What Do You Do With A Druken Salor?!

The strong Dutch first kyu
Authors: Andrew Grant, Matthew MacFadyen, Francis Roads, 1979

What shall we do with the strong dutch first-kyu?
What shall we do with the strong dutch first-kyu?
What shall we do with the strong dutch first-kyu?
If they won't promote him?

Hooray, make him sho-dan
Hooray, make him sho-dan
Hooray, make him sho-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Make him play an even game with Kobayashi
Make him play an even game with Kobayashi
Make him play an even game with Kobayashi
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him ni-dan
Hooray, make him ni-dan
Hooray, make him ni-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Make him give a hundred komi
Make him give a hundred komi
Make him give a hundred komi
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him san-dan
Hooray, make him san-dan
Hooray, make him san-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Make him play on a plastic goban
Make him play on a plastic goban
Make him play on a plastic goban
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him yon-dan
Hooray, make him yon-dan
Hooray, make him yon-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Make him play with a patch on both eyes
Make him play with a patch on both eyes
Make him play with a patch on both eyes
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him go-dan
Hooray, make him go-dan
Hooray, make him go-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Tell him he's come to a Shogi Congress
Tell him he's come to a Shogi Congress
Tell him he's come to a Shogi Congress
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him roku-dan
Hooray, make him roku-dan
Hooray, make him roku-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Put him in atari while he's on the toilet
Put him in atari while he's on the toilet
Put him in atari while he's on the toilet
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him nana-dan
Hooray, make him nana-dan
Hooray, make him nana-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Call him to the phone when he's in byoyomi
Call him to the phone when he's in byoyomi
Call him to the phone when he's in byoyomi
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him hachi-dan
Hooray, make him hachi-dan
Hooray, make him hachi-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Lock him in his room and win by default
Lock him in his room and win by default
Lock him in his room and win by default
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him kyu-dan
Hooray, make him kyu-dan
Hooray, make him kyu-dan
Why won't they promote him?

Make him the director of the next year's Congress
Make him the director of the next year's Congress
Make him the director of the next year's Congress
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him ju-dan
Hooray, make him ju-dan
Hooray, make him ju-dan
Why won't they promote him?

That's what we do with a strong dutch first-kyu
That's what we do with a strong dutch first-kyu
That's what we do with a strong dutch first-kyu
If they won't promote him

Hooray, make him meijin
Hooray, make him meijin
Hooray, make him meijin
Why won't they promote him?