HAPPYGIRL, This is how we think.

smashey · 12-07-2007 12:26AM #1

I found this in another forum and while I apologise for stealing itI thank ctc_celtic for posting it.

Ex-girlfriend phoned me today

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................

So I told her to feck off.

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 12:42AM

Saw it already. Its so funny that ye want to be protrayed as total ****.
so knock yourselves out lads i wouldn't expect anything more from ye.

You see us women love those jokes almost as much as ye do, it just helps reinforce our point that men are genetically wired to never grow up.
Any more?

smashey · 12-07-2007 12:43AM

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Saw it already. Its so funny that ye want to be protrayed as total ****.
so knock yourselves out lads i wouldn't expect anything more from ye.
You see us women love those jokes almost as much as ye do, it just helps reinforce our point that men are genetically wired to never grow up.
Any more?

Whereas some wimmins might be genetically wired to grow out.

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 12:45AM

smashey wrote:

Whereas some wimmins might be genetically wired to grow out.

Maybe some but not all.

scojones · 12-07-2007 12:49AM

Legend.

bronte · 12-07-2007 01:05AM

I have to say I love the term "wimmens"
I find it adorable!!

Jesus Wept · 12-07-2007 01:14AM

It's wimmins love. :rolleyes:

bronte · 12-07-2007 01:17AM

Sorry hun, still gettin used to this forum

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2007 01:22AM

everything ok happygirl?:) have you been at the wine again

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 01:29AM

admiralofthefleet wrote:

everything ok happygirl?:) have you been at the wine again

Totally sober actually. how about you. I'm surprised it took you so long to join in the 'try to take the piss out of me thread'. I'm still waiting for a real contender!!

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2007 01:31AM

grand thanks, having a drink. i wouldnt take the piss out of you, do the other brothers not realise that happygirl is an honourary member?

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 01:32AM

Rigger your very quiet tonight mid week slump or have you just run out of witty quips?

Hi bronte take no notice of the men around here. they haven't a clue god love them. :rolleyes:

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 01:36AM

admiralofthefleet wrote:

grand thanks, having a drink. i wouldnt take the piss out of you, do the other brothers not realise that happygirl is an honourary member?

Is an honourary member better than an ordinary member. yipee
you've finally recognised my worth!
thanks admiral I'm sure the brothers realise it now.

bronte · 12-07-2007 01:37AM

heya girl!

they'll get there in the end!

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2007 01:37AM

yeah it is, remember last week when you were invited into bgrh

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 01:46AM

admiralofthefleet wrote:

yeah it is, remember last week when you were invited into bgrh

Of course i remember how could i forget, such an honour.
When are we having the ceremony, could do with a piss up
One question though do members have to go into the snug, or can we drink in the main bar?

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2007 01:49AM

the bar is your oyster, explore. get's a guinness while you're there, please

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 01:53AM

funny man

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2007 01:55AM

who? tommy cooper, yeah he is funny, prefer les dennis myself

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 01:56AM

bronte, you must get some pictures and join us in proper order pictures some day. not that i cant deal with the men, but with two of us, they'd have no chance.

Jesus Wept · 12-07-2007 01:57AM

bronte wrote:

Sorry hun, still gettin used to this forum

lol, I was just being difficult, I like the 'wimmins's term too

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 01:58AM

admiral i'd keep that quiet if i were you.

Jesus Wept · 12-07-2007 01:59AM

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Rigger your very quiet tonight mid week slump or have you just run out of witty quips?

Hi bronte take no notice of the men around here. they haven't a clue god love them. :rolleyes:

plenty more where that came from.

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2007 02:00AM

why? they were legends. tommy cooper: "i had a dream last night that i ate a giant marshmallow, woke up this morning and the pillow was gone". classic:D

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 02:04AM

ok i am lol. now lads care to share with us how ye really think?
since this was the topic of the thread.

bronte · 12-07-2007 02:05AM

youre well able for them hun!!
It will happen! I will collect some proper order pics and contribute!

bronte · 12-07-2007 02:07AM

rigger everyone's entitled to their diva moments!!

Kinetic^ · 12-07-2007 02:08AM

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

ok i am lol. now lads care to share with us how ye really think?
since this was the topic of the thread.

Lose your clothes and we'll get started!!!

HAPPYGIRL · 12-07-2007 02:11AM

who kenny, bronte or me?

Kinetic^ · 12-07-2007 02:13AM

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

who kenny, bronte or me?

You'll do for starters.

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2007 02:13AM

have you got webcam?:D

HAPPYGIRL, This is how we think.

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