help with song...."did u ever get a ride,ever get a ride,ever get a ride on a tractor

Does anyone know the name of this song? The lyrics go like this:

Did u ever get the RIDE, did u ever get the RIDE, did u ever get the RIDE of a TRACTOR???
Noooooooooo I never got the ride, no i never got the ride, no i never got the ride of a tractor........

Did u ever get the FEEL, did u ever get the FEEL, did u ever get the FEEL of a FIVER???
Noooooooooo I never got the feel, no i never got the feel, no i never got the feel of a fiver.........

Did you ever see the CRAIC, did u ever see the CRAIC, did u ever see the CRAIC on a WINDOW???
Noooooooooo I never seen the craic, no i never seen the craic, no i never seen the craic on a window.........

Did u ever get ur HOLE, did u ever get ur HOLE, did u ever get ur HOLE WEEKS WAGES???
Nooooooooooo I never got my hole, no i never got my hole, no i never got my hole weeks wages........

Did u ever get the LICK, did u ever get the LICK, did u ever get the LICK of an ICE CREAM???
Nooooooooooo I never got the lick, no i never got the lick, no i never got the lick of an ice cream........

Did u ever get the SUCK, did u ever get the SUCK, did u ever get the SUCK of a LOLLIPOP???
Nooooooooooo I never got the suck, no i never got the suck, no i never got the suck of a lollipop........

Did u ever PULL THE BALLS, did u ever PULL THE BALLS, did u ever PULL THE BALLS at BINGO???
Nooooooooooo I never pulled the balls, no i never pulled the balls, no i never pulled the balls at bingo........

Did u ever get it UP, did u ever get it UP, did u ever get it UPSIDE DOWN???
Nooooooooooo I never got it up, no i never got it up, no i never got it upside down........

Did u ever get it IN, did u ever get it IN, did u ever get it INSIDE OUT???
Noooooooooooo I never got it in, no i never got it in, no i never got it inside out........
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Also if anybody has it my email address is jamesozzie@gmail.com!!!!

Thanks