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Tuatha De Don.

  • 18-03-2007 01:25PM
    #1
    Dontico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭


    Hers my philosophy.
    When I was 17 I woke up in the middle of the night and relise, I was God. It is my belief that I am the single most perfect being on the planet. I was created by nature to make mankind pure. Man death equals the death of the universe.

    Here are my basic laws.

    -One must rock at least 20mins a day.
    -Be friendly to those who serve you food.
    -Go to political rallies of those who dont agree with you.
    -Always be polite.
    -Love must be enforced via law and order.

    If I started up a Peace and Love Party, would anyone join?


Comments

  • #2
    Playboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Playboy


    So bored that you have to troll? Or maybe you just need to see a therapist?


  • #3
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Have I stumbled into the drugs forum by accident? :confused:


  • #4
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Dontico wrote:
    -One must rock at least 20mins a day.
    What if you don't have a rocking chair?


  • #5
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Cake Fiend wrote:
    Have I stumbled into the drugs forum by accident? :confused:

    Well there was a long discussion on whether LSD etc could improve one's philosophical/scientific insight ages ago. ;)


  • #6
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Get a blog.

    Moved to TCN.


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  • #7
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I must save the wee turtles!
    If I dont' save the wee turtles who will!?
    AHH SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES!
    They were too quick for me!
    -Grounds Keeper Willy


  • #8
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,283 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Gordon wrote:
    What if you don't have a rocking chair?


    I think he means squatting in the corner, with your thumb in your mouth and humming loudly. Now close your eyes and rock...


    ...back and forth.


  • #9
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I good position to take if someone is beating you
    sheild the vitals


  • #10
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Do many threads get moved from TCN into other fora?


  • #11
    littlesurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    Classic,....I think more PI threads should be moved here


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  • #12
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Dontico wrote:
    Hers my philosophy.
    When I was 17 I woke up in the middle of the night and relise, I was God. It is my belief that I am the single most perfect being on the planet. I was created by nature to make mankind pure. Man death equals the death of the universe.

    Here are my basic laws.

    -One must rock at least 20mins a day.
    -Be friendly to those who serve you food.
    -Go to political rallies of those who dont agree with you.
    -Always be polite.
    -Love must be enforced via law and order.

    If I started up a Peace and Love Party, would anyone join?


    Gosh i am perfect too what are the odds?

    PEACE LOVE PEACE LOVE PEACE LOVE PEACE LOVE PEACE LOVE PEACE LOVE PEACE LOVE PEACE LOVEl LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    PPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE


  • #13
    littlesurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    I wonder would dontico be interested in some naked midnight frollicking under the willow tree?


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