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Tayto's

  • 25-01-2008 05:01AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭


    Here me and my mate were talking last night about those people who call every type of crisp taytos. They are silly. Dont you think?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    there is only one crisp and that is tayto


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    There's always one hah? Hah lads hah?
    Hah?
    Well?
    Hah?
    Best thread Ever LOLZORS!!!11!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,159 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Can't beat a pointless thread at 4am.

    Tayto FTW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    this is tayto were talking about


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    jackncoke wrote: »
    this is tayto were talking about

    You said it! Theres no arguing with that statement. :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    An ireland without taytos would be like a polish "student" without any paintings to sell to ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    king ftw!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    jackncoke wrote: »
    An ireland without taytos would be like a polish "student" without any paintings to sell to ya

    What a cockarsed thing to say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    What a cockarsed thing to say.

    and what wud u know Mr.Cockarse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    jackncoke wrote: »
    An ireland without taytos would be like a polish "student" without any paintings to sell to ya

    Why you say such a think? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,139 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Even more annoying than people who call all crisps tayto, are the people who call crisps "crips", you know who you are, gob****es.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    It's Dr. Bollocko not Mr. Cockarse.
    And Jack and coke is piss water.
    And it's "would you".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Its only a horse Tayto.

    Go to sleep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    U've hurt my feelings now,u can win.Obviously ur intelligence is far superior to mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    tayot are greasy and disgusting. I cant understand why people go mad for them. Seriously, whenever you talk to an irish person abroad its always the taytos and the club orange people miss.

    Tayto? Id rather eat my own.. well, not I wouldnt, but it would be a close call.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    ShaneU wrote: »
    Even more annoying than people who call all crisps tayto, are the people who call crisps "crips", you know who you are, gob****es.

    Yeah yeah, or people who call em "cloud 9 screamers" and make a necklace like universal soldiers substituting smokey bacon taste discs for the traditional victim ear. Hates dat bay!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,159 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Jrad wrote: »
    Yeah yeah, or people who call em "cloud 9 screamers" and make a necklace like universal soldiers substituting smokey bacon taste discs for the traditional victim ear. Hates dat bay!

    Ok WTF?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Ok WTF?

    Sorry! Carried away! Wont let it happen again!:cool::cool: Cool dude ,yeah!:cool::cool:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    jackncoke wrote: »
    U've hurt my feelings now,u can win.Obviously ur intelligence is far superior to mine.

    I have no argument with you buddy.

    But I object to the casual racism. I have lots of Polish mates. Sound people and hard workers. So what you said was just plain wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    Lets celebrate the resolvement of this little misunderstanding with the adding of chocolate to milk!:p


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Chilk?
    Wait a minute.
    There is already milk in chocolate.
    Thats why its called Milk chocolate.
    So what are you proposing? Milk chocolate milk?
    What are you feeding these cows?
    Its bits of other dead cows isnt it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    Chilk?
    Wait a minute.
    There is already milk in chocolate.
    Thats why its called Milk chocolate.
    So what are you proposing? Milk chocolate milk?
    What are you feeding these cows?
    Its bits of other dead cows isnt it?

    Who said anything about feeding them, they are the ones looking after me!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Don't suck the milk from the one teated cow!
    It tastes like salty werthers originals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    Im not gonna let you die yet Tayto's!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    It's a culchie thing. Probably because that's the only kind of crisp exported down there. The people that call all crisps Tayto are usually massive thick armed and thicker arsed girls in dodgy GAA jerseys that call everyone, regardless of sex, lads.


  • Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tayto is much a nicer word than crisps. Well off an irish tongue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,929 ✭✭✭Ginger


    Like calling ever vacuum cleaner a Hoover...

    Only thing I miss from Ireland is the tea, the tea here is way too weak


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭jum4


    Nothing better than a packet of Taytos and a Cidona..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    jackncoke wrote: »
    An ireland without taytos would be like a polish "student" without any paintings to sell to ya

    Your attempt at humour has failed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    "giz a package of king taytos".

    true story.


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