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A legend is born!.

  • 05-03-2008 12:35PM
    #1
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭


    Wimmens (I won't insult you with the term Ladies) and gents....

    I present to you THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND

    He bring's his "bird" to a strip club on a date (100 bonus points for this one) and absolutely refuses to wear "shoes or a shirt", in fact "not if my life depended on it"..

    Hail the hero!.


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  • #2
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    He needs to be part of this forum. Recriuters, GO!!!!!!


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,135 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Legend.


  • #4
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    He also uses 'Story? as a question, which is minus elventybillion points, unless it was tongue in cheek, but judging by the rest of his post - wasn't, lol.


  • #5
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    He also uses 'Story? as a question, which is minus elventybillion points, unless it was tongue in cheek, but judging by the rest of his post - wasn't, lol.

    Jesus would someone think of the dyslexic among us...

    :D


  • #6
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Story with "story" not being acceptable as a question? Story like?????!!! :D


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Mairt wrote: »
    Jesus would someone think of the dyslexic among us...

    :D
    Don1 wrote: »
    Story with "story" not being acceptable as a question? Story like?????!!! :D

    No story buds!


  • #8
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Never said "bud" or "stawwwwreeey", said "story?" in a west/south west of Ireland way!


  • #9
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    I always wanted to go to a strip club but not with him, he sounds like a right scanger.


  • #10
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Lux23 wrote: »
    I always wanted to go to a strip club but not with him, he sounds like a right scanger.

    I always wanted to go to a strip club but its against my reilgion


  • #11
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Rob_l wrote: »
    I always wanted to go to a strip club but its against my reilgion

    You should try gay saunas instead, they seem to be full of priests.


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  • #12
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rob_l wrote:
    I always wanted to go to a strip club but its against my reilgion.


    It's an integral part of mine.


  • #13
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Where has THIS GIRL been all my life?..

    A pints girl, then a golden shower thrown in for good measure, and by the sounds of it - a few of 'em!.

    :p


  • #14
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Tipperary it seems Mairt :p


  • #15
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Wilburt wrote: »
    Tipperary it seems Mairt :p


    ?


  • #16
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Mairt wrote: »
    Where has THIS GIRL been all my life?..

    I said Tipperrary


  • #17
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    WTF - I was in lapello's before on a date (first date actually) and I was the one who suggested it.

    Was in Angels also - Lapellos deffo better as women nicer to talk to and easier on eyes.


  • #18
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    I was in a strip club. Garden of Eden it twas I think. Was Paddie's day '07 and we couldn't get in anywhere at 1 a.m. so me and my mate said fcuk it.. we'll give it a lash and go over to it. We were saying "we're deffo not getting in" on the walk over to it.

    20 quid in... we went in.
    8 Euro for a pint.. jahsus. Had a few. 40 squid for a 4 minute dance... jahsus.

    "Uh here love, I'm going to the bank link to take a sh!t load of money out"... "right mate, lets leg it".

    Ah a good night so it twas.


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