between both is most common among ambidextrous people who can see the image both "as it is factually" and "as it must be"., hence why it switches., she goes counter clockwise for me immediately but then i can switch her whatever way I want.,

    So what you're saying is, because we're both Armaleet, we're bloody awesome and a whole evolutionary step above everyone else?

    Cool, I can live with that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭G3-Nut


    i can change it at will...cool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭Tommyboy71


    Clockwise for me. Cant get her to spin the other way at all. Does this mean I am a stubborn bastage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,175 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    For me to change it, I look at it with one eye for a few secs then swap over until it changes, once it does it stays like that for a bit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭Tommyboy71


    vtec wrote: »
    then i can switch her whatever way I want.,

    Tut Tut Richie. Naughty boy:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭G3-Nut


    Tommyboy71 wrote: »
    Clockwise for me. Cant get her to spin the other way at all. Does this mean I am a stubborn bastage?

    it just means youre not special lol...just joking...it does make sense what vtec said about being ambidextrous..considering i am a lefty but i can arm wrestle better with my right and i shoot righty with an assault rifle etc but like to go lefty with a pistol??:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Turncoat


    It takes a few seconds but it is easy to change the rotation. It might be because I am right handed but the only way that I can brush my teeth, have a drink and smoke is with my left hand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    keeps changing for me, im ambidextrous though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Tommyboy71 wrote: »
    Clockwise for me. Cant get her to spin the other way at all. Does this mean I am a stubborn bastage?

    The key is to focus on the circular movement of the outer foot. That's what causes the illusion. When you 'see' the foot going 'behind' the body, just try to see it as being in 'front' of the body instead and it'll change direction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,170 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    Great image:
    condoms-swat.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭Tommyboy71


    Finally got the SOB to turn the other way. It only took me 24 Hrs. Not bad.:D


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