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I'm leaving on a jet plane... [thread O the WEEK!!]

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Told ye so! You just have to get away from the sticks and out some. Get her number or email?
    yeah yeah.. maybe i've just stayed in the sticks to assure that only someone special can pick me up on her radar? hmm? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    ... is constantly boasting about his "ping" ratio! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    got a good lesson of ratio's and fractions from myself.. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    One would have thought that when he realised he was only 3/4 the size of a REAL man it would have quietened him ... but no ... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    was fairly silenced once he figured out he was 2/3 of a young male :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Just because my legs are short! :(

    It just causes a tripod effect, tbh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    has legs 4" long? i knew you were looking up at me.. but i figured for a different reason! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    There is only one of us to whom the phrase "4 inches" applies, Wun Hung Lo ... and it ain't me! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Wun Hung Lo ... and it ain't me! :p
    thanks for being honest about it man.. we all know I'm well hung (hung fairly low, you could say..) but seriously, thanks for verification and honesty - it means a lot to me :p

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Well, given that yore in China ... maybe you ARE "well-hung" for the first time in yore life!!!!111!!1 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Keep telling yoreself that, anyway ... :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    I dont have to.. the busses keep confirming it :o:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    OK ... now he thinks the Chinese buses are chatting him up! :rolleyes:

    Could someone send his medication out to him, please?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    don't forget my chinese girlie challange boy.
    I want my inbox full of hawt chinese girlies offering themselves to me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    bring me back some dim sum yum yum yum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Only 2 more days of (relative!) peace ... :(:(:(


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Randy claims to be a relative?:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    :eek: Dear Gawd! NOOOOOOOOO!!111!!11 :eek:

    I have enough trouble in meh life!!1 :p


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Methought I was going to get a lecture on the Theory of Relatives from Randy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Would be a short lecture:

    "You can choose your friends, you can't choose your relatives. Class dismissed!" :D


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gosh, although a short lecture, my eyes started to droop. You haven't lost the touch prof!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You haven't lost the touch prof!
    True, very true!! :D

    /ignores rest of message :p

    Actually, back OT (as if it mattered!!) I'm surprised the Rickmeister isn't on to harass us, he landed home a couple of hours ago.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Actually, back OT (as if it mattered!!) I'm surprised the Rickmeister isn't on to harass us, he landed home a couple of hours ago.
    Dub or Shannon? Maybe he sprouted wings like a stork and is bring back a baby in a nappy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Dublin ... but he originally thought he would be home around 5 ... obviously not.

    And he needs a nappy all right, though not for that reason :rolleyes: ... just read the underwear thread!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    its true.. i have returned.. :D

    now, let me eat, get rid of the no-food for up34707230 hours nausia, then have tCN-age and post pics \o/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Pics, you say? >_>

    1181592539-kittehsUntitled10.jpg
    Challengepussy wished that some of the older
    Chinese girls would take a fancy to him ...


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Looks like CM pooped out? Got to watch that China diet! Mao's revenge especially! Then again, as slow as he is eating with chop sticks, I'm surprised he didn't starve!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    S'funneh, you would think he would be used to handling a chopstick ... ¬_¬




    I think the third time he typed a line of "gh"s with his nose he reckoned it was time for bed! :D


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A Taibhse's kiss reveals a prince or a frog in lads who sleep on yonder Green Isle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    oi oi oi!! my chopstick skills are quite fine thank you. infact, I challenge you to a chopstick er.. match.. or something! :p

    Taibhse's kiss? hmmm.. care to put it to the test? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    alright, pics!

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    edited: added more, still lots moar to come :D


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