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The... "I'll never drink again" support group.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    have the pic now how do i put it up?
    upload pic to a online storage site, ie photobucket, then post link
    i blame the drink!
    i blame everything but the drink


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭rebecca666 mg


    irish-stew wrote: »
    upload pic to a online storage site, ie photobucket, then post link


    i blame everything but the drink
    my head sayes different!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭guinnessdrinker


    have u ever had aftershock through a straw?? had that on friday (after vodka nd bud) had bout 15 and my head still not right!!!:confused:

    Oh no, stay away from bright lights!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭rebecca666 mg


    Oh no, stay away from bright lights!
    thankz x x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    God. Aftershocks are f-ewe-cking evil.
    i can drink a fair bit but two of those and im puking my ring up.
    Hahaha gross story!!

    In a nightclub for my birthday. I go up to the bar, sloshed anyway.
    Order a bacardi breezer, a blue wkd and a red wkd.
    The barman obviously misheard me because I got a shot glass with red liquid. HHmm.. So I say... here, RED WKD!!! PLEASE! So he's all like oooo sorry, and goes to take back the shot. and i nearly have a stroke- no no here where are ya going with that!? leave that there will ya!!
    So... knocked the shot (aftershock) and christ I thought i was gonna hurl. Ran into the bathrooms. There was a que and only two toilets working.
    So I slouch down the wall with my head in my hands and some girl shouted EMERGANCY OUT HERE haha. Before anyone came out of teh cubicles I decided I felt better and I went back to where my mates were. Finished my bacardi and 2 wkds, went back up to the bar and ordered the exact same thing.
    Knock the shot, legged it to the bog. Fly past the que and straight into the cubicle that wasn't working. Jesus christ I covered the cubicle with purple projectile vomit.

    Incidently it was that night I ended up being tied to a lampost.
    Woke up the next morning with shoe laces around my wrists.

    Good times.


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  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not well at all today people. Fell asleep on my lunch on my desk to be woken up by the people in here laughing. I am so so tired as I got at max 3 hrs sleep. The horror the horror


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jezza wrote: »
    God. Aftershocks are f-ewe-cking evil.
    i can drink a fair bit but two of those and im puking my ring up.
    Hahaha gross story!!

    In a nightclub for my birthday. I go up to the bar, sloshed anyway.
    Order a bacardi breezer, a blue wkd and a red wkd.
    The barman obviously misheard me because I got a shot glass with red liquid. HHmm.. So I say... here, RED WKD!!! PLEASE! So he's all like oooo sorry, and goes to take back the shot. and i nearly have a stroke- no no here where are ya going with that!? leave that there will ya!!
    So... knocked the shot (aftershock) and christ I thought i was gonna hurl. Ran into the bathrooms. There was a que and only two toilets working.
    So I slouch down the wall with my head in my hands and some girl shouted EMERGANCY OUT HERE haha. Before anyone came out of teh cubicles I decided I felt better and I went back to where my mates were. Finished my bacardi and 2 wkds, went back up to the bar and ordered the exact same thing.
    Knock the shot, legged it to the bog. Fly past the que and straight into the cubicle that wasn't working. Jesus christ I covered the cubicle with purple projectile vomit.

    Incidently it was that night I ended up being tied to a lampost.
    Woke up the next morning with shoe laces around my wrists.

    Good times.

    That made me lol,

    thanks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭rebecca666 mg


    jezza wrote: »
    God. Aftershocks are f-ewe-cking evil.
    i can drink a fair bit but two of those and im puking my ring up.
    Hahaha gross story!!

    In a nightclub for my birthday. I go up to the bar, sloshed anyway.
    Order a bacardi breezer, a blue wkd and a red wkd.
    The barman obviously misheard me because I got a shot glass with red liquid. HHmm.. So I say... here, RED WKD!!! PLEASE! So he's all like oooo sorry, and goes to take back the shot. and i nearly have a stroke- no no here where are ya going with that!? leave that there will ya!!
    So... knocked the shot (aftershock) and christ I thought i was gonna hurl. Ran into the bathrooms. There was a que and only two toilets working.
    So I slouch down the wall with my head in my hands and some girl shouted EMERGANCY OUT HERE haha. Before anyone came out of teh cubicles I decided I felt better and I went back to where my mates were. Finished my bacardi and 2 wkds, went back up to the bar and ordered the exact same thing.
    Knock the shot, legged it to the bog. Fly past the que and straight into the cubicle that wasn't working. Jesus christ I covered the cubicle with purple projectile vomit.

    Incidently it was that night I ended up being tied to a lampost.
    Woke up the next morning with shoe laces around my wrists.

    Good times.
    wasnt a lamp post in cork city by any chance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    i dunno whats goin on lately but i keep getting 2 day hangovers!


    in england at the weekend an 2 Double vodka's and 1 red bull was 5.80 british so 7.30 euro, hows about that eh!! actually maybe that explains the 2 day hang over!!


    @ rebecca, when writing your next post, click on the pic of the paperclip and ya can upload pics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭rebecca666 mg


    king-stew wrote: »
    i dunno whats goin on lately but i keep getting 2 day hangovers!


    in england at the weekend an 2 Double vodka's and 1 red bull was 5.80 british so 7.30 euro, hows about that eh!! actually maybe that explains the 2 day hang over!!


    @ rebecca, when writing your next post, click on the pic of the paperclip and ya can upload pics
    2 questions where the paper clip and how did you get pist on so little drink?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    2 questions where the paper clip and how did you get pist on so little drink?

    ah come on now, at under 8 euro for that much drink do ya think i only had 1!!!!


    the paper clip is above the box you type in when your posting, its on the right of a little white happy face!! you cant miss it and if you do i give up!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Well last night was enough to put ya off drink.
    I rushed home from college, straightened my hair washed my face and headed to the pub. 2 drinks in the local,headed to teh offy and got 3 big bottles of red wkd blue wkd and bacardi breezer, walked back home and had chips. Put on makeup and I was gone to the college bar. Rebel music.
    Kept shouting "HE'S IN OUR CLASS ISN'T HE?" and he heard me and turned around and said he was HAHA... yeah.. anyway... got into town, to a club and it got messy after that.
    I chugged a pint of hinekin, and i felt okish.. then a pint of cider.
    God.
    Locked myself out of the house. That drunk I was tryin to open the door with my camera. Went to get my jammies and I was passed out on the stairs.
    Im so proud of myself bein in college n all today!

    Its gonna be a mad one tonight too.
    I'm giving up the drink next week.


    So all in all I think I had.
    1 pint bottle Bulmers.
    1 pint budwesier.
    3 bottles of alcopops.
    -break-
    1 pint bulmers.
    1 pint bud
    1 pint bud
    1 small bottle of wkd
    1 pint bud
    -break-
    1 pint hinekin.
    1 pint cider.
    (Sick)
    I have a vauge recollection of Jagerbombs. Many Jagerbombs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭rebecca666 mg


    king-stew wrote: »
    ah come on now, at under 8 euro for that much drink do ya think i only had 1!!!!


    the paper clip is above the box you type in when your posting, its on the right of a little white happy face!! you cant miss it and if you do i give up!!
    found it nd bet you had no more than 20:cool::cool::cool::D ide have bout that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    well i can tell you that i spent 165 pound over there so you do the maths!!!!!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭rebecca666 mg


    king-stew wrote: »
    well i can tell you that i spent 165 pound over there so you do the maths!!!!!:eek:
    round 28 if it 5.80....ide be ****ed after that:eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Drinking every day/night since sunday.
    Illegal substances too last night.
    Not a good idea.

    I really am givin it up


  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have a gut feeling that I will be posting here on Sunday. Going over to Newcastle for the day tomorrow to watch Newcastle vs Reading. 11am -11pm of boozing then flying out at 12am Sunday.... sick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I am rubbing my crystal balls and i see....eee.....eee..eee....eee...eee a very sick irish man in england. Is that him dancing to britney spears? I think so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    jezza wrote: »
    I am rubbing my crystal balls ...
    Wanna rub mine?

    >_>

    <_<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    KaG1888 wrote: »
    I have a gut feeling that I will be posting here on Sunday. Going over to Newcastle for the day tomorrow to watch Newcastle vs Reading. 11am -11pm of boozing then flying out at 12am Sunday.... sick

    one word......buffalo joes!!!



    see above, 2 double vodkas + red bull = 5.80


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 sanncoo3


    I haven't had a proper session since a run in with some Rose Wine last Novemeber. it was the quietest Christmas and Paddy's on record! I'm home in 4 weeks for a wedding and I am dreading it.....the hangover will be immense! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    good evening support group, i have a rendezvous with the college crew at half 9 so i will be needing some assistance tomorrow if thats ok, thank you please


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    king-stew wrote: »
    good evening support group, i have a rendezvous with the college crew at half 9 so i will be needing some assistance tomorrow if thats ok, thank you please

    help me...:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 sanncoo3


    passes stew 2 nurofen liquid capsules and some orange juice!! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    /liquid touches belly and comes straight back out!

    thanks for tryin tho pal


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Never drink again thread? Sounds grand! Cheers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I have to pee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,070 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    morning
    anyone else have a headache


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    mmm, kronenberg draght is stronger than i thought, still drinking tonight though, then maybe never again

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ach jesus my stomach has been in bits all day. I was stuck to the pillow til 4 o'clock. Couldn't move a muscle. Haha.
    Round two tonight.


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