Things you learned the Hard Way.

Overheal · 22-05-2008 07:53AM

Low electric currents are intoxicating, as told to me through 9V batteries and touching a horse-fence with a blade of grass. Probably not good for you though.

Wook · 22-05-2008 09:56AM

powerplugs really do electrocute you...

Adam · 22-05-2008 10:03AM

When thirsty, don't grab the nearest jug of apple juice and drink straight from it.

It was cooking oil...

Gone West · 22-05-2008 10:07AM

That cow tipping is just an urban legend and is sore as **** when they chase + hit you.

Glowing · 22-05-2008 10:45AM

Mirror wrote: »

When thirsty, don't grab the nearest jug of apple juice and drink straight from it.

It was cooking oil...

Ugh .. that one made me gag just thinking about it ....:eek:

funk-you · 22-05-2008 10:55AM

Never weld after 'a couple' of drinks.

Never leave students alone near your DVD's at a party.

Never agree to anything in a meeting. ALWAYS get back to them.

Girls are f/cking nuts, especially actresses just before a show! ( I love you honey, really)

Never lend anyone a high end guitar for a gig.

People who break your stuff will rarely pay for it and most likely put it down and say nothing.

You can have just as much fun no matter how much you get paid, it's not always worth the bullsh't.

Never let your mates see your twiddly bits, it only leads to jealousy:pac:

-Funk

The Bollox · 22-05-2008 11:13AM

Mirror wrote: »

When thirsty, don't grab the nearest jug of apple juice and drink straight from it.

It was cooking oil...

that's rotten. I feel sick just thinking about it

token56 · 22-05-2008 11:31AM

Always look both ways. Went to race my cousin across a road, he stopped, I carried on not noticing a car coming (in my defence there was a lorry parked just beside me and I couldn't see down the road but my cousin saw and didn't tell me), bang knocked down by my godmother strangly enough. Was found unconcious after rolling about 100 yards down the road. Brought in put on the couch they all had a great chat, when I woke up they gave me a bar and told me to go back outside and play. Typical

Hellrazer · 22-05-2008 11:39AM

Dont rewire new sockets pissed and with the trip switch still on.

Dont cycle downhill on a steep slope with no brakes drunk.

Never hand feed baby Tarantulas--still have the bite marks.

Dont pick up Tarantulas without knowing if theyre calm or not--likewise still have the bite marks,only this one had half inch long fangs.

RxQueen · 22-05-2008 11:40AM

token56 wrote: »

Always look both ways. Went to race my cousin across a road, he stopped, I carried on not noticing a car coming (in my defence there was a lorry parked just beside me and I couldn't see down the road but my cousin saw and didn't tell me), bang knocked down by my godmother strangly enough. Was found unconcious after rolling about 100 yards down the road. Brought in put on the couch they all had a great chat, when I woke up they gave me a bar and told me to go back outside and play. Typical

what kinda bar?:p

I learnt to always tie my shoe laces, and not to spit out what you thought was dirt after a fall, onto gravel, oh how i miss my real teeth!

also learnt to always close a pen knife away form your tumb! my poor tumb , never the same again

Cormic · 22-05-2008 11:41AM

Wook wrote: »

powerplugs really do electrocute you...

Seconded...

token56 · 22-05-2008 11:55AM

emo!! wrote: »

what kinda bar?:p

It was some sort of carmel snack bar, they might have given me a glass of cidona too, so actually pretty sweet deal.

Trev M · 22-05-2008 11:56AM

Friends come and go, really good enemies are for life

beans · 22-05-2008 12:14PM

Incest is best

Adam · 22-05-2008 12:19PM

emo!! wrote: »

what kinda bar?:p

I learnt to always tie my shoe laces, and not to spit out what you thought was dirt after a fall, onto gravel, oh how i miss my real teeth!

also learnt to always close a pen knife away form your tumb! my poor tumb , never the same again

I learned how to spell learned and thumb.

all the stars · 22-05-2008 12:21PM

Not to trust your boss with the taxes!! :eek: (he was sorry after i bet

)

Not to actually try helping your boss to create a sucessful business or take too much interest in making their business a sucess (even when you have many, many more years experience)

- she is currently learning to take more interest the hard way as customers are leaving in their droves,...

To apreciate all the good things in life coz it ends very quickly and suddenly lots of the time..:(

Naos · 22-05-2008 12:46PM

That just because to skid left I turn to my left and pull my left brake whilst on my bike, does not mean if I want to skid to my right I turn right and pull my right brake.

Over the handlebars/crossbar I went.

Duggy747 · 22-05-2008 12:54PM

Women maybe nice on the outside but they're sheer evil on the inside.

Poo is not a good lubricant.

Never fiddle with anything you know nothing about...........so many things I've blown up.

Don't be too helpful. When I worked in a radio station that was just starting I helped about with training and recordings. They asked me for ideas for shows & jingles so I either gave them ideas or recorded them............only to be kicked out when the radio station got it's license and brought in some new management to make the station hip and cool. :mad:

Meh, live and learn.

GirlInterrupted · 22-05-2008 12:56PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Women maybe nice on the outside but they're sheer evil on the inside.

Poo is not a good lubricant.

Never fiddle with anything you know nothing about...........so many things I've blown up.

Don't be too helpful. When I worked in a radio station that was just starting I helped about with training and recordings. They asked me for ideas for shows & jingles so I either gave them ideas or recorded them............only to be kicked out when the radio station got it's license and brought in some new management to make the station hip and cool. :mad:

Meh, live and learn.

B-gger that! I've learned to incorporate an element of truth into the big lies, makes them more believeable.

Jamey · 22-05-2008 12:58PM

I learned that it's not good to drink out of a can that you may think is yours at a house party when you've already had a good few. It may not be your can at all, but a can that several revellers have been using as an ashtray! yuck!

Nalz · 22-05-2008 01:03PM

women, gambling, hi sours, marmite, women, gambling, women, gambling, women, gambling and gambling

Dinter · 22-05-2008 01:24PM

Mirror wrote: »

I learned how to spell learned and thumb.

I learnt that sometimes learnt can be spelt learnt depending on where you're from.

I later learned that learned is more common in American English.

Finally I learned that both learned and learnt would be acceptable to learned people!

xzanti · 22-05-2008 01:42PM

Balancing your head on a ruler using your front teeth is not a good idea. Learned that when I was 4.

SV · 22-05-2008 01:43PM

Cars very quickly turn into a speeding tin can when you lose grip

Adam · 22-05-2008 01:46PM

ClioV6 wrote: »

Cars very quickly turn into a speeding tin can when you lose grip

Especially if you drive a Clio! :pac:

Riddle101 · 22-05-2008 02:02PM

-Never tell the same lie 3 days in a row. Was mitching school when i was a kid and told my parents that the pipe were burst on the first day, second day i told them they were still burst and third day i told them they were putting the finishing touches to them

-Never pet a dog with a scar

-Never spook a cat by popping your head out from behind the couch yelling boo, got slashed across the face i did

Adam · 22-05-2008 02:06PM

Riddle101 wrote: »

-Never tell the same lie 3 days in a row. Was mitching school when i was a kid and told my parents that the pipe were burst on the first day, second day i told them they were still burst and third day i told them they were putting the finishing touches to them

-Never pet a dog with a scar

-Never spook a cat by popping your head out from behind the couch yelling boo, got slashed across the face i did

Fucking hate cats.

ScumLord · 22-05-2008 02:18PM

Bees don't like it when you kick their house and they will follow you to the ends of the earth when their pissed.

Adam · 22-05-2008 03:27PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Bees don't like it when you kick their house and they will follow you to the ends of the earth when their pissed.

An call all there mates on there deadly mobiles wha'?!

RxQueen · 22-05-2008 03:35PM

Mirror wrote: »

I learned how to spell learned and thumb.

Guess what? I didnt

Things you learned the Hard Way.

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