Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

The Peace Pipe Thread

2»

Comments

  • #32
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Quitter... I'm disapointed!


  • #33
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Hail 2 Da Chimp, I think myself and you are on the same level buddy :) Can you pass me the pipe when you're finished with it?


  • #34
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    no joke.gave up chasing the dragon.


  • #35
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    justagirlinabar wrote:
    no joke.gave up chasing the dragon.
    I got bit by a bumble bee once...

    Jager did you by any chance get your name from a certain drink which can be mixed with red bull to make a cure for any type of soberity?


  • #36
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Chased the dragon once and will never do it again!!!! *Pass that pipe whichever one of you punks has it*


  • Advertisement
  • #37
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Na Hail 2 Da Chimp, I spelt the username wrongly when I signed up. Its supposed to be DarkJaeger which means "Dark Shadow" in German..... I love jager bombs though!!! :)


  • #38
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    DarkJager wrote:
    Chased the dragon once and will never do it again!!!! *Pass that pipe whichever one of you punks has it*
    good boy. i have given it up 3 times now.


  • #39
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Good girl, try to stay off it all together hun!!!! Stick to da XTC :)


  • #40
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    stickn to the sticky


  • #41
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Weed? Man this thread is turnin into one of my favorites!!! Where is Da Chimp gone?


  • Advertisement
  • #42
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'm climbing a tree... Us chimps are naturals you know!


  • #43
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I'm off my tree....on a mix of Buckfast and a substance that shall remain unnamed!!!!!


  • #44
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    lol


  • #45
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Actually, I should introduce you to a saying I'm using a lot lately..... "I'm off my ****in snake!"


  • #46
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    i like it. i think i can use it.:D


  • #47
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Let me giv you some more, which are only startin to be used In Limerick......

    "I'm off my ****in snake"

    "I'm Jaffaed out of my cake"

    "I'm Pedo'd out of my Phile"

    "I'm ****ed like a mackerel in heat"


  • #48
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Hahaha peado'd out of my phile... I'm gonna steel that!


  • #49
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    explain the second loose the third.


  • #50
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Jaffa cakes are little cake like biscuts!


  • #51
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Yeah Chimp, that Pedo'd one is one of my favorites at the moment, gets wird looks every time I say it!


  • Advertisement
  • #52
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I like to tell people what illegal substances I have taken by shouting it in a public area frequented by off-duty gardai.


  • #53
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Sarky wrote:
    I like to tell people what illegal substances I have taken by shouting it in a public area frequented by off-duty gardai.

    I think i may know you in real life:p


  • #54
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Now that we have all entered an altered mindset i feel we can go beyond the boundaries of the normal human mindset.

    I mean i think i can now teach people how to speak to animals like i can.

    I have journied to the center of the earth without leaving this chair.

    I have met god's sister in law.

    I have encountered the original language of Adam and Eve and there is no word for apple.

    I have realized that a stuffed penguin in this room may be a spiritually advanced lifeform actually no sorry its not although wait a minute maybe....

    I need something to balance me out a bit..

    I need something to give my mind a little more peace.


  • #55
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    cannabis-joint.jpg


  • #56
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    That is a BAD joint....who the **** rolled that?


Advertisement