How to treat your woman... the Denis Leary way!

Max_Damage · 14-07-2008 03:48PM #1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9Dgf42uPE

Proper order!

truecrippler · 14-07-2008 04:21PM

Oh my, whats legendaryness.

"Wanna tell me whats going on?"

"I'm hungry".

Sheer excellence.

FunkZ · 14-07-2008 05:17PM

I someday will be just like him! =P

LostinBlanch · 14-07-2008 05:21PM

A true brother, right there.

Nevyn · 14-07-2008 05:33PM

What is with the lack of beer ?

grames_bond · 14-07-2008 06:16PM

the man is a legend!! i propose we make him an honorary brother! (unsure wether i have achieved brother status so i will leave that one up to the higher brothers)

Zaph · 14-07-2008 06:19PM

Well given his previous pronouncemnt on vegetarians - the best thing you can do with a vegetarian is eat them - I think honorary Brotherhood is a formality. Motion seconded.

trout · 14-07-2008 06:52PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Never mind yore Denis Leary, who was such a fan of Bill Hicks he made a career out of repeating his jokes, and never mind yore steaks and yore roses, and yore lack of beer, and yore paper and yore casual misogyny.

Who is that woman ?

Is it Gina Gershon ?

Disco Stu · 14-07-2008 06:56PM

Legend...

That is all I have to say on the matter.... :cool:

Zaph · 14-07-2008 07:09PM

trout wrote: »

Who is that woman ?

Is it Gina Gershon ?

I do believe you may be right Brother trout. A quick check of that interweb thingy shows that she was in several episodes of Rescue Me, of which Dennis Leary is a star. I'm sure it's a good show an' all, but it'll have to go a long way to top Bound.

trout · 14-07-2008 07:14PM

Zaph wrote: »

Bound.

BOUND!

*headdesk*

Galvasean · 14-07-2008 09:14PM

That's not Denis Leary, its Tommy Gavin, a character who should not be held responsible for Denis' misgivings.

Wife beater vest FTW, now where is his bottle of Stela Artois?

ChewChew · 14-07-2008 09:39PM

everything about that is fine except one horridly distracting thing. . . The guy (whoever the fúck he is) needs a haircut!! He's not hot enough for that woman!! Boo to the man.

taidghbaby · 14-07-2008 09:46PM

ChewChew wrote: »

everything about that is fine except one horridly distracting thing. . . The guy (whoever the fúck he is) needs a haircut!! He's not hot enough for that woman!! Boo to the man.

i would have thought that made it all the better

Nevyn · 14-07-2008 09:58PM

Who ever he is......
Chew chew darling you need to be educated and as for the lenght of the hair I'd say it's fine just long enough to grab a good hold and warp it around your wrist to make him comply.

"Question: Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown? Answer: Because there's No Cure for Cancer".

Max_Damage · 14-07-2008 10:28PM

ChewChew wrote: »

everything about that is fine except one horridly distracting thing. . . The guy (whoever the fúck he is) needs a haircut!! He's not hot enough for that woman!! Boo to the man.

Who lets these people into this forum?

pyramuid man · 15-07-2008 08:59AM

Wheres the beer. He is drinking water ffs

Galvasean · 15-07-2008 02:58PM

pyramuid man wrote: »

Wheres the beer. He is drinking water ffs

I think he's an reformed alcoholic in that show. Probably not the most fun guy to go party with.

grames_bond · 16-07-2008 02:52PM

Galvasean wrote: »

I think he's an reformed alcoholic in that show. Probably not the most fun guy to go party with.

he uses public tolets
and he pisses on the seat
he walks around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"
he's an asshole.......what an asshole (the worlds biggest asshole)

and you can imagine his drive home from the party:

in a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And he's gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when he's done sucking down those greeseball burgers
he's gonna wipe his mouth with the American flag
And then he's gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because they've got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear ****ing weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because they've got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as they find a cure for cancer
they're gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower? well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
he's gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas........

so ye you can see, fun party guest brother denis would be!

Galvasean · 16-07-2008 02:58PM

I certainly wouldn't go calling him a brother. Quite a bit of opposition to him right here in this thread.

Mimikyu · 16-07-2008 04:18PM

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Max_Damage · 16-07-2008 07:28PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jgXPanSGeQ

Indeed.

17-07-2008 03:39AM

Let's just get one thing straight here, while the character Leary plays in Rescue Me has many legendary tendencies he also bears the burden of being played by Leary whom has managed to create an entire career on the theft of the great Bill Hick's material.

In the great mans own words, in an interview, when he was asked why he had quit smoking, Hicks answered answered, "I just wanted to see if Denis would, too."

And from another interview Hicks gave when asked about Leary's plagiarism, "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

Ruby-J · 17-07-2008 10:42AM

what show is this???

its definately a fantasy! Are there any woman who behave like that nowadays??? :rolleyes:

Galvasean · 19-07-2008 02:30PM

Ruby-J wrote: »

its definately a fantasy! Are there any woman who behave like that nowadays??? :rolleyes:

Yeah, yore ma! :pac:

I'll get my coats.

Ruby-J · 20-07-2008 08:40AM

:eek:

How to treat your woman... the Denis Leary way!

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