Jjack baUR is: 24, day 44. do do DE doo.

Giblet · 29-01-2007 09:42PM #1

hey ChlOE, PatCh me ThroYGh to my DAUGHTER!

KiM: HellO DadDY!
JaCK: YES Shey therrE is A NUKelaR babomp>!
KiM:L YOu So FUNnY DadDy
JaCK: you Umust LeaVE QUIC klY! or ElSe Yo DU!IE!
KJIm: Lol, BYE I MUST throW AwaY my PhoNE andf Go ShopPuing for CougAr ReppelllanNT SprAy!

Sarky · 30-01-2007 01:43AM

That sounds about right, actually.

Basq · 30-01-2007 01:45AM

Ha... the cougar repellent bit made me giggle like a red-undie wearing prostitute with a heart-of-gold!

EDIT: No need to fear Cougars anymore Kimmy.... Daddy's got it covered:

Matt Holck · 30-01-2007 08:05AM

http://www.peters-universum.de/galactica1.htm

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 30-01-2007 08:18AM

Jack Bauer Vs. The Cylons?

Matt Holck · 30-01-2007 08:30AM

No
that's Jack's drummer
he also sings back up for heavy breathing

Shiminay · 30-01-2007 10:31AM

By your command

amp · 30-01-2007 02:39PM

You know, they just don't say that enough in the new series. I never thought about that till now.

Beep... beep.. beep.. beep..

Matt Holck · 30-01-2007 07:27PM

In the spirits of bi-partison compremiss
the three branches of of the US goverment
will be consolidated to Judicial and Executive
can Jack fillibuster enough to save congress?

Sparky · 15-02-2007 01:00AM

Ohen nOeS. Teh KIm haZerds BeeN KiDNaPPed AigaN.

Zou MuST aLL bUy MeH fIlM NOew

the_syco · 15-02-2007 01:35AM

Nuke boom ftw. Pity it missed Jack

Matt Holck · 16-02-2007 02:04AM

I don't like you
and you don't like me
but there's only one toilet stale and we're running of of time
can I trust you for 2 minutes?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 16-02-2007 09:56AM

Matt has a flash back of his night out last night...

Chillwithcian · 16-02-2007 03:35PM

I am federal agent jack bauer....and this is the longest traffic jam of my life.....

Matt Holck · 16-02-2007 05:41PM

cut to the motor cycle chase
sliding under semis
and flying past families in minivans

Chillwithcian · 16-02-2007 06:50PM

Cloie, did i or did i not tell you to fax me those gprs co-ordinates, i am now returning to ctu... kill my wife for me and shag nina myers!!!! AGGGGHHH tony almeda comitted it while i was out on a coffe break, but wait im jack bauer im supposed to go to hell,,f,sygejflOQ3HFTRP32:(

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

_Kaiser_ · 19-02-2007 11:35PM

Jack's the man, but will never be as cool as Chuck

Sarky · 20-02-2007 01:29PM

Considering Chuck Norris was a washed up talentless hobo before the 90's even began, that's pretty harsh.

Matt Holck · 21-02-2007 03:00AM

Jack's into torture

errr'

interogation

Jjack baUR is: 24, day 44. do do DE doo.

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