Confusion ... I has it

trout · 25-03-2008 10:37PM #1

I like beer. Heck, we all do ... but for me, it goes further than that. I like lots of different beers, and I like to stay informed about new beers to the market.

So, when I became aware of a beer featuring a trout on the bottle ... I thought, "That's interesting".
Then I became aware the beer is called 'Bayern Dancing Trout' and I though "Wow ... let's have a fuppin' look at this".

Imagine my horror when I looked closely at the bottle ... *looks closely again* ... what is that man doing to the poor fish

It's not right, I tells ya, it's just not right :mad:

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Zaph · 25-03-2008 10:39PM

The love a man has for his trout can be a beautiful thing sometimes

trout · 25-03-2008 10:42PM

Zaph wrote: »

The love a man has for his trout can be a beautiful thing sometimes

P'raps ... but the man in the picture above seems to be wearing leather chaps, such as one might see in the Blue Oyster* which seem to have ... eh ... dual purpose. :eek:

*as portrayed in the Police Academy series of movies, obviously.

MrJoeSoap · 25-03-2008 10:42PM

Those mad foreigners, and all that mad sh*t they do. Gotta love em!

Zaph · 25-03-2008 10:44PM

I'd be more concerned by the protuberance on the fish. Is that a fin in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Sherifu · 25-03-2008 10:46PM

You can clearly see he's got a rod. Poor trout.

trout · 25-03-2008 10:49PM

Zaph wrote: »

I'd be more concerned by the protuberance on the fish. Is that a fin in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

That would be the big ol' ventral fin :cool: Some of us are blessed.

star-pants · 25-03-2008 10:54PM

That trout (in the pic) has a fin around the guy too.... maybe the feelings are both ways??

entropi · 25-03-2008 10:58PM

Is...that...trout...smiling??:eek:

MizzLolly · 25-03-2008 11:02PM

They're only hugging... :rolleyes:

trout · 25-03-2008 11:04PM

star-pants wrote: »

That trout (in the pic) has a fin around the guy too.... maybe the feelings are both ways??

Clearly the fish, a fine specimen of Oncorhynchus clarki henshawi or Lahontan cutthroat trout, is fighting for his very life. How can a fish love a fisherman ? No matter how hot that fisherman might be

Death Sentence wrote: »

Is...that...trout...smiling??:eek:

Nope ... that right there is a grimace of pain and anguish and bitter determination to rage, rage hard, against the dying of the light. :cool:

25-03-2008 11:06PM

That trout looks like its submitting to the fisherman. Fish are gay anyway:p.

star-pants · 25-03-2008 11:07PM

WAIT... they're... DANCING!! look the trout even has on side of his tail fin up... and the fisherman has an almost waltz step!!!

trout · 25-03-2008 11:12PM

star-pants wrote: »

WAIT... they're... DANCING!! look the trout even has on side of his tail fin up... and the fisherman has an almost waltz step!!!

Acshully ... we call that the Caudal fin.

Also, everyone knows that trout's cannot dance ... that's just silly :cool:

Kold · 25-03-2008 11:15PM

I've been to enough Early Christian Art lectures (I've been to about 2) to know that man walking on water = Jebus.

entropi · 25-03-2008 11:17PM

trout wrote: »

Also, everyone knows that trout's cannot dance ... that's just silly :cool:

They may not be able to dance, but they can drink like a fish... *i'll go get my coat*

Seth Brundle · 26-03-2008 12:20AM

Fish aren't meat so who cares!

orestes · 26-03-2008 02:02AM

Kold wrote: »

I've been to enough Early Christian Art lectures (I've been to about 2) to know that man walking on water = Jebus.

Trout is getting it on with jebus?! :eek::eek::eek:

monkeyfudge · 26-03-2008 02:06AM

Perhaps it's a beautiful mermaid who was unfortunately born with the head and torso of a fish.

AckwelFoley · 26-03-2008 02:12AM

..could be worse..

could be a big brown trout..

trout.

Sherifu · 26-03-2008 09:09AM

snyper wrote: »

..could be worse..

could be a big brown trout..

trout.

I'm sure after enough bottles and a paddy macs the big brown trout will appear. :pac:

truecrippler · 26-03-2008 04:47PM

Thats a handsome looking trout.

Hagar · 26-03-2008 06:01PM

That bottle is still capped after almost 24 hours, what's going on here? :mad:

Don1 · 26-03-2008 09:59PM

It's just somebody taking their "Sleeps with the fishes" relationship to the next level with a public display of affection. Who are we to judge..............