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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: They are trying to catch the TCN midget - he's been pinching everyone lately.

    Q: Will you join the hunt for this terror??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    he just wants to be noticed
    everyone is overlooking him

    what kind of pizza?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No! I had leftover Coca-cola ham! Pizza was lunch yesterday!


    Why did Marts call me fat last night?:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I should care
    wait till she inspires response

    fire or ice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw! You used your magic 8 ball again!:p
    Okay, to clarify, I guess he didn't call me fat. He said Americans are fat. Not me.

    Fire please.


    You aren't even curious as to what a coca-cola ham is?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I already know what it is.

    do you REALLY think I called you fat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I asume sweet and peppy

    there's a hole in the cruxs of my jaw
    I can't eat meat for 2 more days

    one never knows . . .
    DO ONE ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Do Two! Blend it up with milk and drink it with a straw! :p
    Mmmm. a Meat Milkshake.


    How's that for an idea?:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    liitle particals could be caught in the hole in my gum and rot

    ever loss a tooth?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    that's what a tooth brush is for.


    Ya know, if it were invented any where else it would logically be called a Teeth Brush?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I hadn't thought of that

    my jaw is not large enough for my wisom teeth

    can genetics eraticate that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Could be. I think only half the world has room for wisdom teeth.
    The rest either get them cut out (EEK!) or they never emerge.
    I am exceptionally lucky that mine have never emerged! \0/



    Will I get banned for my latest post in After Hours?:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I don't know.

    What was it about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    The "What is a Few" thread. I said "Me last Long Time!"
    Ah, I suppose that's mild compared to some!



    Will my boss stay on his side of the hospital today and leave me to mine?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Of course not. Bosses are interfering no-good types as a rule.

    Do you want me to ring your boss and tell him/her to leave you alone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sure! Hes name is Bob! He used to be called Main Lobby Bob until he got promoted.


    Does that sound like a homeless person's name?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Or a person of voyueristic tendencies...

    Has he got a pair of binoculars?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No. He has web cams.


    Wish me a good day at work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Give 'em hell!!!


    Will I wear the combat or the hiking boots today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I thought you were going to wear your pink sandles :D

    Q: Would you like to smell Ian Paisley's loins?? :D:D:D


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,050 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    A: No thanks!
    Q: Has anyone ever looked at a pile of christmas pudding and ice-cream and been sure it was really their girlfriend's pet cat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    A: Have often been confused between dessert and my gf's pussy.

    Q: Is sniffing politicians' loins Kojak's newest fetish? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    probably....he's quite the king of fetishes, he likes his cabbages too!!:D

    anyone getting spazmatazed this weekend??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Not me.. its January after all - ie: broke!! :( (though I just realised its Friday!)

    Are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yeeeeeessssss!

    Q. I just realised I have about €200 less than I thought I did in the bank... Oh Ohhh spagetti-o's! What should I do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    That's why we have credit cards :)

    Or is that a bad thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Thats deffinatly a bad thing.

    Q. You've never heard the term "crippling debt"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh I sure have!


    Shall I go shopping today with my gift cards?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    May as well :)

    Buy me something nice?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, send me a chair and I'll upholster it!
    The gift card is for my supply store!
    Yes, you too could own a lovely snake skin rocker!
    rocker.jpg


    Isn't that groovy?


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