No problem getting a date for the debs

javaboy · 06-08-2008 03:12PM #1

A girl in Cork has been allowed enroll at an all boys school. Instantly the hottest girl in school.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0806/cork.html

Orr Tee Eee Dot Eye Eee wrote:

Minister for Education Batt O'Keeffe has insisted a decision to allow a girl in Cork to attend the city's last 'boys only' VEC college does not 'open the flood gates' to single sex schools.

Mr O'Keeffe said that schools would now have to be clearer on their enrolment policy.

The girl's mother had appealed to the Department of Education to force Nagle Community College in Mahon to enrol her daughter.

AdvertisementThe VEC had argued that it was understood that they did not enrol girls.

Speaking this afternoon, Mr O'Keeffe said that the Department would be writing to single sex schools over the next two days, warning that if they were not clear in their enrolment policies they could face similar challenges.

The other way round would be interesting.

brianthebard · 06-08-2008 03:23PM

I bet this has already happened in a porno somewhere....

kaimera · 06-08-2008 03:23PM

no pics?

fail

Captain Darling · 06-08-2008 03:26PM

Circle jerk?

token56 · 06-08-2008 03:28PM

It would be brilliant if she turned out to be lesbian

_blank_ · 06-08-2008 03:29PM

javaboy wrote: »

The other way round would be interesting.

Wouldn't happen the other way round tbh.

This is the result of uber-PC flunkies and do-gooders acting the tit.

Steve_o · 06-08-2008 03:30PM

As the title suggests, she'll have no problem getting a debs date!

Ross_Mahon · 06-08-2008 03:30PM

Single sex schools are a load of ghey

javaboy · 06-08-2008 03:32PM

Des wrote: »

Wouldn't happen the other way round tbh.

This is the result of uber-PC flunkies and do-gooders acting the tit.

It's the subsequent PC madness that will be really good. Why can't my daughter be on the basketball team and so on. They are probably going to have to build a separate toilet for her or let her use the staff one.

I hear she's a shoe in for prom queen.

Turd Ferguson · 06-08-2008 03:33PM

kaimera wrote: »

no pics?

fail

Gimmie 3 hours...

brianthebard · 06-08-2008 03:34PM

token56 wrote: »

It would be brilliant if she turned out to be lesbian

She'll probably tell all the lads she is, otherwise she'll be the school bike in like three days.

javaboy · 06-08-2008 03:36PM

brianthebard wrote: »

She'll probably tell all the lads she is, otherwise she'll be the school bike in like three days.

By default she already is. She's also the nerdiest, hottest, tallest, shortest, fattest, prettiest, ugliest, skinniest, manliest girl in the whole school. Will they have to build a new girl's changing room now?

token56 · 06-08-2008 03:37PM

brianthebard wrote: »

She'll probably tell all the lads she is, otherwise she'll be the school bike in like three days.

At least she will have a good career in porn

Adamcp898 · 06-08-2008 03:39PM

There'll be soem competition in that school

lee_arama · 06-08-2008 04:35PM

Thinly veiled "My girl was expelled from every other school" action.

This is idiocy of the highest order. No pics please, I know a grand total of 2 hot girls/women from Mahon and I'm fairly sure this one is no relation.

RandolphEsq · 06-08-2008 04:51PM

Was she not autistic or did I hear wrong?

zuroph · 06-08-2008 05:10PM

this already happened a good while back in Ard Scoil Rís in Limerick, teachers daughter was the only girl in the school.

Dudess · 06-08-2008 05:14PM

Reminds me of Jake Boyman.

Seachmall · 06-08-2008 05:14PM

javaboy wrote: »

Will they have to build a new girl's changing room now?

It'll be difficult for her to change in the middle of a jerkin' circle for the first couple of weeks but she'll learn to deal with it.

_feedback_ · 06-08-2008 05:17PM

javaboy wrote: »

Will they have to build a new girl's changing room now?

Good point... and a girls dunny too.

javaboy · 06-08-2008 05:18PM

I wonder if humans stuck in single sex environments can eventually change gender like some fish/frogs.

I propose routine random (read only the hot chicks of legal age

) gynacologiclalical (sp?) examinations of students in all-girl schools.

Any volunteers preferably with some gynaocla... wimmins bits experience although it's not a requirement?

briantwin · 06-08-2008 05:22PM

Dudess wrote: »

Reminds me of Jake Boyman.

HAHAHAHAHA
exactly what i was thinking.

On a more serious note.......She will probably end up getting drilled like the corrib gas field.

Dudess · 06-08-2008 05:24PM

Are lads that unable to keep it in their pants just because there happens to be a female around...? :pac:

seamus · 06-08-2008 05:25PM

She's 12...

sock puppet · 06-08-2008 05:28PM

javaboy wrote: »

By default she already is.

Not necessarily. The lads could all be gay.:pac:

Seachmall · 06-08-2008 05:28PM

seamus wrote: »

She's 12...

And?

briantwin · 06-08-2008 05:30PM

seamus wrote: »

She's 12...

Wow well im sure all the 12 year old boys will take that into consideration when they are making the rota up.......

Homer · 06-08-2008 05:31PM

Seachmall wrote: »

And?

He means she's past her prime I think??

javaboy · 06-08-2008 05:33PM

Homer wrote: »

He means she's past her prime I think??

Maybe I should have foreseen the dark direction this thread has taken and put it in the Thunderdome or wherever it is the Maddy jokes go.

Mimikyu · 06-08-2008 05:35PM

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javaboy · 06-08-2008 05:37PM

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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The money from newspaper stories or the "fame" probably. Or maybe as a political stunt since her daughter can't get a place elsewhere. Or else it's a misguided equality thing.

No problem getting a date for the debs

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