Ask Naic (CIAN) and Oprah Winfrey

Chillwithcian · 09-07-2007 12:06PM #1

Post your deep personal problems and issues and I will try and awnser them in an open honest and truthfull way (Not Really this bieng TCN and all).

Im not Oprah Winfrey, just took over her body for the day!;)

So who wants to tell me about their saucy affairs, dysfunctional familys and alcoholic teens gone down the pan :eek:

Im all ears to your questions dearys!

Matt Holck · 09-07-2007 08:38PM

my winter home is being foreclosed
and they said they would build a new one
but I have so many memories there
watching the birds and bees
and the few around would smile with me

Chillwithcian · 09-07-2007 09:21PM

Oprah and Niac say: Get a hobby other then poetry and/or a life

challengemaster · 09-07-2007 10:27PM

I iz sad

Chillwithcian · 09-07-2007 10:33PM

Niac and Oprah says: You need to discover the inner you, find your inner self and feel the need for love and support from those around you.

OR...if thats too hard

Stuff your face with choclate untill the guilt eating makes you fell sweet and all better

*Side effects may occur including vomiting, heartburn and indigestion

challengemaster · 09-07-2007 10:36PM

hmm.. no none of those are suitable solutions... and i iz moar sad now

Chillwithcian · 09-07-2007 10:40PM

Niac and Oprah says: look at a lads mag, would that make you happy?

challengemaster · 09-07-2007 10:41PM

no.. that'd make it worse!

Chillwithcian · 09-07-2007 10:44PM

Niac and Oprah says: Is it a love problem? Could she be worth it? Is she cheating on you?
OOOOhhh...you poor dear

Chillwithcian · 09-07-2007 10:54PM

Sorry Oprah is no longer available, she was killed by Tom Cruise after she went back to her own body...

Niac will no be awnsering your troubles little deary's!

challengemaster · 09-07-2007 11:28PM

Black Swan · 10-07-2007 01:08AM

Sticks tongue out at Chilly and blows raspberries.

Ahhhhhhh, poor CM. I know what will help! How about a big surreal hug and kiss!

challengemaster · 10-07-2007 01:11AM

that might have helped somewhat....

sidneykidney · 10-07-2007 01:16AM

i am lonely,noone likes or loves me please please gimmie something to live for.

Chillwithcian · 10-07-2007 02:28PM

Niac says: What do you feel is hindering you in your quest for happyness?

(Get some SEX man!)

challengemaster · 10-07-2007 02:31PM

Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm leaving my woman behind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.

And I don't know where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
Well, when this train ends I'll try again,
But I'm leaving my woman at home.

(chorus)
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind.

Train roll on many miles from my home,
See, I'm riding my blues away.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
But somehow I've got to carry on.

Chillwithcian · 10-07-2007 02:33PM

Niac says: maybe you should try singing as your life goal?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 10-07-2007 02:47PM

My runners squeak when I walk...

Chillwithcian · 10-07-2007 02:52PM

Naic says: Buy new runners

OR

Wear 3 pairs of socks instead of runners

OR

Wrap Duck Tape around your feet for a pernament solution

OR

Cry

challengemaster · 12-07-2007 04:29PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ujEB1n-BY

Chillwithcian · 13-07-2007 12:58PM

Niac says: buy a fire extinguisher

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