Shock News: Condensed milk has more than one purpose!!!

nkay1985 · 15-05-2008 12:57AM #1

Now my Brothers and Brotherettes, I mean not to cause you alarm but it has come to my attention that going to your first Beers is not the only use of condensed milk.

I know, it's a bit of a shock.

How did I find this out? Well, my wimmins got an ice cream maker which had a recipe book in it. When she made the first batch of ice cream, it was feckin lovely. In order to receive more of this delicious food stuff in the future, I had to pretend to be interested. So I say, "what did you need to make it". Came the reply, "Only cream and.......condensed milk".

You heard it here first.

DetectivFoxtrot · 15-05-2008 04:46PM

nkay1985 wrote: »

Now my Brothers and Brotherettes, I mean not to cause you alarm but it has come to my attention that going to your first Beers is not the only use of condensed milk.

I know, it's a bit of a shock.

How did I find this out? Well, my wimmins got an ice cream maker which had a recipe book in it. When she made the first batch of ice cream, it was feckin lovely. In order to receive more of this delicious food stuff in the future, I had to pretend to be interested. So I say, "what did you need to make it". Came the reply, "Only cream and.......condensed milk".

You heard it here first.

mmmmmm.... ice ream maker.......mmmmmm.....droooool

Zaph · 15-05-2008 05:36PM

I reckon Brother Des will be taking himself off to Power City to check out the ice cream makers this weekend.

trout · 15-05-2008 05:38PM

A friend of mine makes brown bread flavoured ice cream ... tasty stuff

Zaph · 15-05-2008 05:59PM

Home made brown bread ice cream is quality stuff all right. The McCambridge's stuff you can buy (or at least used to, haven't seen it in ages) isn't anywhere near as good.

nkay1985 · 15-05-2008 09:40PM

trout wrote: »

A friend of mine makes brown bread flavoured ice cream ... tasty stuff

Yeah seemingly the recipe book has that in it too. I thought she was taking the pish but she was then told by about four different people that it's apprently really nice. Guess that's next on the list so.

jester77 · 16-05-2008 01:21PM

interesting *rubs chin, pats belly, wipes brow*
Must pass on this info to herself, what would be the name and model of this contraption?

Oh, and what's condensed milk, is that not the stuff they feed to babies after they drank the mammy dry? :eek:

IvyTheTerrible · 16-05-2008 01:24PM

As a wimmin, I know that you can use condensed milk for lots of deserts - it's essential for Banoffi pie (mmm)

nkay1985 · 18-05-2008 06:49AM

jester77 wrote: »

interesting *rubs chin, pats belly, wipes brow*
Must pass on this info to herself, what would be the name and model of this contraption?

Brother Jester and anybody else who may be interested.

This contraption is called Magimix Le Glacier. It was a present so not sure from whence it came, but it was in a Debenhams bag, which may or may not be a clue.

Galvasean · 18-05-2008 11:14AM

I call BS on all this cookery nonsense! :mad:

grames_bond · 18-05-2008 04:31PM

Galvasean wrote: »

I call BS on all this cookery nonsense! :mad:

second!!

its a bit metro!

Galvasean · 18-05-2008 05:04PM

What I do is boil some soup, poach an egg in it and serve it with a pork pie sausage roll.

rubadub · 18-05-2008 05:19PM

You can make liquers with condensed milk. Get some proper 95% vodka and mix in choc syrup and condensed milk for high strength shooters, none of this 17% baileys crap.

Shock News: Condensed milk has more than one purpose!!!

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