[Warning] Leave dangerous work to trained professionals

Victor · 08-04-2008 08:28PM #1

So, ther eI was last night with a collection of glasses staring at me on the bar, sitting next to the remains of the previous night's Chicken Tikka Massala (mostly excellent, except it was **** instead of **). The idea struck me to wash all this stuff.

And there I was washing them and the breakfast bowls leaning over the sink when I did my back in.

So warning lads, leave it to a professional!

trout · 08-04-2008 08:42PM

Victor wrote: »

So, ther eI was last night with a collection of glasses staring at me on the bar, sitting next to the remains of the previous night's Chicken Tikka Massala (mostly excellent, except it was **** instead of **). The idea struck me to wash all this stuff.

And there I was washing them and the breakfast bowls leaning over the sink when I did my back in.

So warning lads, leave it to a professional!

I think I see the problem ... you mod a forum dealing with Interior Design ... this is called karma :cool:

Victor · 08-04-2008 08:50PM

trout wrote: »

you mod a forum dealing with Interior Design

Not after tomorrow!

trout · 08-04-2008 09:03PM

Victor wrote: »

Not after tomorrow!

My professional medical opinion is you will feel much better in 24 hours or less. :cool:

Pigman II · 08-04-2008 09:28PM

Victor wrote: »

So, ther eI was last night with a collection of glasses staring at me on the bar, sitting next to the remains of the previous night's Chicken Tikka Massala (mostly excellent, except it was **** instead of **). The idea struck me to wash all this stuff.

And there I was washing them and the breakfast bowls leaning over the sink when I did my back in.

So warning lads, leave it to a professional!

Salient advice. Some people are just born for this kind of work. Personally I wouldn't presume to consider myself qualified.

orestes · 08-04-2008 09:30PM

Pigman II wrote: »

Salient advice. Some people are just born for this kind of work. I don't consider myself qualified.

Of course you aren't, you are male

Don1 · 08-04-2008 09:31PM

Victor you need to buy in a Mexican or two.

Zaph · 08-04-2008 09:33PM

What you attempted Brother Victor was a level 4 housework task. This is something that you should only attempt if you are in possession of one of these

Or one of these

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Pigman II · 08-04-2008 09:36PM

orestes wrote: »

Of course you aren't, you are male

Thanks for the compliment.

[-0-] · 08-04-2008 09:47PM

Sounds painful Victor! I once did my back in when cleaning out the shower.. Whatever way I turned i slipped a disc. Leave the cleaning to the women lads. It makes them feel important. :pac:

trout · 08-04-2008 09:53PM

true story:

pa trout taught me how to recognise the correct time for a man to do the dishes.

"put yore hand down the front of yore trousers son" he would say "if you can find a mickey, then it isn't time to do the dishes!"

I have been testing his theory for nigh on twenty years now ... I think he was right :cool:

[-0-] · 08-04-2008 09:55PM

trout wrote: »

true story:

pa trout taught me how to recognise the correct time for a man to do the dishes.

"put yore hand down the front of yore trousers son" he would say "if you can find a mickey, then it isn't time to do the dishes!"

I have been testing his theory for nigh on twenty years now ... I think he was right :cool:

Quality.

The Hill Billy · 09-04-2008 07:07AM

Victor wrote: »

And there I was washing them and the breakfast bowls leaning over the sink when I did my back in.

That's the source of your problem right there. What the fcuk use is a bowl for a rasher sambo? Unless of course... No, it can't be... Tell us you don't... Eat cereal?!!!!

Sherifu · 09-04-2008 07:50AM

Hill Billy wrote: »

That's the source of your problem right there. What the fcuk use is a bowl for a rasher sambo? Unless of course... No, it can't be... Tell us you don't... Eat cereal?!!!!

Heaven protect us!

ruthiedv · 09-04-2008 12:28PM

Hill Billy wrote: »

That's the source of your problem right there. What the fcuk use is a bowl for a rasher sambo? Unless of course... No, it can't be... Tell us you don't... Eat cereal?!!!!

I'm sure the only cereal he eats is the manly Bacon Cereal

The Hill Billy · 09-04-2008 12:30PM

:d :d :d

Agent Smith · 09-04-2008 12:32PM

i tried to do the washing up once......

Let this be a lesson people!

Sofaspud · 11-04-2008 03:42PM

ruthiedv wrote: »

I'm sure the only cereal he eats is the manly Bacon Cereal

I made something like that before.

Recipe:
Fry 2 rashers and 2 sausages (or any amount, personal preferance)
Poach 1 egg
cut rashers and sausages into wee bits
stick poached egg in a bowl / cup and stir 'til it's liquidy
put meaty bits(not those ones) in a bowl and pour egg over it.

Enjoy

Victor · 11-04-2008 07:04PM

Sofaspud wrote: »

Poach 1 egg

Can't you just buy a whole box?

crosstownk · 11-04-2008 07:07PM

Victor, if you are in pain you will need copious amounts of alcohol as an anaesthetic.

I hope you've learnt your lesson

Doctor DooM · 11-04-2008 07:11PM

If a professional is not available for reasons such as monthly duties, I suggest paper and plastic cutlery which can be thrown out instead of cleaned.

Nerin · 11-04-2008 07:22PM

Sofaspud wrote: »

I made something like that before.

Recipe:
Fry 2 rashers and 2 sausages (or any amount, personal preferance)
Poach 1 egg
cut rashers and sausages into wee bits
stick poached egg in a bowl / cup and stir 'til it's liquidy
put meaty bits(not those ones) in a bowl and pour egg over it.

Enjoy

*droools*

trout · 11-04-2008 08:04PM

Sofaspud wrote: »

I made something like that before.

Recipe:
Fry 2 rashers and 2 sausages (or any amount, personal preferance)
Poach 1 egg
cut rashers and sausages into wee bits
stick poached egg in a bowl / cup and stir 'til it's liquidy
put meaty bits(not those ones) in a bowl and pour egg over it.

Enjoy

Mmmm .. that would go well on toast, with some A1 sauce.

*waddles off to the kitchen*

Pigman II · 11-04-2008 08:57PM

Victor wrote: »

Can't you just buy a whole box?

That's rates a 0 on the sniggerscale.

Hagar · 11-04-2008 08:57PM

Sofaspud wrote: »

Recipe:
Fry 2 rashers and 2 sausages (or any amount, personal preferance)
Poach 1 egg
cut rashers and sausages into wee bits
stick poached egg in a bowl / cup and stir 'til it's liquidy
put meaty bits(not those ones) in a bowl and pour egg over it.

That does indeed look tasty.

Woman, come here a minute I want ye...

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