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I loved the orange juice! Never thought there was anything dodgy about it it all, in fact if the canteen ran out of orange juice most of it was probably my fault cos I drank so much of the stuff.

Some of us remember when it was centrifuged...

Sesh 2, '03. The class was called Medical Somethingorother. They took a sample of the orange juice, and apparently it contained 25% mayonaisse. That's where the 'weird ideas' came from.

I think mayonaisse is an emulsifier. Then again, with that percentage I think the mayonaisse would have to make a bid to take complete ownership of the orange juice.

It remember at CTYI when someone explained what mayonaise was made of. Actually they never finished the explanation, they always stopped after the first line: "90% of sperm samples are rejected . . . ".