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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=6727

    he hasnm';t been her for years but will soon be pres

    (after almighty cushions votye riggingscandal is uncovered, but how did he get round those mach9ines i thought e-voting was 100%)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Joint 5th.
    Meh, 'tis good enough considering I'm a complete cunt. I was lucky to get my own vote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Joint 5th.
    Meh, 'tis good enough considering I'm a complete cunt. I was lucky to get my own vote.

    I voted for you too. I was going to vote for AC but I saw that his loyal followers had already guaranteed his success so I gave you a pity vote. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    javaboy wrote: »
    I voted for you too. I was going to vote for AC but I saw that his loyal followers had already guaranteed his success so I gave you a pity vote. :)

    Awww :D:D Thanks very much!

    "pity vote" - are there any two more glorious words in the English language?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    "pity vote" - are there any two more glorious words in the English language?

    Pity sex?*




    *not an offer. Just an answer.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Spoil you votes with Tara today!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I vote for myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Voted for Turd because he gave boards a much needed Zappa injection. Turd, when you seize control of boards, make "Bobby Brown (Goes Down)" its anthem, then loot the treasury and head for the Bahamas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    I voted for someone I felt sorry for. Support the underdog and all that.

    How is AlmightyCushion winning by so much? I doubt there's anything near to that number of active users.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    AlmightyCushion, are you Robert Mugabe?


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Rabies wrote: »
    AlmightyCushion, are you Robert Mugabe?
    What ever gave you that idea?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Oh, I don't know.

    But I do fear for my family now :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    @AlmightyMugabe: Where's the two fingers from that photo? They're essential to show your righteous disdain for democracy. With respect. :o


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wasn't aware the poll was made :o

    Thank you for whoever voted for me.

    You are all equally ***** :D


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Vote KaG

    Why?

    Because I am an absolute cunt & you have to be/look like(in Mary Harney's case) a **** to be a politican in this country.

    I will bring as much prosperity as Robert Mugabe brings his great country. The health system on boards will be run by Pighead with the economy being run by people from the gambling forum. The department of defense would be run by Karoma. Education would be run by DJ_Spider to make things that extra bit controversial. The department of justice would be run by OscarBravo for giving out crazy sentences :p. The Enviornment would be looked after by Terry. While a new department called the department of offense would be headed by Dragan and Mairt.

    I think it would be a great team & my speeches would only be done after at least 8 cans of an alcoholic beverage. I will bring a Churchill feel to it!


    To quote my campaign message :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    As a temporary anarchist, I say burn all these pigs.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I win.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I win.

    All hail Tara Mugabe!

    On a side note, I'm a little disappointed that your coup was bloodless.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    javaboy wrote: »
    All hail Tara Mugabe!

    On a side note, I'm a little disappointed that your coup was bloodless.

    It appears she smothered AlmightyCushion (notice the delicious ironing?)

    And you think this regime is bad, wait until Pol Pot Monty takes over! :eek: May God have mercy on us all...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    biko wrote: »

    Nice although it's very obvious on the bus. The text shifts in position as the bus moves off.

    P.S. I'll vote for you


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I think it could be time to do a real Mugabe...


    Election? No, no, no there was no election. I am President and everything is okay.

    Mods can you please change my account to say President or El Presidenté?
    Thnx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    Sorry, President's been taken.

    Would you like to be Deputy Minister of AH?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Can I be Sexy Deputy Minister of AH?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    Can I be Sexy Deputy Minister of AH?
    Subscribe and the title is all yours.


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