Go all the way on the Dart

gazzer · 01-08-2007 03:49PM #1

Was anybody reading that story about the couple that had sex last year on the Dart to Bray?? The story was in a few of the tabloids over the last few days. The female of the couple was up in court last Friday for gross indecancy..

The 'ladys' mother and sister were interviewed in the paper yesterday and were on the Adrian Kennedy show last night. They were basically giving out saying that they were so embarrassed because of what the papers were saying and that the daughter didnt even know she was going to be charged until she was arrested in Mountjoy on Friday (she is in there for another offence) for the offence. Apparantly her partner in crime is in Mountjoy also but for some reason he wasnt arrested.

The thing that pissed me off was the family were giving out about the media introuding on their life. The mother has a son who has a brian tumour and understandably is pretty stressed out. However at no point did they put the blame for the extra stress the family are going through on the couple.. "They were both junkies and didnt know what there were doing" was the only excuse the family would give. So apparantly if you smoke gear on the dart you get an overwhelming urge to pull down your trackie bottoms and shag.

artnotort · 01-08-2007 03:51PM

the poor mother.

nice1franko · 01-08-2007 03:53PM

smack heads is smack heads... forgive them for they know not what they do.

or shoot them.

either way, I'm easy.

artnotort · 01-08-2007 03:54PM

i diagree with you about the drugs issue though. people on drugs dont think the same they simply arent in the same state of mind and i do think it can be said if they werent out of their heads they probably wouldnt have done it. plenty of sober people take the dart and feel no urge to ride so i think it's a fair assumption.

Black Swan · 01-08-2007 03:57PM

gazzer wrote:

in Mountjoy

Fratton Fred · 01-08-2007 04:01PM

artnotort wrote:

i diagree with you about the drugs issue though. people on drugs dont think the same they simply arent in the same state of mind and i do think it can be said if they werent out of their heads they probably wouldnt have done it. plenty of sober people take the dart and feel no urge to ride so i think it's a fair assumption.

so if you are pissed and decide to drive and end up killing someone, you should be let off because you're err pissed

being off your head is no excuse.

digitally-yours · 01-08-2007 04:02PM

Mountjoy

Makes sense !:D

AlmightyCushion · 01-08-2007 04:11PM

nice1franko wrote:

I'm easy.

a/s/l

Tha Gopher · 01-08-2007 04:18PM

gazzer wrote:

The 'ladys' mother and sister were interviewed in the paper yesterday and were on the Adrian Kennedy show last night.

If I had stopped reading here I probably could have guessed they were incarcerated junkies tbh

Kennedy is an arsehole

Alanthroneus · 01-08-2007 04:23PM

nice1franko wrote:

either way, I'm easy.

thats what she said...... now shes in court...... huh life's a bitch

Dragan · 01-08-2007 04:51PM

artnotort wrote:

i diagree with you about the drugs issue though. people on drugs dont think the same they simply arent in the same state of mind and i do think it can be said if they werent out of their heads they probably wouldnt have done it. plenty of sober people take the dart and feel no urge to ride so i think it's a fair assumption.

Hmm....if you take something that knowingly puts you in a situation to act in a way your wouldn't you should still be responsible. You took the step the get there afterall.

layke · 01-08-2007 04:54PM

Did anyone not stop to thank her for the show? How bloody ungrateful of those passengers.

Anyway for your reading pleasure ::

http://www.currychips.com/archives/2007/07/free_the_ballybrack_one.html#more

spurious · 01-08-2007 04:58PM

I thought heroin killed the libido - crikey what must they be like when they're straight?:rolleyes:

layke · 01-08-2007 04:59PM

Has anyone here ever had a poke at their partner in a public place?

AlmightyCushion · 01-08-2007 04:59PM

layke wrote:

Did anyone not stop to thank her for the show? How bloody ungrateful of those passengers.

Anyway for your reading pleasure ::

http://www.currychips.com/archives/2007/07/free_the_ballybrack_one.html#more

Deano: "Heeyoh. Getcharr gums round me plums wha?"
Debbie: "Heeyoh? On de train?"
Deano: "Ah go wan." [makes cow eyes]
Debbie: "Ah ROIGHT. Jaysus. Hold on teh me gum."
Deano: "Sound."
Debbie: [glomp]
Commuters: [tutting and other shocked noises]
Debbie [removes plod] "WAH CHEW LOOKIN' AH? YEH NEVOH SEEN A BEAUTIFUL LUV ACT LIKE DIS BEFORE NO?" [pops plod back in]
Deano: "Fair play t'yeh Debbie, you tellum."

Ha ha fúcking brilliant.

Zebra3 · 01-08-2007 05:53PM

Who would possibly want any action with anything as mutant as that? :eek:

And I don't think they were having sex. The papers reported "she performed a sex act" which is usually innuendo for "she was giving head".

admiralofthefleet · 01-08-2007 07:39PM

thats the beauty of living in cromlech fields

lemansky · 01-08-2007 09:48PM

I didn't like the discussion on the phone show last night because not enough of the usual experts phoned in.
It had the potential to be a good topic but as usual one or two people managed to kill it with their incredible insights and debating skills.

At most on the phone show you can expect a laugh and I didn't even get that from the conversation, although the image of that happening on the DART amused me:D

psicic · 01-08-2007 11:10PM

If the film 'Crank' has taught us anything, it's that the real crime was (quite literally) the head on your one. If she had been fit - or if it had been two good looking women having a bit of a minge-nibble - then a crowd of impressed onlookers would have gathered around and cheered them on. Grannies could point out to their grandchildren how good the participants techniques were and tell little Timmy the real reason they always carry around a pack of mints (hint: starts with 'rim' and ends in 'ing'); estranged lovers would suddenly find themselves drawn back to each other. In fact, everyone on the train would have left a better person for the experience.

As it was, a pair of smackhead uggos were performing lewd acts, probably pretty badly. Lock 'em up.

Nailz · 01-08-2007 11:56PM

Maybe the DART gave extra vibration to it

...

Tha Gopher · 02-08-2007 12:20AM

Maybe she challenged him to it after he said the tunnel was nearly as wide as her box......

Or maybe he knew she was the "Ill prove ya long ya big bleedin prick!" type, and it was an elaborate ruse. Trick like that on a lady, card carrying member of the players club clearly

Kintarō Hattori · 02-08-2007 12:32AM

Nailz wrote:

Maybe the DART gave extra vibration to it ...

That's really bad- go lock yourself in the cupboard!!!

Nailz · 02-08-2007 01:03AM

Hey man, a guy can't make a joke around here??? I was only messing. And ehhhh... cardboard??? That's... well, odd.

2 stroke · 02-08-2007 01:32AM

Was anybody reading that story about the couple that had sex last year on the Dart to Bray?? The story was in a few of the tabloids over the last few days

A shiver went up my spine when I started reading this. Thought it was about me and gf. No drugs or chloroform involved.

latenia · 02-08-2007 01:47AM

layke wrote:

Did anyone not stop to thank her for the show? How bloody ungrateful of those passengers.

Anyway for your reading pleasure ::

http://www.currychips.com/archives/2007/07/free_the_ballybrack_one.html#more

I'd hit it

johnny_ultimate · 02-08-2007 01:53AM

I went all the way on the DART once...

Greystones to Howth of course

AlmightyCushion · 02-08-2007 09:26AM

johnny_ultimate wrote:

I went all the way on the DART once...
Greystones to Howth of course

Way to ruin the ending for me.

Fratton Fred · 02-08-2007 10:38AM

johnny_ultimate wrote:

I went all the way on the DART once...
Greystones to Howth of course

Howth to Greystones

You could have met someone, bought them flowers/dinner had sex and broken up by the time you got off :eek:

The real crime here is the "R" in DART.

layke · 02-08-2007 10:53AM

All i'm saying is we as a country are yet to fully embrace dogging like our British neighbours.

K-9 · 02-08-2007 01:21PM

layke wrote:

All i'm saying is we as a country are yet to fully embrace dogging like our British neighbours.

Did you look at her picture! Not doing too bad.

psicic · 02-08-2007 07:41PM

latenia wrote:

I'd hit it

yeah - with nukes from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Go all the way on the Dart

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