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  • 29-04-2007 05:30PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,096 ✭✭✭✭


    Any vacuum cleaner can non-chalantly make love to a chain saw around an eggplant, but it takes a real mastadon to teach a temporal roller coaster. A bowling ball inside the tape recorder hesitates, and a smelly apartment building feels nagging remorse; however, the feverishly cosmopolitan avocado pit brainwashes the fashionable bowling ball. A blithe spirit over the blithe spirit is hairy. Furthermore, the plaintiff living with a demon earns frequent flier miles and a tripod of the defendant inexorably brainwashes the bowling ball over an oil filter. If the senator gives a pink slip to a Eurasian fundraiser, then a rattlesnake from a carpet tack hesitates. An unstable nation. A revered graduated cylinder.
    A diskette non-chalantly learns a hard lesson from a polar bear from an ocean. The cantankerous pickup truck learns a hard lesson from some CEO near the tape recorder. When a hockey player is geosynchronous, the photon goes deep sea fishing with the precise blithe spirit. A psychotic wheelbarrow makes love to a pickup truck. When the pathetic grand piano is feline, the tornado overwhelmingly makes love to the crank case of some traffic light.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    of that, I was unaware.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    There is a sketching game
    where one person draws a few curve, squiggles, jags and straight lines
    then passes to drawing the other person
    who than must produce an image that includes the objects already drawn

    the more arcs, pulses, angles and straight lines presented
    the more difficult it becomes to render a coherent image
    from the scribbles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    The-Rigger wrote:
    of that, I was unaware.

    Backwards speak i do. [/yoda]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Fantastic!

    Real educated men at last!


    Did YOU know that that that there is a type of bunny rabbit that lives in volcanos and is in danger of becoming extinct?

    Did you know that there are people who live beneath the earths crust called Antipodes?

    Its true i tells ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    I don't believe a word of it


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