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Them Ho's...

  • 05-04-2007 11:51PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭


    Gangstas I be drunk again fo shizzle....maybe them bitches aint worth my P.I.M.P stylins but **** it...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,012 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    yarrrrrrrrrrr, well i be are drunken pirate! us pirates arrrrrrr a proud race and the only thing we hate morrre than washing and toothpaste is supa fly pimp daddy snizzle fizzle fo shizzle!! i be making u be walkin the plank arrrrrrr.

    ps i be only a newbie pirate so me be pirate speak be farrrrrrrrr from good. yarrrrrrrr


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    I'm disapointed by this thread....emot-colbert.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I'll shizzle yo motha****in tizzle my bizzle....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,012 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    them ho's, them ho's need, calcium, them ho's, them ho's need, calcium, them ho's, them ho's need, calcium, and thats a natural law!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    them ho's need tender lovin man cream.... and pearl necklaces!!! ****in ho's


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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hoe_three_compared.gif

    HOES!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'm disapointed by this thread....emot-colbert.gif
    Me too.... I expected something completly different :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    weren't we all :rolleyes: :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    DarkJager wrote:
    Gangstas I be drunk again fo shizzle....maybe them bitches aint worth my P.I.M.P stylins but **** it...


    1. You are not black.
    2. If in doubt, see 1.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Sarky, how do you know I'm not black??? :D

    His eyes are locked on her,
    Her eyes are fixed elsewhere,
    He’s confident, but he's not aware,
    She doesn't care.
    Their only connection, is the silence that they both grasp,
    he's lost control, but she’s not aware, of his stare.
    Everything seems to intimidate him, with the strobe lights flashing, her body's jolting,
    But cracking, as his eyes, spilt in two, if only she knew...
    The curtain goes down on him again…
    Everything seems to be closing in on her,
    It feels just like she is being hunted,
    But its all right, it's all good,
    She’s not aware, of his stare.
    We’ve had this date from the beginning…
    The curtain goes down on him again…
    Who remains when the curtain falls?
    Who remains when the curtain goes down...?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Sarky never answered. Unless he answered by PM. Anyone know if he answered by PM?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Santa's Ho's

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    jagar

    perhaps, you'ld like to write about bouncing a ball


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I'd prefer to write about them hos....they can also be bounced...OFF WALLS WHEN THEY DON'T PAY ME MY ****ING MONEY!!!!


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