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Men's mags

  • 04-04-2007 02:35AM
    #1
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭


    Is there any bloody proper newspapers for the jaxx?

    I mean none with the size zero (female: I wish i looked like her, Male: I wouldn't go near her with a tiny,tiny barge pole), or The latest diet? or How to keep your legs smooth ( pictures where good though!) or How to find a nice fella (somebody who will do as he's told) B*******e.

    The best was in the Mail last week. How to think you're way to bigger breasts!

    For once ladies, get thinking, get thinking!:)

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #2
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,651 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Why not just use one of the many magazines out there that are designed for the jax such as Nuts, Zoo, FHM, Total Film, Glass Eaters Monthly, bear baters almanac etc? I know that if it came to a choice between reading one of those femi-mags or the back of a bleach bottle, my own personal knowledge of peroxihydrogenism content levels in household products would become worryingly accurate. (this knowledge can become useful if you plan on making an gooey exploding toy egg. :) Do not try this at home)


  • #3
    J.S. Pill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    Archeron wrote:
    bear baters almanac

    Brilliant!

    I find the Irish Independent is the best for texture and consistency when one runs out of bog roll. I switched to the Daily Mail recently though as Kevin Myers' picture kept rubbing off on my arse.


  • #4
    sioda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sioda


    Find Stuff to be a good read while dropping a load


  • #5
    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    Seanies32 wrote:
    Is there any bloody proper newspapers for the jaxx?

    I mean none with the size zero (female: I wish i looked like her, Male: I wouldn't go near her with a tiny,tiny barge pole), or The latest diet? or How to keep your legs smooth ( pictures where good though!) or How to find a nice fella (somebody who will do as he's told) B*******e.

    The best was in the Mail last week. How to think you're way to bigger breasts!

    For once ladies, get thinking, get thinking!:)

    :confused: These don't sound like any men's mags I read. You sure your wimmin didn't swap your magazines with hers when you weren't lookin?


  • #6
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    A Primal Nut wrote:
    :confused: These don't sound like any men's mags I read. You sure your wimmin didn't swap your magazines with hers when you weren't lookin?

    Meant men's newspapers in the thread:rolleyes:

    Where can you get the good old Daily Sport?

    Seems every bloody paper u look at has those pull out sections for the women. What a pull out/off :) section for the men?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #7
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Seanies32 wrote:
    Meant men's newspapers in the thread:rolleyes:

    Where can you get the good old Daily Sport?

    Seems every bloody paper u look at has those pull out sections for the women. What a pull out/off :) section for the men?

    Ah the daily sport, 2 pages of sport, 20 pages of porn.

    They knew what their customers wanted!


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