Ghey Hair!!!

Slow Motion · 30-09-2008 11:33AM #1

As a Brother, I tend towards keeping what little I have as short as possible (yes I do mean hair). If I can't dry it with one swipe of a towel after getting out of the shower then it's too long! So what are your opinions on other men's hirsuitness when you have a dull moment? Mullets for example? Ghey or just stoopid? Quiffs? Feel free to include pics as examples!

The Bollox · 30-09-2008 11:47AM

Slow Motion wrote: »

Mullets for example? Ghey or just stoopid?

woah woah! lets not say things we can't take back, here!

fair enough the new chavtastic mullet is badly stricken w/ the ghey

however the proper 80's mullet is bad ass!

Slow Motion · 30-09-2008 11:50AM

The Bollox wrote: »

woah woah! lets not say things we can't take back, here!

fair enough the new chavtastic mullet is badly stricken w/ the ghey

however the proper 80's mullet is bad ass!

Speaking from experience are we?

The Bollox · 30-09-2008 11:56AM

I am. sporting on at the min and plan to do so for some time.

born in the 80's and never left

Splinter · 30-09-2008 01:57PM

i shall keep my distance of this thread due to more hair than many of our members... (including the wimminz...)

Slow Motion · 30-09-2008 02:43PM

splinter wrote: »

i shall keep my distance of this thread due to more hair than many of our members... (including the wimminz...)

My question was related more to the style rather than the substance

Hagar · 30-09-2008 02:54PM

Short and grey. A 12mm blade all over for me.
I'm sticking with mm from now on after an unfortunate mixup with my new trimmer.
A number 3 blade is not 3mm...

A perfectly good beard down the swannee...:o

rotinaj · 30-09-2008 10:08PM

Men should only have there haircut with a razor

Splinter · 01-10-2008 07:09AM

well my substanance of hair is quite a bit but my style is known as the "extending forehead"

Galvasean · 01-10-2008 11:53AM

splinter wrote: »

s the "extending forehead"

We have so much to discuss...

admiralofthefleet · 01-10-2008 08:32PM

i have short black hair with grey creeping up the sides fairly quickly

Squeeonline · 03-10-2008 10:59PM

I have my hair just covering my ears at the moment because I know I wont have a full head for long. Being almost 20 now, I have about 5-10 years if my dad is anything to go by. Stupid male pattern baldness!

I promise I wont have a combover or any sh!t thing like that. When it starts to go noticeably it'll be shaved off.

Galvasean · 03-10-2008 11:00PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i have short black hair with grey creeping up the sides fairly quickly

For a second I taught you said you had 'ghey creeping up the sides' :eek:

Red Hand · 03-10-2008 11:27PM

Those that think long hair on a fellow is "ghey" (what a stupid word) need to rub a little more Dr Pappy O Hara's Patent Scalp Tonic for Bald Men (contains mercury) onto their shining bowling ball pates.;)

Kold · 04-10-2008 01:12PM

Halfway down my back and sexy as hell.

Hivemind187 · 05-10-2008 09:23AM

80's Mullets are not ghey.

Evidence.

Pat Sharp.

(ok, I couldnt find a picture suitable but we all know who I'm talking about).

Zaph · 05-10-2008 12:26PM

Pat Sharp's mullet as evidence of something not being teh ghey. Hmmm, if ever this pic was needed it's now:

the_syco · 05-10-2008 12:49PM

Meh.

Comb-overs are ghey.

80's style mullets and mac3 shiny heads are not. I'm in the shiny heads section.

If a cure was made for baldness, I'd have a mullet. Anyone who says otherwise likes their comb-overs

NUTZZ · 08-10-2008 03:38PM

Mmm, I style my hair quite a bit, as someone mentioned above, you might as well do it now while you have the hair, having said that my dad has a great hairline so hopefully mine will stay the same!! Just mentioning the word "razor" gives me shivers!! When I was in school all I ever got was the short back and sides, I would never dream of getting that done these days, Peter Marks all the way!! And I think 'some' versions of the chav-mullet are quite good athough a lot of them are rubbish!! But now days all lengths and styles of hair for guys is pretty much accepted.

Santa Claus · 08-10-2008 05:40PM

Hivemind187 wrote: »

80's Mullets are not ghey.

Evidence.

Pat Sharp.

(ok, I couldnt find a picture suitable but we all know who I'm talking about).

You mean this ?

I'd say Pats hair is more of a cock rock bouffiant hair style than a true mullet.
NOW THIS IS A MULLET

And a new variation on the mullet for Brothers with nothing on top but plenty of growth left in the back and sides....I give you,
THE SKULLET !

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 08:48AM

Doesn't Hulk Hogan's body look like a cooked turkey?

Any male haircut that requires the use of straighteners - ghey.

Rob_l · 09-10-2008 09:42AM

shellyboo wrote: »

Doesn't Hulk Hogan's body look like a cooked turkey?

Any male haircut that requires the use of straighteners - ghey.

Are straighteners a group of men who go and try and beat the ghey out of you??????

Kold · 09-10-2008 10:22AM

shellyboo wrote: »

Doesn't Hulk Hogan's body look like a cooked turkey?

Any male haircut that requires the use of straighteners - ghey.

My hair is long but naturally very straight. Does that mean it looks ghey?

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 10:35AM

Rob_l wrote: »

Are straighteners a group of men who go and try and beat the ghey out of you??????

No, that's homophobes, or possiby neo-nazis... but I can see where you might have gotten confused

Kold wrote: »

My hair is long but naturally very straight. Does that mean it looks ghey?

No, I'm more talking about the kind of manscaped, sticky-up bits and/or emo fringe look.

Ghey Hair!!!

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