Q & A Thread

boneless · 02-01-2007 08:47PM

Only with a sponge on a marling spike!

Do you think I'm a thief too?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 08:53PM

A: If you want me to think that, I will.

Q: When is a banana not a banana??

Rozabeez · 02-01-2007 11:53PM

Kojak wrote:

A: If you want me to think that, I will.

Q: When is a banana not a banana??

A: O_o when yore ma is finished with it....THEN it becomes something totally different.

Q: Have you got a cold?

Star Lord · 03-01-2007 01:09AM

I've got a cold something or other... :eek:

What's the square root of a circle?

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 01:14AM

I've never gotten to the root of one. But I loved Rosabeez's answer ^^

Ever noticed that tea rhymes with pee? Hmmmmm.

Star Lord · 03-01-2007 01:18AM

Q&A: Is that why tea taste like piss?

(And I knew you'd like her answer!!!

)

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 01:57AM

Ah yes. See? You need us wimmin here to keep the humour in good form!

And you'd miss us if we ran away wouldn't you?

spacecoyote · 03-01-2007 09:59AM

No i've got a laser sighting on the gun

should i use the silencer?

Black Swan · 03-01-2007 10:24AM

Silence this KiYap!SC...

Would you rather us be seen than heard?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 03-01-2007 10:26AM

A. Yes...

Q. How does that girl in your sig do a roundhouse and her hair doesnt even move?

spacecoyote · 03-01-2007 10:27AM

damn monkey.....she obviously uses the same gel as cameron

would you rather be heard than seen?

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 10:36AM

Children should be seen, not heard...

What was the first thought in your groggy subconscious when you woke up this morning?

Black Swan · 03-01-2007 10:37AM

Clear Customs... Yawn!

How about you?

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 10:39AM

Snooze, snooze, snooze and snooze... All in that order

Would you be so kind as to make me another coffee.....?

Black Swan · 03-01-2007 10:41AM

I've got the corner on the java market.

What's it worth to ye?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 03-01-2007 10:46AM

A. 10C

Q. So on your way back to sunny Ireland then Blue?

_Kaiser_ · 03-01-2007 12:41PM

Its not that sunny here today.. cold as well!

Anyone else wish they'd stayed in bed?

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 12:58PM

Nah. You gotta live life to its fullest!

Are you a good dancer?

_Kaiser_ · 03-01-2007 01:03PM

I have my moments

Are we going clubbing?

Kojak · 03-01-2007 01:57PM

A: No, I can't - I have that rabies thing

Q: Is a football in the groin worth 2 in the stones??

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 02:31PM

A: That depends on whether or not you were wearing a cup at the time

Q: Cup or none?

Kojak · 03-01-2007 02:39PM

A: I'll have 2 sugars with mine.

Q: Is there any milk left???

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 02:40PM

A: Yes, though it appears to have curdled...

Q: Is it your turn or mine?

Kojak · 03-01-2007 02:45PM

A: Yours.

Q: Any biscuits??

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 02:50PM

A: Chocolatey deliciousness of Bourbons....

Q: Will you go out and get fresh milk first?

boneless · 03-01-2007 03:41PM

There you go... fresh from the goat.

Why did that goat only have one tit?:eek:

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 03:49PM

A: Because it ate the other one itself

Q: Why did it eat the other one?

boneless · 03-01-2007 03:54PM

It ate the "udder" one because I forgot to feed it this morning.

Can I really be the Princess of the ball?

-Freebird- · 03-01-2007 04:21PM

A: No

Q: But, guess who is?

:-P

boneless · 03-01-2007 04:23PM

Jennifer Lopez!!

Will you be my friend?

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