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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    egg and rasher ice cream?

    ewwwwwwwww


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    as dr bill would say: 'bollix tih dah'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,863 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Note to self:
    Come the revolution - Giles Coren is the first fcuker up against the wall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I can see the Sky News Breaking News Alert: Fries are bad for you. No, seriously.

    And what's this obsession with degree holders not eating fries? I have a masters and I eat fries. Does that make me a bad person?

    Get off your pedestal, buddy.


  • Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't know, I worked in a place where frys for breakfast were order of the day.
    And their was an epidemic of manboobies.
    As much as I like my beer guts on men, c cups are just frightening.
    Of course they could have been slipping oestrogen in the coke dispenser to encourage civil unrest and take the heat off management.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭ruthiedv


    Tom Dunne wrote: »

    I have a masters and I eat fries.

    Ooooh, just drop that in there casually, why don't you:D:D:D
    I was young musician of the year you know.
    And I once met Toyah Wilcox.
    So :p:p:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    I have one as well. Just so you know. :D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    As do I :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    BGRH/mensa! :D

    New theory on balding: Above average brain activity causing heating of the skull. Perhaps this kills the hair......
    Well that would perhaps be an excuse for the balding mens, but I have yet to see a bald wimmins in the BGRH, thankfully.

    My what a bright bunch we are, considering our fondness for brain killing beer! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,863 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Masters? Pffft! A scholastic penis extension. The academic equivalent of a Porsche.


    Says the guy with his leaving cert tucked under his arm. :o


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I has a penis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    No Ginny!! Say it aint so, otherwise I'll have to question my sexuality!! :D:D

    Hill Billy, I want a Porsche. Double penis extension! (not that I need it..... ;) )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    *I think I is going to be sick*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Mwwwhahahahahahaha
    Hey Hilly Billy was the one that said it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    I think I speak for the Brothers on this Ginny when I say, pics or it does exist! (pm will suffice ;) )
    Not that I have any reason to even consider the idea, but Hill Billy brought it up, so I am driven to search for evidence to the contrary. Any excuse tbh........


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I have to give you credit, Nice try:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    </smoothness>


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