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my morning Terminator shower routine

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  • #62
    Fanny Cradock
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    I must admit that I found the M & M's thing funny, this less so. It was disappointing to find that they were both copied and pasted from 'the internet' though.


  • #63
    alienhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭alienhead


    Fanny Cradock wrote: »
    I must admit that I found the M & M's thing funny, this less so. It was disappointing to find that they were both copied and pasted from 'the internet' though.

    you're talking about the bateman bit, ye?


  • #64
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,010 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    I'm trying this tomorrow morning


  • #65
    alienhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭alienhead


    this has to be bumped....

    oh, this is also good

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHh3ykPQEl4


  • #66
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'm gonna give this a go later on!


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  • #67
    Dalfiatach
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    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    And people said the OP was weird...

    Edit: meh. Stupid movie references.

    Anyways, I must confess I sometimes do the whole cyborg targeting eyes thing when walking down the street too...


  • #68
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    magick wrote: »
    (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked)

    oh come on she was the hottest thing i've ever seen!!!


  • #69
    turf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭turf


    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



    one of my favourite movie scenes ever... he doesnt get to act to his full potential in batman.


  • #70
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Krieg wrote: »
    I managed to stop doing that :p
    However, Jean luc picard and the enterprise are still flying around my empty brain (space) and controlling me... actually Im going to save this for the PI forum some day.

    I think Eddie Murphy read this, you should sue him for intellectual property rights.


  • #71
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    You're really weird...

    Seconded


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  • #72
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy

    Anyone who didn't even smirk at this should pack up their bags and leave the planet. You are officially devoid of a sense of humour / imagination. Pure jeanyuss :pac:

    "..shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg.."

    lol


  • #73
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    This copypasta is delicious.......


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