Men Think About Sex

Dragan · 06-12-2007 10:59AM

biko wrote: »

I think of sex occasionally, maybe even frequently, often fervently but every 7 second seems a but much.
Maybe it's supposed to be "7 times/day on average"?

Well maybe it's a decent average then?

Personally i think about sex consistantly. No matter what else i'm doing, at least 15% of my cognitive ability is dedicated to thinking about ****ing someone.

Procasinator · 06-12-2007 11:06AM

Dragan wrote: »

Well maybe it's a decent average then?

Personally i think about sex consistantly. No matter what else i'm doing, at least 15% of my cognitive ability is dedicated to thinking about ****ing someone.

How much of your cognitive ability is used in working your favourite hand? Cause you're going to need to be relieving yourself a hell of a lot.

Tar.Aldarion · 06-12-2007 11:07AM

I think about sex, once a thought.

Dragan · 06-12-2007 11:08AM

Procasinator wrote: »

How much of your cognitive ability is used in working your favourite hand? Cause you're going to need to be relieving yourself a hell of a lot.

Why?

Do you mean to tell me every time you think about sex you need to rub one out?

Surely you can have a little more self control than that?

blindman · 06-12-2007 11:12AM

I'm thinking about, thinking about sex now.

Procasinator · 06-12-2007 11:12AM

Dragan wrote: »

Why?

Do you mean to tell me every time you think about sex you need to rub one out?

Surely you can have a little more self control than that?

Yes and no. I find it is a bit cumulative. If I sat down for the 3 hours constantly thinking about bumping the uglies, I'd be ready to explode. If you are 15% dedicated to it at all times, I'd say a stroke of the arm would set you off.

monkeyfudge · 06-12-2007 11:13AM

I've been awake for about 3 hours now... I've probably thought about sex twice.

Monkeys is another matter entirely though....

blindman · 06-12-2007 11:17AM

Procasinator wrote: »

Yes and no. I find it is a bit cumulative. If I sat down for the 3 hours constantly thinking about bumping the uglies, I'd be ready to explode. If you are 15% dedicated to it at all times, I'd say a stroke of the arm would set you off.

What? somebody is quicker than 2 stroke.

Zulu · 06-12-2007 11:19AM

I have a taught every 7 seconds when I'm having sex.

doonothing · 06-12-2007 11:20AM

7 seconds is such bollocks. It's more like every 20 min - an hour. Realistically.

megadodge · 06-12-2007 11:25AM

Did she say "FACT" really loudly after she told you this because then its a FACT

I know for a fact that when somebody says "I know for a fact" they DON'T know for a fact.

Lawless_Samurai · 06-12-2007 11:27AM

Deleted User wrote: »

She kept insisting it was a fact because she had read about it in her biology book.

People like that really annoy the crap outta me! They hear or read about something and in an instant they're an expert on the subject and only they're opinion matters! What a load of crap!

rob l wrote:

Did she say "FACT" really loudly after she told you this because then its a FACT

My friend says this too which again is REALLY annoying!!! :mad::mad::mad:

Anyway back on topic I reckon its a load of bull unless its the Todd

:):D

GaryL · 06-12-2007 11:43AM

It depends how horny you are obviously, which leads me on to a question.

I don't think I've gone a week without masturbating since the day pulling my foreskin back wasn't painful. Usually once a day is enough. The next day I'd probably feel the need for another. Sometimes not. If I go 2 days I would certainly be looking for any opportunity to pull my togger. Eventually I simply have to do it because I'm thinking about it so much.

Does this feeling get stronger and stronger all the time or does there eventually come a point (after a couple of weeks) where you get over it?

Also, when does the white stuff stop building up because if I've gone a week without doing it I'm not far off hitting the bloody ceiling.

Procasinator · 06-12-2007 11:44AM

Go to PI youngfella!

blah · 06-12-2007 12:13PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

(please note - I am female and as well as typing on the computer, at the moment I'm doing th ironing, mopping the floor and filling the dishwasher as well as grooming the dog, mowing the lawn, hanging clothes on the line and checking my diary for tomorrows tasks.....)

And thinking about sex, right?

Mr. CooL ICE · 06-12-2007 01:14PM

Wacker wrote: »

Seven seconds?! I think about Batman every seven seconds, but that is as close as it gets!

Are you sexually attracted to batman?

I probably think about sex every 7 seconds but only watching porn. In between thinking about sex, I tend to mentally scream at the characters on screen telling them "NO!!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FIX A BLOODY WASHING MACHINE!!!"

Reku · 06-12-2007 01:16PM

blah wrote: »

And thinking about sex, right?

Probably more than just thinking about...:D

And lets be honest, lads only actually think about sex ONCE per day, it's a very long, rambling thought that can last all of up to 24hrs, but we still only think about it once per day.:D

Endasaurus · 06-12-2007 01:23PM

Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more. :cool:

froosh69 · 06-12-2007 02:55PM

complete and utter bull****.

it's too much of a generalisation. However, when you do think about sex, it releases testosterone, which makes your facial hair grow faster...

so if you have to shave twice a day, like i do, then i'd say seven seconds is about right...

however..i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

seamus · 06-12-2007 03:04PM

The only accurate thing about this thread is the title. Men think about sex. FACT.

Procasinator · 06-12-2007 04:27PM

seamus wrote: »

The only accurate thing about this thread is the title. Men think about sex. FACT.

Even that can be put into disrepute, considering some men are brain dead. FACT.

I think we can safely say though that most men don't think about it as regularly as the OP was told. I mean, this is After Hours, if the pervs here don't think about it that much no one does.

seamus · 06-12-2007 04:38PM

Brain dead people aren't people. They're corpses. FACT.

mc nuggets · 06-12-2007 04:40PM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I've been awake for about 3 hours now... I've probably thought about sex twice.

Monkeys is another matter entirely though....

Maybe you could roll the two into one :eek:

stratospheres · 06-12-2007 06:07PM

Now I'm thinking about sex!

constitutionus · 06-12-2007 06:19PM

yup this is completely true.....and the same runs true for women.

of course in womens case, evey seven seconds they think of shoes

GerryRyan · 06-12-2007 08:19PM

Ha, I can tell you now that I know of a few girls (19-20 y.o) who admit to thinking about it constantly ... and the stuff they come out with would shock any sexed up male. Tis what I get for being in a course with 3:1 female:male ratio.

Just sayin. We're all guilty of it ... well not every 7 seconds, every 7 minutes maybe

sebastianlieken · 06-12-2007 08:27PM

wat they prob mean by "every 7 seconds" is 1 in every seconds, or 1/7th of our time, which might be true (dreams n such)

but then again, no way to prove it.

77% of FACTS and statistics are made up on the spot you know....FACT

Stabshauptmann · 06-12-2007 08:38PM

its a "fact" that was in some ad campaign.

Michael Collins · 06-12-2007 09:49PM

megadodge wrote: »

I know for a fact that when somebody says "I know for a fact" they DON'T know for a fact.

FACT!

TheEx · 06-12-2007 09:58PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

This is true!

As for the 7 seconds thing I googled it and and "urban legends" website came up saying it's fiction. I'd say some women think about sex more often than some men and probaly alot of men think about it more than women, but every 7 seconds is ridiculous when you take into account the fact that a man can't multi-task (well alot of them) every male driving a car/bus/plane would probably be dead by now if they let their mind wander so often.....

(please note - I am female and as well as typing on the computer, at the moment I'm doing th ironing, mopping the floor and filling the dishwasher as well as grooming the dog, mowing the lawn, hanging clothes on the line and checking my diary for tomorrows tasks.....)

Agreed - they definately don't.

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