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Victor · 24-03-2007 12:39AM #1

Not a beer gut, but a pizza belly. Does it count?

I'm not getting the male pattern baldness yet (so my dermatologist tells me), but I've a no. 2 hair cut and some grey hairs. Am I in?

Ruu_Old · 24-03-2007 12:42AM

*rubs chin* What pizza toppings?

Dr Galen · 24-03-2007 12:53AM

similar situation, more of a beer/pizza bump.....and thanks to good genes have a very full head of hair. saying that I'm only 27. so give it a few years!

in or not?

* NB
I could be useful in beer related medical emergencies....

Victor · 24-03-2007 01:12AM

Ruu wrote:

*rubs chin* What pizza toppings?

Mostly pepperoni and peppers or extra cheese, but the current fetishes are BBQ chicken, extra cheese, pineapple and mixed peppers.

Tom Dunne · 24-03-2007 10:50AM

Ok, I think we have something here we can work with, apart from the whole pineapple thing (who puts fruit on a pizza?).

How ample is your girth?

sioda · 24-03-2007 02:18PM

Brother Dunne I must disagree pineapple is essential to a good pizza as are tomatoes which i also believe are a fruit

copacetic · 24-03-2007 02:21PM

Victor wrote:

Mostly pepperoni and peppers or extra cheese, but the current fetishes are BBQ chicken, extra cheese, pineapple and mixed peppers.

any jalapenos?

Tom Dunne · 24-03-2007 02:59PM

sioda wrote:

Brother Dunne I must disagree pineapple is essential to a good pizza as are tomatoes which i also believe are a fruit

But Brother Sioda, pineapple are healthy - a fact you cannot argue. Healthy food on pizza is simply not acceptable.

trout · 24-03-2007 03:07PM

tom dunne wrote:

But Brother Sioda, pineapple are healthy - a fact you cannot argue. Healthy food on pizza is simply not acceptable.

Brother Tom Dunne speaks true ... but is the pineapple cancelled out by the extra cheese that Victor speaks of so fondly ?

It is a tough call, for pineapple has several unfortunate connotations.

I think it's gut pic time

Degsy · 24-03-2007 03:51PM

tom dunne wrote:

But Brother Sioda, pineapple are healthy - a fact you cannot argue. Healthy food on pizza is simply not acceptable.

You are correct.I would further question the manlitude of somebody eating "healthy" food.

24-03-2007 03:54PM

Victor wrote:

Mostly pepperoni and peppers or extra cheese, but the current fetishes are BBQ chicken, extra cheese, pineapple and mixed peppers.

Needs more meat. Perhaps slap a steak on top of it for good measure?

Tom Dunne · 24-03-2007 04:04PM

trout wrote:

Brother Tom Dunne speaks true ... but is the pineapple cancelled out by the extra cheese that Victor speaks of so fondly ?

The only time it is acceptable to discuss pineapple on this forum is if it is in the context of eating it from the bosom of a 36D, size 10 nympho.

copacetic · 24-03-2007 04:09PM

tom dunne wrote:

The only time it is acceptable to discuss pineapple on this forum is if it is in the context of eating it from the bosom of a 36D, size 10 nympho.

are you allowed peel it and chop it up first brother or would that be a bit girly? Just shove a whole pineapple in there and chow down? Ouchy.

Tom Dunne · 24-03-2007 04:55PM

copacetic wrote:

are you allowed peel it and chop it up first brother or would that be a bit girly? Just shove a whole pineapple in there and chow down? Ouchy.

I read it somewhere once that you can get pineapple rings in tins. They will suffice.

Yum.

copacetic · 24-03-2007 05:00PM

tom dunne wrote:

I read it somewhere once that you can get pineapple rings in tins. They will suffice.

Yum.

ohh nice, in syrup, not the girly juice. maybe a spot of vanilla ice cream too.

Ruu_Old · 24-03-2007 05:01PM

The more grease on it the better.

Tom Dunne · 24-03-2007 05:05PM

copacetic wrote:

maybe a spot of vanilla ice cream too.

I would prefer the spray cream in a can.

Hang on, are we still talking about the nympho or are we talking about the pizza?

copacetic · 24-03-2007 05:09PM

tom dunne wrote:

I would prefer the spray cream in a can.

Hang on, are we still talking about the nympho or are we talking about the pizza?

put your hands together brother..

sioda · 25-03-2007 01:11PM

I always sugar my pineapple thus negating the goodness

Victor · 25-03-2007 07:32PM

tom dunne wrote:

Ok, I think we have something here we can work with, apart from the whole pineapple thing (who puts fruit on a pizza?).

How ample is your girth?

Waist > chest. I think it might be twins.

Tom Dunne · 26-03-2007 09:41AM

Victor wrote:

Waist > chest. I think it might be twins.

Welcome aboard, brother.

Slow Motion · 26-03-2007 11:47AM

Victor wrote:

Waist > chest. I think it might be twins.

Come on in lad and just don't mention the pineapples

J.S. Pill · 26-03-2007 02:01PM

Victor wrote:

but the current fetishes are BBQ chicken...QUOTE]

Whats the deal with BBQ chicken?? While dreadfully hungover last sunday I went donw to the shops to buy me a pizza. I grabbed a BBQ chicken pizza thinking that it would be just a normal pizza with a bit of chicken on top. Turns out the they put BBQ sauce where the tomato sauce is supposed ot be! F**king Gross! nearly made me loose the contents of my stomach (which in hindsight might have been a good thing)

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