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  • 15-04-2007 03:45PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭


    Hey yall im Ms.Dolly Parton, so you fine redneck buggers feeling mighty country today? I sure am cause ''im working 9to5...''


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    President David Palmer: Make no mistake Dolly Parton: if we unleash our military power on nations that later prove innocent, it will rank as one of the most despicable sneak attacks in history. Any chance for peace in the Middle East will vanish forever. Even if it'll cost American lives in the future, we must delay this attack until we are certain of our ground. .....Somebody get me some Monster-Munch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Matt Damon: Maaaaaaatt DAAAAmon!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Bugs Bunny: naaaaaagh wtf's up, doc?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    The next housemate to be evicted is.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    We are LIVE! We are LIVE! Don't say "f*ck" or "Bugger"!


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Lance O Lot: if ever I would leave you,
    How could it be in spring-time?
    Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so?
    Oh, no! not in spring-time!
    Summer, winter or fall!
    No, never could I leave you at all!


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