Would/have you slept with a hooker?

Irishcrx · 14-05-2008 10:20AM #1

Was down in the smoking area of our building a few mins ago and a couple of the lads from the compnay below us were chatting about the hookers they got last week , now I just found it a little strange that this was a topic of conversation so openly almost like exchanging reviews on them, they must have been on call girls cause they came to their homes, had sex with them then left.

So got me thinking is this just one of those thing's that alot of people do and don't talk about, I remember the last time I was in Amsterdam the 4 lads I was with went off and got hookers while I sat in a bar in the red light district , so who has done it or who would and if so did it feel "all business" while in the act?

Sherifu · 14-05-2008 10:22AM

Haven't, no plans to(read:wouldn't).

Sir Molle · 14-05-2008 10:27AM

in before "yore ma"

Dragan · 14-05-2008 10:28AM

Nope, never paid for sex. Doubt that i would.

Irishcrx · 14-05-2008 10:28AM

Lol I was waiting on the first your Ma...I dashed into your ma's gash...

all the stars · 14-05-2008 10:33AM

mad that people pay for sex when its soooo readily available.. wouldn't pay for sex, then im a girl and generally - women wouldn't have too... true, if a woman walks up to a man and says lets go, generally they dont say no (so i hear anyway)

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Suaimhneach · 14-05-2008 10:56AM

I wouldnt, but then the likeliness of a woman paying is probably quite lower than a man, traditionally.

I know of two guys who "shared" one. It's wrong that I thought "who went first". *shudder*.

MooseJam · 14-05-2008 11:01AM

sloppy seconds ftw

Hornswoggle · 14-05-2008 11:04AM

All the time...when im playing Grand theft Auto on me Xbox.

Wouldnt touch one with a ten foot barge pole in reality though.

RedXIV · 14-05-2008 11:07AM

I'd love to say i wouldn't but i'm heading off to amsterdam in august and i KNOW if i get drunk, it'll seem like a great idea

Keano · 14-05-2008 11:08AM

I always thought Keith Wood was good looking but wouldn't touch Shane Byrne with yours!

Irishcrx · 14-05-2008 11:14AM

RedXIV wrote: »

I'd love to say i wouldn't but i'm heading off to amsterdam in august and i KNOW if i get drunk, it'll seem like a great idea

It's unbeliveably tempting man, a few drinks and spliff's through yeah and the girls are cracking hot...I've been 3 times and have been the only one not to do it yet, so don't reckon i'll crack on my next trip either.

Sex is the one thing in life that is free and we enjoy...want to keep it that way.

Kintarō Hattori · 14-05-2008 11:25AM

No I never would. I just wouldn't be comfortable with the idea.

digitally-yours · 14-05-2008 11:27AM

eo980 wrote: »

No I never would. I just wouldn't be comfortable with the idea.

completely agree

jenga-jen · 14-05-2008 11:34AM

clearly a girl so not so much

But +1 on the why would you?

Curious as to whether it's an effort thing or whether it's just 'well it's there and I can'-type thing?

Also, would ya tell a future gf/OH that you had in the past? :eek:

mormank · 14-05-2008 11:37AM

it's something that you can 'look forward' to when you're older so i hear

thefinalstage · 14-05-2008 11:41AM

Hornswoggle wrote: »

All the time...when im playing Grand theft Auto on me Xbox.

Wouldnt touch one with a ten foot barge pole in reality though.

"I am a hired killer and I still have to pay for sex. Mother would be so proud"

solace · 14-05-2008 11:48AM

Nah, never have, never would. When I went skydiving in Texel, I stopped in Amsterdam for the first few nights and the mate I went with tried to convince me to make a 'visit'. I have nothing against other people doing it, especially when it's as regulated as it is in the RLD but it's not my thing.

javaboy · 14-05-2008 11:50AM

solace wrote: »

Nah, never have, never would. When I went skydiving in Texel, I stopped in Amsterdam for the first few nights and the mate I went with tried to convince me to make a 'visit'. I have nothing against other people doing it, especially when it's as regulated as it is in the RLD but it's not my thing.

I find it very difficult to stop when skydiving for more than a few seconds.

biko · 14-05-2008 11:53AM

Never have and would rather go without than paying for it.

Duggy747 · 14-05-2008 11:53AM

Well, if GTA has taught me how to get with a hooker is that I'll shag her, kill her, and then take my money back!

Cue 2 stars in the upper-right hand corner of my sight.

Weeeeeeeee!!

syklops · 14-05-2008 11:58AM

I bet if you could post anonymously in here like you can in PI, we would be getting many different answers.

To the OP who heard the guys from the other company, is it possible these guys work really long hours/spend alot of time on call etc. In jobs like those, where you get paid alot of money but get zero time for yourself or to socialise, I reckon it would be very common, to hire some company.

And to the guy who said "Just go into a bar sure!", some of us were born with out that part of the brain. Not everyone can pull in pubs and clubs. I sure as hell cant.

I have never been with one, though thought about it a few times. Dont see what people have against it to be honest.

Executive Steve · 14-05-2008 12:01PM

javaboy wrote: »

I find it very difficult to stop when skydiving for more than a few seconds.

:pac:

shameless1 · 14-05-2008 12:02PM

first poster....

yes i have slept with a hooker/escort/working girl on a few occasions. purely by free choice and never under the influence of drink, drugs or peer pressure. It's purely a choice i made at the time and have no regrets as such.
I have also been for many massages, all of them including a happy ending, and they're something i enjoyed very much. I used to live in the uk where there are massage parlours in every town, so these types of services are very accessible. Rightly or wrongly, some of these massages were enjoyed while i was in relationships and I don't have very many moral issues with this.
From a purely male physical point of view, I always took the view that it was a treat to have a nice massage from a very pretty girl, usually wearing some nice stockings, heels or boots and who gave me a really nice time for half an hour or so. the type of babes you would see in a club or bar but figured they were way out of my league.

I've never analysed this part of me too much, but I guess it's odd that i never divulged this to anybody and have kept it a very closely guarded secret.
I'm expecting some interesting replies to this, all of which are welcome even in anticipation of lots of disapproval!

JethroC · 14-05-2008 12:06PM

Been in Amsterdam 11 times since I first went in 2001 to see different djs and go to music festivals and have never once went into a hooker. Don't see the point in paying for sex when you can go and chat up a girl in a bar, buy her drinks, take her home and give her a good seein to!

Most guys I've went over with though have went in at one stage or another. In fairness a lot of the girls in the centre of the red light district are f00kin stunning and it is tempting when drink is involved but it ain't for me...

RedXIV · 14-05-2008 12:10PM

JethroC wrote: »

Been in Amsterdam 11 times since I first went in 2001 to see different djs and go to music festivals and have never once went into a hooker. Don't see the point in paying for sex when you can go and chat up a girl in a bar, buy her drinks, take her home and give her a good seein to! Most guys I've went over with though have went in at one stage or another. In fairness a lot of the girls in the centre of the red light district are f00kin stunning and it is tempting when drink is involved but it ain't for me...

same thing no?

Irishcrx · 14-05-2008 12:10PM

I say fair play to you for actually coming out and saying it, as stated if this forum was un-reg like PI I think more people would own up to it, I've nothing against doing it has crossed my mind a few times as said but I just wouldn't on the basis that I wouldn't feel right paying for it...don't see the need to, but other people are doing it and enjoying it then good for them..

JethroC · 14-05-2008 12:32PM

RedXIV wrote: »

same thing no?

I wouldn't say it's the same thing...it's more personal meeting a girl in a bar etc. You get to have a chat, laugh, whatever. Sometimes there's also there option of meeting up again if things go well. Saying that though, I don't normally go for one night stands but have went out with one or two girls I've slept with on the first night...

board om · 14-05-2008 01:00PM

JethroC wrote: »

Been in Amsterdam 11 times since I first went in 2001 to see different djs and go to music festivals and have never once went into a hooker. Don't see the point in paying for sex when you can go and chat up a girl in a bar, buy her drinks, take her home and give her a good seein to! Most guys I've went over with though have went in at one stage or another. In fairness a lot of the girls in the centre of the red light district are f00kin stunning and it is tempting when drink is involved but it ain't for me...

RedXIV wrote: »

same thing no?

of course it is the same thing. you are just cutting out the hassle of going to a bar, having to buy drinks, having to get taxi home, etc, and getting straight down to the dirty deed.

in this fast moving modern world where everything is go go go you should look at a hooker as a time saving oppurtunity. instead of taking the whole night to get to your end goal of getting a girl and 'giving her a good seeing to', and then having to suffer the embarrassment and hassle of getting rid of her the next morning, you could just go to your local hooker and get the whole thing done in half an hour. sure you would even be back home in time for dinner and the second half of lost

seriously though, if you are under 50 years of age and you are resorting to using brassers already then there is something wrong. when all else fails, there is always slapper face jacks.

boneless · 14-05-2008 01:09PM

I have never slept with a boat from Galway. I once went down on a dinghy though.

Would/have you slept with a hooker?

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