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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    A: Of course

    Q: You're not a psycho or anything are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    A: It's boneless we're talking about here

    Q: Who wants to befriend the Dutch chicken?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I fall into the 'anything' catagory. Slightly demented with delusions of persecution and divinity.

    Is that okay?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Dutchology wrote:
    A: It's boneless we're talking about here

    Q: Who wants to befriend the Dutch chicken?

    Me and my friend Timmy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    A: Great, sounds like a bit of craic!

    Q: But which one of you am I answering?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    A: let's all be friends

    Q: can we all be friends?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes. And I can bake you all a cake.

    Do you like cakes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    I love cakes!

    can I lick icing off?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    I like cakes with pink icing.

    Do I get a cake with pink icing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Tipsy Cake!! That used to have pink icing! I can make them!

    Will I take the dogs out or will I feed them and pretend I took them out?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    well now while we're on the subject of urine and feet... I suggest you take them out...

    where did my post-it go? boneless....? did you see anyone take it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    Pretend! Stay here and talk to us! :D

    Are you boys or girls? Hmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,727 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Well I'm a boy anyway

    Why didn't I just stay in bed today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'm a boy but I really want to be a pony.


    Is there a funny sound in your head too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    I'm a girl and you didn't stay in bed because of the obvious reason, you got up...

    anyone got magical hand warmers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    Yes, one telling me to leave the cuckoos nest before it's too late

    Where has that Dutch person gone to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    nowhere until 5pm... and then she's off home until Sunday! dutch cheese, clogs and windmills for 4 days! rock on mf's!

    do you like dutch people?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    Hey, where was your question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,727 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I used to live in Holland for a few years when I was younger

    Bet its all changed now tho?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    Probably... Seeing as though technology, the economy and lifestyles are constantly changing, I would imagine Holland has moved with the times... :p lol

    Why is the forum running so slow?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,727 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Always does at this time of the day

    So who else is stuck in work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    It's still Holland... It will always be the same, amidst all the madness...

    when were you last in Kikkerland?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    me!

    is it 5pm yet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    Not me I'm a college bum! Woooo

    What kind of job do you have that you get to sit online all day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,727 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    IT manager, but it's a slow day :D

    (To Dutchology: lived there in the mid 80s for a couple of years)

    Who's going out tonight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    Me

    Does drinking wine at home alone count as going out? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    staying in, leaving the house early for the airport... well, early in my book...

    why did the chicken cross the road?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Because he was dead...

    Geddit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    i think so

    was he in a shopping bag, going home to be cooked and eaten?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭-Freebird-


    Perhaps.

    Where is everyone now that the place is running at normal speed again?


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