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The vending machine!

  • 13-10-2008 10:29PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭


    Yep. You put €1 into a seemingly normal vending machine, and out pops an AK-47
    I'll start:
    I put a euro in a vending machine and... Out pops YORE MA

    I put a euro in a veending machine and out pops... (Someone Continue)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I put a Euro into a seemingly normal vending machine and out pops.... the Euro.
    Because the vending machine is broken.
    So this thread can't continue until it's been fixed.

    Aw ain't that a shame?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Someone just fixed the machine and you guessed it, out pops yore ma.

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    What on earth was she doing in there? I made it very clear to her that I did not approve of her climbing into vending machines.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the coil crimped the corner for the candy dangling there
    the glass was clear and cold, and showed if I had change to spare
    that I might get two candies if I turned that very screw


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "no more apples in the Vending machine Please"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭KatCookie


    I put a euro in a vending machine and out pops another F**kn poem.. so i threw it in the bin..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    ah here here, i come to TCN to get away from after hours and the mongos over there so take yore ma and bring her back over there with your atari jaguar and all the other crap and stay over there!

    giggsy report immediatly to the banning game thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    n00b :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    I know I am but what am I


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I put 50c into a vending machine today for something that costs 30c. When I went to collect the change I found it had dispensed 30c. I don't know if someone left 10c in it previously or if the machine malfunctioned. I suppose it's unlikely I'll ever find out the answer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 34,963 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    I put a euro in a vending machine and out pops another vending machine, exactly identical to the original. Go figure.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,205 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    homervendingmachines.jpg


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smart-car-vending-machine-2.jpg


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