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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Des wrote: »
    !!WARNING!!

    Link to the sun in the above post.

    Shame on you Charles, shame on you linking to a tabloid.

    It's not like its the page 3 section or owt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,008 ✭✭✭delija_sever029


    Des wrote: »
    I don't have multi-cast.

    The best I can do is have one game on my TV and one on my computer.

    But I'll watch Chelsea probably.


    We had Juve-Real last night and Chelsea-Roma tonight....

    I am watching multi over Premiere;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Gutter journalism, I Love It.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=55609927&postcount=86


    OMG:eek: Neil - BREAKDANCING :eek:

    I know we are hitting a recession and everything but there is no need to go completely 80's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Missed a call from Smyths Toys for an interview. If they don't put me in the gaming section they can f off.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Kold wrote: »
    Missed a call from Smyths Toys for an interview. If they don't put me in the gaming section they can f off.

    I used to work in the warehouse of a Smyths Toys, in Jervis Street, Dublin. It's underneath the actual shop.

    Deadly craic it was, scooting around on the pallet lifters.

    Xmas was a cúnt though.

    I was about 18/19, and very shy.

    There was this deadly red-head who used to always seem to be on the same break as me, really chatty. Asked me one time to go for a drink, I thought she meant with the rest of the people who worked there.

    Stupidly, I declined, and ended up leaving the job a few weeks later. I was doing barman somewhere, and was thinking about my time in Smyth's when it dawned on me. "Dammit, she was asking me out".

    Idiot.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,261 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Des wrote: »
    I used to work in the warehouse of a Smyths Toys, in Jervis Street, Dublin. It's underneath the actual shop.

    Deadly craic it was, scooting around on the pallet lifters.

    Xmas was a cúnt though.

    I was about 18/19, and very shy.

    There was this deadly red-head who used to always seem to be on the same break as me, really chatty. Asked me one time to go for a drink, I thought she meant with the rest of the people who worked there.

    Stupidly, I declined, and ended up leaving the job a few weeks later. I was doing barman somewhere, and was thinking about my time in Smyth's when it dawned on me. "Dammit, she was asking me out".

    Idiot.


    LOL,I hate when things like that happen.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


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    OMG:eek: Neil - BREAKDANCING :eek:

    I know we are hitting a recession and everything but there is no need to go completely 80's


    LOL, thats funny, glad you reminded me of that.... funny times.


    Where I train JiuJitsu we went through a phase of doin weird sh1t cos we were on the padded mats so we could do some acrobatic stunts without breakin our necks. So we all became amateur gymnasts, not in any organised way, just when we were warming up rather than just stretchin etc we'd startin doin handstand walks and sh1t cos we had the mats if we fell. Can't really remember how it started tbh. Not so much messin recently but during that messing period we did sh1t like figure out how to balance our bodyweight on the top of our heads without using hands for support (not comfortable or advisable, apparently its very easy to break your neck doing this - with that in mind I dont do it anymore but I did show my mates it once and they think I'm weird!) Anyway I was on youtube one day and came accross a breakdancing video with a how to thing at the end and I gave it a lash seeing as I had the mats there to soften the blow.


    Good craic! :pac:

    PS- Stalker! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dub13 wrote: »
    LOL,I hate when things like that happen.

    My life could have been so much different.

    Look at me now :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    PS- Stalker! :p

    Telling that story arouses you?


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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    I used to work in the warehouse of a Smyths Toys, in Jervis Street, Dublin. It's underneath the actual shop.

    Deadly craic it was, scooting around on the pallet lifters.

    Xmas was a cúnt though.

    I was about 18/19, and very shy.

    There was this deadly red-head who used to always seem to be on the same break as me, really chatty. Asked me one time to go for a drink, I thought she meant with the rest of the people who worked there.

    Stupidly, I declined, and ended up leaving the job a few weeks later. I was doing barman somewhere, and was thinking about my time in Smyth's when it dawned on me. "Dammit, she was asking me out".

    Idiot.

    Bottler.


    Workin in the store rooms is great craic isnt it. Used to do that kinda sh1t in my teens, great fun.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Telling that story arouses you?

    Yea man, the feeling of my head on that soft mat with no hands supporting or helping it, truly wonderful!! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Des wrote: »
    My life could have been so much different.

    Look at me now :eek:

    Probably for the best Des. The results could have been catastrophic.

    Ginger_Kids_by_niboswald.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Yea man, the feeling of my head on that soft mat with no hands supporting or helping it, truly wonderful!! :pac:

    3.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Bottler.
    I know, but I learned my lesson.
    Probably for the best Des. The results could have been catastrophic.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=55609927&postcount=86


    OMG:eek: Neil - BREAKDANCING :eek:

    I know we are hitting a recession and everything but there is no need to go completely 80's

    wigga.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    A big fcuk off culchie Lexus, delightful!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Probably a woman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,579 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    2+2= Culchie Woman


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Des wrote: »
    drink, I thought she meant with the rest of the people who worked there.

    Stupidly, I declined, and ended up leaving the job a few weeks later. I was doing barman somewhere, and was thinking about my time in Smyth's when it dawned on me. "Dammit, she was asking me out".

    Idiot.

    Well, your brain power hasnt increased that much in 10 years has it - how many times did i suggest you come and see my brothers band? and how many times did you turn up?:cool:
    Des wrote: »
    My life could have been so much different.

    Look at me now :eek:

    Yes, you have the most amazing girlfriend in the world :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    how many times did i suggest you come and see my brothers band?
    Before we were going out?

    Once
    and how many times did you turn up?:cool:
    Yeah, I didn't go because you said you had a date with another dude that night.

    I was hardly going to go to that, was I?

    Jaysis.

    Yes, you have the most amazing girlfriend in the world :cool:
    ...:D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,261 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Well, your brain power hasnt increased that much in 10 years has it - how many times did i suggest you come and see my brothers band? and how many times did you turn up?:cool:

    Well in fairness to Des thats not a great chat up approach you know to include your brother in the situation is not a good start.Woman are so complicated why don't they just come out and say what they mean/want the world would be such a better place for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Yes, you have the most amazing girlfriend in the world :cool:

    [ghey comment of the day] Nah I have her :pac: :o [/ghey comment of the day]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    hahaha at that car....laughed out loud just there. awfully funny.

    me and neil share some things in common...i think breakdancing is good as well. i have a decent level but dont do it for years now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Things are getting a bit too Mills & Boon in here for my liking!


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    [ghey comment of the day] Nah I have her :pac: :o [/ghey comment of the day]

    Every lad who has a bird ought to come in here now and argue about this! My girlfriend pwns! :D

    Ah internets talk, one of my mates said "for the win" in conversation the other night actually. Funny.
    me and neil share some things in common...i think breakdancing is good as well. i have a decent level but dont do it for years now.

    LOL. Must be a southide thing! :P In fairness, you can't knock it till u try it, even if u suck at it, it's fun.

    I'm not exactly built for it being 6"3 and around 16 stone but I'm deceptively agile! :pac:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Des wrote: »
    Before we were going out?

    Once


    Yeah, I didn't go because you said you had a date with another dude that night.

    I was hardly going to go to that, was I?

    Jaysis.



    ...:D


    i suggested it a number of times and asked you out directly once.

    i took the other bloke cause you said no and anyway, you didnt know i was going with the other bloke until the next day :P:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    FS, tried calling Smyths back twice and they've put me through to Customer Services who don't pick up. Wait for them to try calling me again or irritate them by spamming the phonelines?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Kold wrote: »
    FS, tried calling Smyths back twice and they've put me through to Customer Services who don't pick up. Wait for them to try calling me again or irritate them by spamming the phonelines?

    Customer Services? wtf?

    You aren't a customer.


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