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how long is a piece of string?

  • 16-09-2007 11:46AM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭


    I am just sick of people asking me how long a piece of string is


    does anyone here know?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


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  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
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    No! it's a bit shorter ;)
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  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
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    No! it's a bit longer. ;)
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 459 ✭✭b0bsquish


    easy its [SIZE=-1]double the length from one side to the middle! :D
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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    7

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


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    Image Credit: Fredrik Johansson
    Some rights reserved


    What is a space elevator?
    A space elevator (also called a space bridge, or a beanstalk) is a very long, very strong cable or ribbon. One end is anchored to the Earth's surface and the other end is attached to a satellite orbiting at a height of at least 20,000 miles (36,000 kilometers).

    At this height, known as geosynchronous orbit, the satellite orbits the Earth at the same rate as the earth's rotation, so it stays over the same geographical point on the ground. Communications satellites are typically found in geosynchronous orbit.

    note: the string would have to be tethered at the equator


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    the meaning of life is 42


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Oman wrote:
    the meaning of life is 42

    Nah, thats just the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

    Garlic and Cheese chips are the meaning of life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
    ...and everything.

    Therefor the answer to how long a piece of string is: 42


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    Therefor the answer to how long a piece of string is: 42


    thats brilliant thanks DamoElDiablo


    now anyone know what units that is in, 42 what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Thats a more complicated question for a much more powerful computer that I will design. I may need a few thousand years...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭pd101


    I measured a piece of string and it was 23cm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    thats brilliant thanks DamoElDiablo

    Damo? i was the one who said it in the first place. man you used to be cool


    Join Boards.tv


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    Oman wrote:
    Damo? i was the one who said it in the first place. man you used to be cool


    Join Boards.tv


    i needed confirmation, but yeah, thanks to you too i suppose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Oman you merely stated it was the meaning to life...

    I said it's the answer to EVERYTHING.

    The question then is what units of measurement?

    Well folks, I have the answer.

    A piece of string is 42 stri's long.

    A stri is a measurement equal to 1/42 of the piece of string.

    <_<

    >_>

    Case closed, mods please lock...

    *runs away*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Can I say "Yore MA is a piece of string"?

    I think thats a good answer!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,445 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    twice as long as half the length.

    or

    half as long as twice the length




    I think thats a good answer!
    You're on your own there.





    How deep is half a hole?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki







    How deep is half a hole?

    once apon a time a person was locked in a room with just a table and a mirror, no doors or windows
    to get out.....

    he looked into the mirror at therefection of the table and he "saw the table"
    now the table was sawn (in two)
    he got the 2 halves and made a w(hole)
    then he just climbed out the hole

    anyway back on topic, how long is a piece of string?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    How deep is half a hole?

    How slutty is half a ho?


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,445 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    MMMmmm half a ho


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    mukki wrote:
    I am just sick of people asking me how long a piece of string is


    does anyone here know?
    Twice the distance from the middle to one end. Simple really.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Stringing me along?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Holck you fraud, that's not string, it's cheese!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I've just standardised the length of a piece of string at 14.5 cm. There is a piece on it's way to that place in Paris to be put in a vacuum chamber for future reference. End of discussion!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Dear sir boneless,

    You have neither the authority or the cojones to pull off such a feat.

    Not the bones. *cough*

    Regards,

    Me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Dear sir boneless,

    You have neither the authority or the cojones to pull off such a feat.

    Not the bones. *cough*

    Regards,

    Me.

    Tis done none-the-less.... see my lawyers...


    Man, it's great to be back in the Nest!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fig.20.gif
    To measure the solar year length, one can note the interval of time
    between two passages of the sun past the same star in the heavens;
    (for example, the period between two of its passages past one of the stars shown in figure 20.)

    This would be the period of apparent revolution of the sun in the celestial sphere,
    or rather
    the period of one revolution of the earth in its orbit.
    This period is called the sidereal year, because it is fixed by the stars.

    In ancient times
    as the stars could not be seen near the sun,
    -the moon was used as reference.
    Before sunset, the distance between the moon and the sun was determined.
    After sunset when the star appeared,
    -the distance between the star and the moon was measured.
    Adjusting for the motion of the moon between the two measurements,
    the arc distance between the sun and the star could thus be learned from day to day.

    Edited from: http://www.physics.csbsju.edu/astro/newcomb/II.6.html


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,177 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
    To compare, the size of an atom is roughly 10^-10 m and the size of a proton is 10^-15 m. To imagine the Planck length: you can stretch along the diameter of an atom the same number of strings as the number of atoms you can line up to Proxima Centauri (the nearest star to Earth after the Sun). The tension of a string (8.9×10^42 newtons) is about 10^41 times the tension of an average piano string (735 newtons).

    So a string is 0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 01 meters long


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