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Clone a willy

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Actually that looks great, and yor ma's birthday is coming up to!

    Seriously though, I saw a programme before of a guy heading off for 6 months with the army and he made one for his gf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I'm just off capel street ... am sure I could get one if i tried.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    did you check ann summers? are you sure your wife would want it ? maybe she would prefer to clone someone else - you could be opening up a whole can of worms?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Sweet!
    I can finally know the pleasures of ****ing myself! *sniffles* its like a dream come true :')


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    azezil wrote:
    Sweet!
    I can finally know the pleasures of ****ing myself! *sniffles* its like a dream come true :')

    you have issues :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    I dont think it's a good idea in my case, replicating a totem of such power as the one that exists beyond my zipper could rip a whole in space time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I saw one in that shop in Temple bar. The one near the bad ass cafe that is attached to the piercing place. It has a silver outline and has colourful clothes in the window. Can' remember the name, sorry! I saw one there a few weeks ago. i remember because I pointed it out to my bf and we thought it was hilarious!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,314 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    lol, down lower on the page i see they also have a kit to clone ladies parts... for half the price


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭brightkane


    would idealy like an irish store that delivered, but thanks for the feedback!


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I wonder if you could get one in the shape of a meat hook? I have just the person in mind.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    azezil wrote:
    Sweet!
    I can finally know the pleasures of ****ing myself! *sniffles* its like a dream come true :')

    That is disturbing :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 emilyc


    watna wrote:
    I saw one in that shop in Temple bar. The one near the bad ass cafe that is attached to the piercing place. It has a silver outline and has colourful clothes in the window. Can' remember the name, sorry! I saw one there a few weeks ago. i remember because I pointed it out to my bf and we thought it was hilarious!

    I think it's called Ad Hoc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭brightkane


    I will have a look for that place, cheers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Overheal wrote:
    That is disturbing :confused:
    That is azezil.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 792 ✭✭✭juuge


    I was away for six months and my gf told me that during that time she never ever thought about sex - ahh I'm soooo fortunate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Nope, just gullible ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    brightkane wrote:
    want it a pressie for the mrs!

    what you got aint good enough? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    what you got aint good enough? :p
    Well, seeing as he's planning to replicate what he's already got ... :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭muboop1


    Well, seeing as he's planning to replicate what he's already got ... :confused:
    prob never clicked the link...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I heard the ones made from porn star cocks are scaled upward to increase their donkeyesque status. You should do that OP. I'm sure your gf dreams of a six incher.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    think I'll hold out for the stem cell version


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Lurk


    Here's the dildo version: Cloneboy Cast Your Own Dildo

    And one for the gents: Clone-a-Pussy

    Links are NSFW.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Website says that this crowd deliver to Ireland OP. NSFW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭brightkane


    Thanks for the help folks, ended up getting it here

    NSFW http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_make_your_own_dildo.htm

    $53 including delivery, i will let u know how i get on!


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