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Valentine's Limericks

  • 14-02-2007 09:20AM
    #1
    pbsuxok1znja4r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭


    Post 'em if ya got 'em. I need something cheesy/romantic to text to my GF

    I'll consider the offensive ones, too :)


Comments

  • #2
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055052212

    or just have a look around the humour forum, should be plenty there ^_^


  • #3
    Zapho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    There was a young man called Einis.......


  • #4
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Zapho wrote:
    There was a young man called Einis.......

    Who met a young lady from Venus....


  • #5
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Screw it. off to TCN with you and don't send it back.


  • #6
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭Caliden


    There was a man from Kentuckit..


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  • #7
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Blood Stains are red,
    Sirens are blue,
    If I catch you cheating,
    I'll fvcking kill you...


  • #8
    d-redser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 529 ✭✭✭d-redser


    :D I like it!


  • #9
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    There was a young woman named Doris,
    who's downunder was thick as a forest,
    her boyfriend called Pips,
    took a razor to her lips,
    and made a new wig for his mistress.



    My own creation.....don't stone me


  • #10
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    love is for real people


  • #11
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I have
    No real talent
    With romance
    So I made this sentence look
    Pretentiously poetic
    In the hopes
    Of seeing you
    Naked


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  • #12
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    in soviet russia,
    poem writes you!


  • #13
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I love you in everyday dress
    I love you in your nightie
    but I see the moonlight on your tits
    and by christ I think your mighty.


  • #14
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You're my Baby,
    You're my Honey
    Tomorrow you will be
    Walking Funny


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