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The Peace Pipe Thread

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  • #32
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Quitter... I'm disapointed!


  • #33
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Hail 2 Da Chimp, I think myself and you are on the same level buddy :) Can you pass me the pipe when you're finished with it?


  • #34
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    no joke.gave up chasing the dragon.


  • #35
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    justagirlinabar wrote:
    no joke.gave up chasing the dragon.
    I got bit by a bumble bee once...

    Jager did you by any chance get your name from a certain drink which can be mixed with red bull to make a cure for any type of soberity?


  • #36
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Chased the dragon once and will never do it again!!!! *Pass that pipe whichever one of you punks has it*


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  • #37
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Na Hail 2 Da Chimp, I spelt the username wrongly when I signed up. Its supposed to be DarkJaeger which means "Dark Shadow" in German..... I love jager bombs though!!! :)


  • #38
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    DarkJager wrote:
    Chased the dragon once and will never do it again!!!! *Pass that pipe whichever one of you punks has it*
    good boy. i have given it up 3 times now.


  • #39
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Good girl, try to stay off it all together hun!!!! Stick to da XTC :)


  • #40
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    stickn to the sticky


  • #41
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Weed? Man this thread is turnin into one of my favorites!!! Where is Da Chimp gone?


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  • #42
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'm climbing a tree... Us chimps are naturals you know!


  • #43
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I'm off my tree....on a mix of Buckfast and a substance that shall remain unnamed!!!!!


  • #44
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    lol


  • #45
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Actually, I should introduce you to a saying I'm using a lot lately..... "I'm off my ****in snake!"


  • #46
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    i like it. i think i can use it.:D


  • #47
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Let me giv you some more, which are only startin to be used In Limerick......

    "I'm off my ****in snake"

    "I'm Jaffaed out of my cake"

    "I'm Pedo'd out of my Phile"

    "I'm ****ed like a mackerel in heat"


  • #48
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Hahaha peado'd out of my phile... I'm gonna steel that!


  • #49
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    explain the second loose the third.


  • #50
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Jaffa cakes are little cake like biscuts!


  • #51
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Yeah Chimp, that Pedo'd one is one of my favorites at the moment, gets wird looks every time I say it!


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  • #52
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I like to tell people what illegal substances I have taken by shouting it in a public area frequented by off-duty gardai.


  • #53
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Sarky wrote:
    I like to tell people what illegal substances I have taken by shouting it in a public area frequented by off-duty gardai.

    I think i may know you in real life:p


  • #54
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Now that we have all entered an altered mindset i feel we can go beyond the boundaries of the normal human mindset.

    I mean i think i can now teach people how to speak to animals like i can.

    I have journied to the center of the earth without leaving this chair.

    I have met god's sister in law.

    I have encountered the original language of Adam and Eve and there is no word for apple.

    I have realized that a stuffed penguin in this room may be a spiritually advanced lifeform actually no sorry its not although wait a minute maybe....

    I need something to balance me out a bit..

    I need something to give my mind a little more peace.


  • #55
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    cannabis-joint.jpg


  • #56
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    That is a BAD joint....who the **** rolled that?


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