Q & A Thread

Kojak · 03-01-2007 07:35PM

A: They are trying to catch the TCN midget - he's been pinching everyone lately.

Q: Will you join the hunt for this terror??

Matt Holck · 04-01-2007 12:15AM

he just wants to be noticed
everyone is overlooking him

what kind of pizza?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 12:26AM

No! I had leftover Coca-cola ham! Pizza was lunch yesterday!

Why did Marts call me fat last night?:(

Matt Holck · 04-01-2007 12:38AM

I should care
wait till she inspires response

fire or ice?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 12:41AM

Aw! You used your magic 8 ball again!:p
Okay, to clarify, I guess he didn't call me fat. He said Americans are fat. Not me.

Fire please.

You aren't even curious as to what a coca-cola ham is?

The Bollox · 04-01-2007 12:44AM

I already know what it is.

do you REALLY think I called you fat?

Matt Holck · 04-01-2007 12:47AM

I asume sweet and peppy

there's a hole in the cruxs of my jaw
I can't eat meat for 2 more days

one never knows . . .
DO ONE ?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 12:52AM

Do Two! Blend it up with milk and drink it with a straw!

Mmmm. a Meat Milkshake.

How's that for an idea?:eek:

Matt Holck · 04-01-2007 12:55AM

liitle particals could be caught in the hole in my gum and rot

ever loss a tooth?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 12:57AM

that's what a tooth brush is for.

Ya know, if it were invented any where else it would logically be called a Teeth Brush?

Matt Holck · 04-01-2007 01:13AM

I hadn't thought of that

my jaw is not large enough for my wisom teeth

can genetics eraticate that?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 01:15AM

Could be. I think only half the world has room for wisdom teeth.
The rest either get them cut out (EEK!) or they never emerge.
I am exceptionally lucky that mine have never emerged! \0/

Will I get banned for my latest post in After Hours?:o

boneless · 04-01-2007 11:44AM

I don't know.

What was it about?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 11:53AM

The "What is a Few" thread. I said "Me last Long Time!"
Ah, I suppose that's mild compared to some!

Will my boss stay on his side of the hospital today and leave me to mine?

boneless · 04-01-2007 11:57AM

Of course not. Bosses are interfering no-good types as a rule.

Do you want me to ring your boss and tell him/her to leave you alone?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 11:58AM

Sure! Hes name is Bob! He used to be called Main Lobby Bob until he got promoted.

Does that sound like a homeless person's name?

boneless · 04-01-2007 12:00PM

Or a person of voyueristic tendencies...

Has he got a pair of binoculars?

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 12:02PM

No. He has web cams.

Wish me a good day at work?

boneless · 04-01-2007 12:05PM

Give 'em hell!!!

Will I wear the combat or the hiking boots today?

Kojak · 04-01-2007 02:00PM

A: I thought you were going to wear your pink sandles

Q: Would you like to smell Ian Paisley's loins??

Insect Overlord · 04-01-2007 10:14PM

A: No thanks!
Q: Has anyone ever looked at a pile of christmas pudding and ice-cream and been sure it was really their girlfriend's pet cat?

randylonghorn · 05-01-2007 01:11AM

A: Have often been confused between dessert and my gf's pussy.

Q: Is sniffing politicians' loins Kojak's newest fetish? :eek:

Donegal Lass · 05-01-2007 09:23AM

probably....he's quite the king of fetishes, he likes his cabbages too!!:D

anyone getting spazmatazed this weekend??

_Kaiser_ · 05-01-2007 10:36AM

Not me.. its January after all - ie: broke!!

(though I just realised its Friday!)

Are you?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 05-01-2007 10:45AM

A. Yeeeeeessssss!

Q. I just realised I have about €200 less than I thought I did in the bank... Oh Ohhh spagetti-o's! What should I do?

_Kaiser_ · 05-01-2007 10:46AM

That's why we have credit cards

Or is that a bad thing?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 05-01-2007 11:00AM

A. Thats deffinatly a bad thing.

Q. You've never heard the term "crippling debt"?

Lust4Life · 05-01-2007 12:05PM

Oh I sure have!

Shall I go shopping today with my gift cards?

_Kaiser_ · 05-01-2007 12:07PM

May as well

Buy me something nice?

Lust4Life · 05-01-2007 12:25PM

Well, send me a chair and I'll upholster it!
The gift card is for my supply store!
Yes, you too could own a lovely snake skin rocker!

Isn't that groovy?

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